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Today I finally ****** the smog check. Total bullshit. I had to drive over 500 miles. Remember: Never have a new battery installed or unhook the old one before a smog check. It resets the memory and you will have to jump through a lotta hoops to get it to pass.

Thanks. I'm so relieved because when I was told "Let’s go to the videotape" I thought I was looking for something compelling that would throw a wet blanket over the whole affair shutting the door on future speculation. Glad I ended up being smart enough to figure out the right link even if it...

Why not meet a fella and John Wayne Bobbit him then play kissy-kissy with what you severed?

Don't do it, dude. Ever see Birthday Girl? Leave Svetlana in the refugee camp so she can turn tricks to dumb Polaks.

Imagine if the Doctor and ******* could work together.

What I need is some help finding the correct video. I'm such a dummy and so mistake prone I must have clicked the wrong click. All I saw was a video of an open door with some broken glass.

I may have made a mistake and watched the wrong videotape. What was shown visually to the eye on the videotape you watched? The one I saw was just the aftermath showing an opened door.

Klink and Schultz were good dudes. Sometimes a few rotten apples spoil the bunch but sometimes you may find a couple of nice apples in a steamy pile of human garbage.

In America this is a Jeff. I am an American in America so this is the image that comes into my American mind when I hear the name Jeff. Kinda looks like a recently showered and shaved Harvey Weinstein.

I don’t believe she actually has sex.

A bag of Baken-Ets Traditional Fried Pork Skins (Hot 'n' Spicy) After I finished the bag I chugged a can of Ginger Ale then let out a burp so horrifying it melted the paint on the wall.

Did he fall on the side of his left knee?

Sure makes it easier with things like Pork Belly and Squid.

The further down you bury your head in the sand the easier you make it for somebody to fuck you.

Just when the world thought they were rid of this jackal... Bibi's back. https://www.yahoo.com/news/benjamin-netanyahu-wins-israeli-elections-211750232.html Let the hand wringing and deception begin...

Yeah. She’s half Polak and half Flip.

We both know what good Adobo and Pancit tastes like as well as both being half Eastern-Euro by ancestry?

Fans of Horror Films and we like to sell pictures of our **** on the eBay.

She is in way better shape than even just a few months ago when she was on Impact. Emma was a good pick-up for the Women's Division.

I will say that old boy has really been feeling his oats with his two recent late-night shenanigans. What thinking person with any kind of active and objective mind wouldn't speculate especially since both stories have more plot holes than a brick of Swiss Cheese?

I would love to. How was I getting gaslit by Kanye? What was I convinced of that was not true? Are you saying there are not a disproportionate amount of Jews in the Entertainment Business based upon their population? If so, how were you convinced of that?

I've mentioned Rodney Dangerfield pretty much lived his gimmick. He came in the gym once when I was working and checked in with the girl at the booth. She asked, "Hey Rodney, why weren't you in Caddyshack 2?" Rodney then gets beet red in the face and yells, "Because I didn't fuckin' wanna...

How dare you! The closest thing I get to gaslighting is lighting my farts on fire. A soul that has been saved from the fires and embers of Hell is nothing to be discounted, sir.

The most gracious losers tend to have lots of practice. -Ygor Dragunov

Jeff Milton sounds like a 3rd Baseman in the Major Leagues. I’m not calling a gal Jeff Milton in bed. I’ll just change her name to Tits McGee or something better.

Anton Levey and L Ron Hubbard are the 2 most honest guys in religion since they admitted they were doing it for money.

That's a very nice, wholesome hobby. My wife takes pictures of everything especially at dinner. I think I'm famous in The Philippines by now. I asked her, "Are you showing people what we are eating or just bragging that we have food?"

This was the story I woke up to. How does some deranged hobo with intent to do harm get into that house?

WTF?

Can you do those ******** vids and make it look like I pushed an old granny onto the subway tracks? That may slightly tarnish my image.

How did you perform that act of sorcery, sir?

You guys see Herman Munster vs Wizard Of Oz? Some debate, huh?

Thanks for asking... When I was 6 years old my ****** took me to see The Exorcist in the theater. My *** was a cop and also Russian so a boy does not shed a tear or show fear in front of that man. I sat there frozen in ****** during the film and couldn't breathe. It was such a rush I've spent...

Kanye has such a cabal literally surrounding him while sucking his future away he will end up dancing in the park for spare change. "Told 'ya I was right."

Here is a great documentary on the history of Spaghetti Westerns...

Hey Lux, I may be wrong but you seem like the Professor of Science Fiction around here. Ever thought about making your own Sci-Fi thread? I would be happy to learn from you. I know about Horror so maybe an exchange of knowledge is possible. You into video games? If so, what systems do you have?

Me too as long as I can be the first outta 300. I don't normally carry a squeegee.

I can’t find my way around the ghetto with a Thomas Guide and Rodney King riding shotgun. Why would someone invest in a shithole like that?

When I get my new truck my registration fee is gonna be California Crazy. My income property in LA is under rent control but I will make a ******* when I sell as it’s free and clear. Threading the needle with timing and a tax strategy afterwards will be where the thinking goes.

I don’t doubt that you are highly skilled at tracking people down and snatching them from wherever they dare try to hide.:)

eric2136 effectively dealt with and treated my issue with intermittent possession from obscure entities. I used to be like a puppet on a string but I have been cleansed and am free from evil. I now have a firewall for all my time in the suggestive state. No need to have the veil of dissociative...

I have 2 pieces of real estate that I’m holding onto until the stars have aligned and it’s a good time for me to sell. I live in a dirty city but inside of a nice neighborhood. I don’t leave Westwood unless there is good enough reason.

I just got my truck from repair out of the dealer. I had a new battery put in. The new battery erased my memory and I could not pass the smog check. Truck runs perfect but take a look at this checklist they want me to go through to build back the memory to complete my smog check. I have to do it...

Keep us posted on your life. What has been going on with you? Hope the security business is good.

Didn't we have a moderator win AHOTY once? If Bob Crane were still alive imagine how amazing the member that sweaty pervert would be.

Put a caption to this...

Happened a couple of days ago. Another loser with no friends who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with Warren Buffett's bank numbers tattooed on his forehead. https://www.foxnews.com/us/at-least-3-******-st-louis-high-school-shooting-suspect-******-security

I remember the mass shootings in Maryland line. I dealt with Will E and calmed him down by agreeing to limit the homicides to politicians and Baltimore.