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http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1128133 Beating the Irish is like enjoying a pint of hearty ale!:glugglug:

I was gonna go on a cruise. But my airplane sunk. On the way to the wharf. Where the cruise ship was. Then the ship sunk. I was booked on the JFKJuniorTitanicHitByAMissileLockerby vacation giveaway. I love winning.:facepalm:

I would pay any price to watch two Parkinson's patients playing Jenga.

The next time the ice cream truck pulls up onto your neighborhood street, stop the truck, and take all of his money...and his ice cream. He deserves it for making everyone listen to that shithole music.:mad:

This happened recently... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3060907/Black-parents-give-birth-to-white-baby.html :dunno::eek:

I see Kirk Herbstreit and Brent Musburger are commentating the Clemson/Auburn game. That's fine. Plus I think jarhead Herbie would love to sink his magic missile into Muss's flabby old ass.:nannerf1:

Lane Kiffin should suck my balls.:facepalm:

Victims. After horrific attacks. The Japanese camps in America after Pearl Harbor. The crowded max security prisons in Ireland during the IRA attacks and their effect on Irish families. Jewish and Palestinian settlers who just want a place to live with their families. She is not alone in...

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I know the feeling. All of my sports teams suck a sasquatch.:******:

Hmmm...all of a sudden I want a Croissanwich from BK, and I want it served to me by a guy who yells a lot.

My God! That can't be real!!:eek::facepalm:

Re: Who made you cum today? Refill my Twinkie, Miss Winkie! ;)

But is Ichabod Crane O.K?

BP's hamburgers taste like ****. And McDonalds is price gouging.:mad:

Gruden just made a good point. The Jets are using all of these counter plays and audibles, and it's like many of the Jet players aren't quite up to this level of chaos. But the Jets are pretty impressive so far.

Whatever happened to the Masturbating Bear??:dunno:

It's not all his fault. Another dimension of that argument is simple timeliness.

The Jets are banging the hell outta the Ravens' O-line. Flac has been pretty cool so far. But penalties....:facepalm:

BB has hosted many bukkakke (sp.) parties. That's why he never puts on make-up.:eek:

Providing stuff for Hard Knocks. And it's all just a stunt.

Re: Vast scale of Colorado wildfires revealed as residents return to survey their hom The two most common causes of wildfires are lightning and human interference. Like it or not, fires have been wiping out whole forests for millions of years...long before we got here. Scientists say it is...

Dogs and cats deserve good homes, with loving and acceptable human owners. If they want to use computers and log onto FreeOnes then they have the right to. This is just another example of Republican thought control.

He'd be hell with a teleprompter.

Ben Gay invented this ointment in order to maximize physical excitation. Then he sold his formula and created GLAAD.

The offensive line had better get their **** together if Green Bay is gonna go anywhere this season.

Houston looks sharp. Brady and the Pats are embarrassing Cincy. Where's OchoTee-Oh?

I wish I'd parked my old 1971 Plymouth there.:facepalm:

Don't fuck with nature. Dumbass.

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That's what I was getting at. I knew Ingram was out, and his replacement was Richardson, hence depth at RB. Gotta hand it to Saban for not pouring it on.

And he REPLACED Ingram.

She's in communications???:eek:

Is Andrew Luck the next John Elway? More importantly, who the hell was that UCLA cheerleader with the olive skin and the wonderful tits? Boolah boolah!!!:eek:

Is that Bill Gates handing me a moon rock?:moon:

Oil Rig Wipe-Up for the BPBox 360

I'd like to thank the Penn State Nittany Lions for showing up and providing advertising revenue.:bowdown: On a serious note, Robert Bolden has a helluva lotta potential.

Never play poker with a guy who picks his nose. JprubgAoEoQ

Re: Who made you cum today? Beatrice...the blue-haired woman at Gene's Bakery who fills the long johns with rich, white cream.

uh...voltron?:dunno: Richard Nixon or Richie Cunningham

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You could always take unauthorized pictures of her through a hotel peephole.

The guy on the right is grabbing her tit!!:eek::boobies:

The fact that you posted it.

Obama? Bush was shining the Saudis' shoes for years.

Wanna buy my submarine?

McElroy FINALLY gets sacked!!:eek:

Boric Acid??????:eek:

Brent Musberger just threw away his Miami necktie and replaced it with an Alabama necktie.

James Madison. Ahahahahahahahaha!!:1orglaugh