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With a Volkswagen Bus and some **********, I can get any girl I want. Just sayin'...

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You shouldn't introduce such novel concepts. That could lead to self-reliance. Then where would all of the pointless threads come from?

I don't have any clue about the UK voting system or their politics. And to be honest, I really couldn't care less about it. It's nothing against the UK, I'm just so fed up with American politics that I can't be bothered to think about what anyone else is doing.

This for sure. It was a huge relief here in West Lafayette to learn that E'Twaun and JJ were coming back. We would not be nearly as successful next year without those two. And if Rob comes back healthy, we should definitely be one of the favorites to win it all. On Saturday, JJ tweeted "Final...

The gay taking the picture has his hand over the lens. Good luck with that, buddy.

I had to send flowers to my ***'s home in NC rather than give them to her in person. This is the first time that I won't be seeing her on ******'s Day. I called her and talked to her, but it's just not the same. That makes me very sad face.

Okay, I'm going to start executing people who make pointless and confusing polls. What in the flying fuck is this thread about? And why is *** an option among two other foreign names that I cannot pronounce? Seems a little out of place, no?

I don't prefer her, period. Where's that goddamn answer at?

Oh, I hope it jeopardizes her marriage to Hank Baskett. That fucking douche bag didn't do anything positive for the team during the whole damn season. Then, when the Super Bowl roll around, he fumbles an onside kick and totally swings the momentum of the game. So fuck him and fuck Kendra. :mad...

King Kong (1933)

Laura Croft - girl is gorgeous.

Mine didn't look like any of them... thank god.

All it means is that from now on, you don't comply when the police try to pull you over. If they catch you, they'll add more points to your license. But if you can outrun them, there won't be any consequences. It's just like Need for Speed - practice getting out of high speed pursuits and you'll...

Peter made this prediction before the season even started. It had nothing to do with his performance in that one game.

Remember the name Starlin Castro. A HR, 3B, and 6 RBIs in his MLB debut for the Cubbies (through 5 innings). Peter Gammons predicted that he'd be an all-star at shortstop next season. This guy is absolutely fuckin' legitimate. I'm feeling much better about our season now.

Damn, I love deep-sea gigantism. It's fucking nuts how big those ******* (i.e. Japanese Spider Crab, or Giant Isopod) can become. And it's even more phenomenal because scientists aren't even sure why it happens. Colossal squid also reminds me of the book Sphere. It's one of my favorite...

This will get you jacked up for the World Cup. Guaranteed. sXlBSlyU8xY

Uh oh, she called them muppets... **braces for storm**

Am I the only one who has never (seriously, ever) wondered about a porn star's astrological sign? :dunno: I can't think of anything more arbitrary or irrelevant to care about.

Ryan Leaf for sure. There really isn't any argument there. I would add Brian Bosworth, Tony Mandarich, and Ki-Jana Carter to the list as well.

This was awesome news to me. I fuckin' **** that guy with a passion. As bad as he has been on the field this year, he's an even worse human being. I wish nothing but the worst for Milton on his road to recovery. No wonder he's on his 8th team in 10 years. He gets paid millions of dollars to...

Yes, but I want to tell him that I prayed for him to fail, and he did. So that means that God, like nearly everyone else, hates him.

Every time I see that picture, I curb stomp a kitten. You just ****** a kitty. Yes, you did. I hope you ***** well at night, my friend... :mad:

Much better. :) I just didn't want anyone to get the impression that Leaf was taken before Manning. At the time, people said the Colts were crazy for taking Peyton. Leaf was supposed to be the sure fire superstar. And he might have been if he learned to throw the ball to his own damn guys...

Maybe just a pat on the back. I don't think I would enjoy being accidentally impaled when he started flailing his hands around.

I found it to be very strange.

Er, Ryan Lead was a #2 pick. We took that Peyton Manning guy with the 1st pick. You might have heard of him...

*Snipe Plasma before he reaches the door.*

Er... there is a poll. :dunno: This isn't my first rodeo, Scooter.

You only get one of them. You don't get to have both fuckin' girls. You will pick one or the other or you will pick neither one of them, and you will like it. Those are the only goddamn options.

How do you reprimand a law or doctrine? :dunno: I jest, and I agree with the rest of your post too. :hatsoff:

Re: Tasty Brunette O no you dit-ten! **snap, snap** :fight:

Somehow, before I even clicked on the link, I knew this was going to be about Lawrence Taylor. I did not anticipate the girl's age though. :eek: **** is bad enough in its own right without the victim being a *****. What the fuck was LT thinking?

Here's one for you: SpexyAshleigh - 88,415 rep points / 435 posts = 203.25 I don't see anyone putting up a higher number than that. That is just ridiculous. if she continued at the same pace, she'd eclipse 200,000 rep points before hitting 1,000 posts. :eek: My number is a measly 65. I don't...

I take pictures of naked women all the time for free. Most of them just don't know about it...

Why is he running for fuckin' Congress? He's a porn actor. His role should consist solely of fucking women and shutting the fuck up. Don't speak, don't moan, don't even breathe loudly.

Great, not only are your posts confusing, but you also have poor taste in music. My advice to you: YhkNLHictW8

If I spoke English this badly, I'd be suing whatever translation software company I was using. Your posts are fucking incomprehensible. I cannot derive any meaning from a single phrase you've written in your posts. What in the blue hell does it mean "to decipher only such half brains?" What the...

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Little People, Big World - You like midget porn, admit it...

Fixed!

That it should be "Los Sols" because mixing two languages looks idiotic.

Are you kidding me? I've watched as many Hawks games as I can this year. Fuck, I'm watching them whoop the ****** Canuckers right now. But sadly: baseball > hockey

She's hot... what do you want from me? And fuck you. :tongue: Baseball is the best sport. Period. Pics or GTFO!

Which two *********** would you like to see duel to the death? At least one of them has to die...

I speak Bear. Allow me to translate: "Did you think your thread would be a success so quickly?"

You're dead to me. (You still look good though) Thanks, Bear. I heart you too. :lovecoupl

Favorite baseball team?

I'd join you, but I'll be busy until at least September watching the Cubs blow ass. ;) Go Hawks!