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I had this buddy from Catholic Elementary School. He and his ****** were from Kenya. But every now and again, within our polite and quiet neighborhood, his ****** would slaughter a goat in their back yard. I went to school with him but I'm glad I didn't live next door. They were as Catholic as...

Most TV shows these days are so bad I fast-forward through them to get to the commercials.

The Women's Division will be more interactive with the audience as certain invited guests get to grade the matches on a scale of 1-5 stones.

Let's come up with some new gimmick names to appease the House Of Saud. Here's Triple H (Haaraba Halal Hussein) WWE Akbar

I associate Muslims more with 7-ELEVEN than 911 even though they're more polite on the plane than in their store.

Yeah, I didn't think so...

Gotta go **** someone. BRB...

I'm glad a kind fella like you is around to read stuff so I ain't gotta.

Yeah that could be possible. Many of my ancestors from Russia considered them shape-shifting demons. I was told they do not taste like chicken but they run around like one after being ********. God is truly great.

She dead. Says so in this here article from a respected publication. Heaven just got a new Bobblehead. https://www.yahoo.com/news/totally-unexpected-diamond-maga-duo-024903250.html

That’sa lotsa reedin. What dew it says?

New Obituary

Even thinking about beans makes you fart, huh?

Yep. BOOM! You got it. Just waiting for a coupon, flyer, or QR Code to redeem so I can run down to my local, friendly neighborhood mosque and demand my trial conversion. Those who live in a porno theater should not throw stones but I'm trying to improve myself so I can throw stones as long as...

I definitely go enough and possibly to the point I go too much. When I **** up I make a number two then circle back in about a half hour to shake out the rest of the initial deuce. I then go several more times in the day and into the night sometimes making about 6 number twos in a single day...

I know we in the USA stir up ****, Israel scurries around starting fires while accusing others of arson, but I think today and in the near future China is the biggest threat to World Peace.

I’m liking the sound of a lot of this and may be interested in a 30 day trial conversion to Islam. I wanna be blinded by the light and with science too.

Vince is back.

Y’know, there are some people who don’t like beans. I don’t think that’s right.

New Satanic Warmaster

A good way to avoid having gals getting abortions is to be so awkward and clueless around ladies in real life they are more apt to dial 911 than give you their phone number.

He's got a pretty wife but somebody says he's a low-down dirty pervert who would rather make a fella uncomfortable grabbing at his ***-***. https://www.thedailybeast.com/herschel-walker-staffer-matt-schlapp-groped-my-crotch

God works in mysterious ways and if God is Allah I'm trying to figure out what that weirdo's raincoat looks like while on the clock being our Divine Peeping Tom. Imagine if Allah is also Christopher Walken... "That's right, I'm Allah! So what?"

You guys are being unfair. I like Muslims and, in fact, one of my all-time favorite ******** buddies was a Sunni Muslim Lebanese cop. Such a nice guy but you'd have to remind him not to bring the Captain Morgan in the strip club.

This guy has turned into a real character. Probably the only thing he's honest about is his favorite activity of letting fellas rail him in the butt.

Stoner chicks can be cool but I'm not into gals chain-smoking Marlboros.

I love these darn things. Nice that people are still making games for these systems still. I keep a bunch of homebrews and hacks and play them on my Analogue Pocket, Everdrives, and Emulation Systems. What kind of homebrews and hacks are you playing?

I was an Administration Of Justice guy in school. Had some good instructors and learned a lot from them. But, the more I learned the more I learned that I needed to learn more. I would have been a fool to use what I learned from a classroom to try to fool people who have applied the same science...

New Years Eve and the house was bursting at the seams with food. We had a mixture of Filipino BBQ, Lasagna, Honeybaked Ham, and a ton of other stuffs that taste good but usually don't go together. People brought stuff so we ate the stuff. Happy New Year!

I came across a lot of that when navigating the app thingy. With all the other goodies I have already subscribed to it's a pretty safe bet that I will be dropping the ax on Apple TV when my free trial runs out.

Had something called Birria Tacos tonight. They are kinda like a taco version of a French Dip. Amazing Barbacoa Flavor and juicy as all heck!

I watched live when Tulsi Gabbard took an ear of cactus to his rectum. He buried himself ultra-nuclear hardcore by mentioning his critics aren't sophisticated enough to understand the details. I wasn't too familiar with Santos before but he seems like another shameless douchebag politician who...

I just signed up for the 3 free months but I’m not seeing a lot of interesting stuff unless I want to pay extra rental fees. Still looking around though.

This is the official writing on the wall that says YOUR CAREER IS OVAAAAAAAAH!!!

I was sad hearing about Franco’s passing. As a Raider fan I was always on the other side but also always had respect for Franco Harris and the Steelers. Franco was a great man who gave a lot of himself to many and remained a loyal Steeler until the end. RIP

Thanks. I will.

Soccer is a tough sell to some Americans but I am trying to get into it. I told my wife if I am wanting to get interested in soccer that this was the game I should be sitting in front of. It was very competitive with a lotta drama and I was thoroughly entertained. Thank you especially for that.

In this special time of year we pray, in Jesus name, that pornography shall be outlawed in every corner of every county of our great country. Thank you Senator Mike Lee for leading this crusade. We will get those gals back on the corner in no time.

I respected your courtroom and agreed to be an advocate for the client I was assigned but Dutch thinks Sasha is full of ***** manure.

Let's hope all her options dry up, nobody worthy of any kind of respect returns her calls, and her landlord is getting the idea of working out a new "arrangement" so she has to go mega-nuclear hardcore doing things she never knew she would ever have to resort to even during any worse case...

I actually watched a soccer game. It was good.

I imagine it's his.

I'm not sure if New Japan is as hot now as it was when the Bullet Club had their best run along with great matches from their regulars like Tanahashi, Okada, Naito, Ishii, and others a few years back. If the promotion needs a shot in the arm along with some mainstream attention to draw the more...