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The sweaty perverts at the Freeones Message Board Store of Pornography are in serious campaign mode perspiring bucketloads of perspiration. Here's my contribution to the morning cartoons for my liberal friends... "He's gonna put y'all back in chains..."

Jasmin St Clair 20 years after breaking the gangbang record.

That was classic. I still remember watching it.

HHH brought back a number of his "NXT Favorites". There are people under contract with other companies that are trying to get themselves fired so they can go back to WWE. Andrade comes to mind. The WWE looks more favorable to certain talent with the new regime installed.

Thanks for that Lux. I've had a few of those things happen including being hit up for charges when I bring my truck in for a recall. I'm looking to buy a new truck now. Everybody needs to see your video. Thanks again.

Candace used to do a lot of Intergender Matches while she was booked at PWG. She does a variety of things but I'm not sure how crazy a gimmick match that she has done. She's always been a solid talent and she has a great smile for the camera. A lot of stuff in AEW is sloppy in general. In WWE...

Seems close enough that I'll wait and see what side of the bed America gets up on Election Day Morning. I've already voted and mailed my stack of ballots.

I agree. Candace looks great. Candace is 37 and has been wrestling for 20 years now starting in 2002.

Those are billed heights. According to Wikipedia's billed height AJ Syles is 5'11''. I've seen AJ at enough Indy Shows and he's barely 5'8''. I wonder if Roxanne is shorter than 5 feet tall.

Is Roxanne Perez even 5 feet tall? She's so cute you just wanna eat her.

Referee Paul Turner did a good job and was there checking on him right away. I thought he snagged his head and hurt his neck at first. A concussion is better than a broken neck, at least. When you sell for a Clothesline like that you are supposed to make a complete revolution and take a front...

I wish you luck finding a lady with a rectum lined in gold.

This seems like an incredible offer and even better than the past Five 20s Bring The Honeys promotion.

Tiger Woods' *** just read the story...

You guys watch Jon Moxley vs Adam Page on Tuesday? Adam Page took a clothesline from Moxley and when he sold it by flipping backwards he landed badly and got a concussion. The match was stopped as the medical staff brought in a giant spatula to scrape Adam off the canvas.

This thread just got turned into the weirdest Hogan's Heroes episode ever.

You just made Jamie Lee Curtis cry again.

Ever see how perfect Karrion Kross does Jesse Ventura?

Well he kinda is. I referred to him as Donald Trump's Lawn Jockey. https://www.yahoo.com/news/protester-allegedly-attacks-herschel-walker-174018127.html

If you won't take him back would you give us permission to ****** the crap out of him then send his bloated carcass to a hog **** for disposal?

We play by the "Don't let the door hit you in the ass" policy so they can stay gone.

If you pump your own gas you can go commando.

Send him to Russia so they can send him to Ukraine.

My wife watches The Crown and about 14 different Korean soap operas while I watch 15 hours of professional wrestling per week. We're watching the final season of Walking Dead together right now.

The Shelley Winters Method to avoid any retroactively regrettable masturbation. You can't put the paste back in the tube, can 'ya?

Thanks for the reply, Lux. We should have a podcast together. It'd be fun. Between the two of us everyone would get buried from both sides of the aisle. I'm definitely getting you high even if I sneak something into your Blueberry Muffin. You like Science Fiction. How about a Death Star? GO...

Hey Lux, do you think you'll need to launch one of your obsessive smear campaigns against Ron Desantis? I hope you have plenty of coal to shovel into the trusty ole Google Machine. You have your suspect so start pinning crimes on him before it's too late.

I saw that Orange episode with the wife. Is that show still on Netflix? We kinda gave up on it after around Season 3.

Kanye pops up on Chris Cuomo...

Well that was sure a quick turnaround now, wasn't it? https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/james-corden-apologized-profusely-being-035113746.html https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj1kAeNIXmK/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%253D

Yeah. I can't exactly see him campaigning or endorsing anyone unless he was compensated somehow. Who knows how much influence Trump will even have in 2024?

He seems like the male Rosie O'Donnell who once was thought of as the Queen Of Nice. The bum got 86'd for being a "tiny cretin of a man". https://www.yahoo.com/news/james-corden-******-nyc-restaurant-220241672.html

Who knows if Trump is even running? I actually hope not. I don't think I'll have any issue voting for Ron Desantis. I have no idea if Trump would endorse anyone. I have a lot of far right in my ******. They will vote for whoever the Republican candidate is. I can't speak for other far righties...

I'd like to ask my Liberal friends a question... Who are you more afraid of getting the Republican nomination: Donald Trump or Ron Desantis? I'd be more afraid of Desantis if I were a Liberal. A lot of Conservatives may stay home if Trump is on the ballot. Seems like a pretty good chance Joe...

I miss women with names like Trixie or Candy. I worked with a gal named Frosty before. That was her actual waitress name and not the one she uses when charging fellas by the hour. Lemon Drop is a nice name for a lady too.

Stephen Pearcy looks like a Glam version of The Night Stalker.

RVD impersonates HBK