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Still remember the ******* scene Stephanie Swift did. Those fellas made her look like a melting candle.

Nobody is wishing any harm on anybody. You're a good guy, Lux. I got one question for 'ya...

I hope the absent-minded idiots didn't forget to pay for their car insurance too. This place gets more lawless and third world looking by the day.

Why do you have to acquit either one of them? Prosecute and convict both of them. That's like being a lawyer and saying, "My guy had a trunk full of heroin but the other guy had a truckload of it." They're both in ********* as they both committed felonies that would lead both of them to the...

A few months back I mentioned I had an issue smog checking my truck because I got a new battery. For about 2 weeks I was driving with expired tags. This is unusual for me so I was a bit conscious of it when I drove. Then I started noticing just how many vehicles had the same green expired tag on...

Good lookin' but she would decline my five 20s. Ferraris are nice to look at and masturbate to but they are too pricey for my taste. I drive a Chevy and I drive it hard until the wheels come off or the exhaust pipe prolapses. https://www.yahoo.com/news/meet-gracie-hunt-beauty-queen-200455110.html

RIP Cindy Williams

Sorry to disappoint you, Lux, but that was so dumb it couldn't even trigger a popcorn fart.

Sally D'Angelo is crazy old but I still give her the sex.

Heck yeah! She can still get it!

Tonight we went out to Chili's. I had a bowl of chili and a Big Bacon BBQ Burger. Oh yeah! Chiliiiiiiiiiiiiis!

Now I try not to let politics effect the bedroom but I feel some people are obsessed enough about politics that they would insist on bringing it there too. I'm going to have to apologize in advance and decline the sex that Marjorie Taylor Greene never offered me. I think more people will vote...

The evidence is on its way just like the check is in the mail.

I will say Hulk Hogan was a total pro opening up the show. He didn't skip a beat during the bad microphones. He also didn't embarrass himself by outing himself on live national television again.

Will Mr McMahon show up?

If she wants to see who the bigot is it would be nice for her to have a mirror ready. Just another programmed politician obsessed with playing The Six Degrees Of White Supremacy. Here are a couple other politicians who think blaming racism for everything and dividing people might be politically...

I see some politicians working overtime trying to racially divide America further with their tweets decrying bigotry. This is the suspect...

Hey fellas, now is the time to hack your Vita. You don't even need to hook it up to your PC. Hacking a Vita unlocks some amazing stuff. You can still buy a brand new Vita 2000 on eBay from Japan for around $300. https://retrogamecorps.com/2021/04/27/ps-vita-guide/

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Thai Curry is great. I love all the flavors with their herbs and vegetables in the curry along with the spicy sauce.

That's a relief. I am on my 14 day trial journey hoping to find inner peace and spiritual transcendence that would propel my entire being to Angelic Heights possibly even becoming an angel myself.

Reminds me of the movie Seven when they told a story about a defendant taking the stand only to fake insanity by reaching into his underwear then licking brown batter off of his fingers that ended up being peanut butter. Ron shoulda sucked his own cock in open court for the same reason until...

You into spicy food? Ever try the Atomic Wings? My spice game has improved to the point I need to bring a lawyer in to authorize my wings order. Spicy Chicken has exploded out here even though it's imported from Nashville. Sure is good.

It sure is difficult getting through RAW. I'm still trying as I type this. 3 hours is a marathon with tons of dead spots that tend to put me to ***** then I gotta find where to rewind back to then maybe try again tomorrow hopefully getting through the episode before Smackdown airs on Friday.

I didn't launch this case. You did and it's your job to prosecute it. Not mine. I have the luxury of sitting by passively as a skeptic until convinced as I didn't accuse anybody of anything. You did.

Please don’t ban Imam Akkay. We are not done with our religious conversions and our souls could be in peril if he is no longer allowed in this here message board of pornography. Allahu Akbar! BTW, what is such a holy guy doing hanging out with degenerate pervies like us in here sweating and...

I don’t think you are ready to rest your case and send it to the jury yet, Mr Prosecutor. Evidence has meaning and standards. How would you appeal to any objective minded person who doesn’t marinate themselves in the same propaganda?

Had Wing Stop tonight. Finally tried their hottest wings, the Atomic Wings. Not all that hot IMO. The Mango Habanero Wings were my favorite.

Looks like it's going to court. This whole hullabaloo should be fun to cover. https://www.yahoo.com/news/matt-schlapp-sued-former-herschel-201454149.html

**** to report this but Jay Briscoe died in a car accident. He was only 38. RIP

How so? Both parties are full of people who feel they are above the rules. Also both parties have had plenty of representation being sent to the penitentiary. Would it be OK to examine your compelling evidence before we decide? Use your own words and provide concrete facts so we can compare and...

The problem is I'm siding with Shida on this one. The babyface is supposed to get my sympathy but Saraya comes across as such an entitled douchebag acting like tagging with her is some massive achievement you'll want to carve on your tombstone after you die all because she wrestled for WWE which...

Thank you for being the Grand Imam of the Porno Theater. Don't give up on us poor infidels. I think you are finally getting through and making progress. This Path to Paradise may be a Hajj walked ankle deep in semen until we see the light of Allah where he takes us and shows us His Godlike stash...

Not sure.

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I am on my second day of a 14 day free trial with YouTube TV. So far, so good. My house has pretty decent WiFi and we get good streaming stuffs normally. YouTube TV was easy to set up and the menus are easily to navigate. I'm recording Monday Night RAW tonight as my first recording. I usually...

I have to say that akayy is OK with me and has shown great patience, grace, and testicular fortitude during our conversion therapy sessions inside this here humble and modest message board store of pornography.

Yep. Porn is our fried chicken and watermelon. We love it but get sensitive about it when people talk about how much we love it.

Here's here for the same reason the rest of us are and it's not for the articles.

I think the weed I smoke is so strong COVID stayed away from me worrying about getting a contact high then being crowned with a halo of demons. To heck with China and their stupid flu.

Aw, c’mon now, fellas. You can do better than that. Let’s see some genuine hot Muslim ladies that have that have had their burkas Monica Lewinsky’d.

Then I won’t tell her and make sure to hide my prayer rug too. As long as she only suspects me of being a Satanist everything will be cool.

I’m still thinking of converting to Islam but not completely sure yet. What is the deadline for this promotion? Is there any additional incentives you may want to mention? What about the chicks? Can you or some other Good Samaritan in here please post several or many pornographic images of...

This is more Conversion of the Bored than Conversion by the *****. Mr Dayster is right. Too many words. Sweep up a bit in the name of quality control and sports entertainment.

Hey Lux, tell us about your collection of all those stacked shoeboxes full of DVDs.

I would assume converting from a crack pipe to Christianity he would be rigid in his beliefs even if extreme and bigoted. His grip on The Bible has to be so tight he worries letting it go he will again reach for the crack pipe. Religion is just another addiction like a **** he ******. He's an...