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    Who would you fuck around the clock?

    Miss Hickory Dickory Dock
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    Meanwhile, In Canada ...

    Those two had better watch out. The **** bottles might just fall in.
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    Historical event you would have liked to have witnessed?

    Captain Fitzgerald's destruction of the slave fortress in Sierra Leone.
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    Today's Featured Porn Star: NIKKI KNIGHTS [IMG]

    Today's Featured Porn Star: NIKKI KNIGHTS [IMG]
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    --Never mind about my questionable Pitt/Kentucky pick. Hartline just got suspended.:2 cents: --BAD NEWS: MY Spartans got hosed out of a BCS bowl bid. WORSE NEWS: We face 'Bama in our non-BCS bowl game.:( --Cam Newton wins the Heisman, the O'Brien, the Maxwell, the Habberdasher, the Dynamohum...
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    Say Hello To The Missus

    Just got released on her own recognizance.
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    Jennifer Love Hewitt

    I am. :drool1:
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    Create Your Own Super Hero

    The Gay Justice League
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    Thor is coming!

    Or Armageddon. Interesting how modern theology and Norse mythology are similar. Both tell of great floods and a single surviving ******. Both talk about a final battle between good and evil. And in Norse mythology, there is mention of "one even greater than Odin" who will cast out the giants and...
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    I Have Some Good News....

    Yeah but condoms always raise their premiums every quarter.:rolleyes:
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    Whoohoo! I won the lawsuit!

    I won 1000 Euros on a scratch off ticket! :nanner: ...not really...
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    The 5 biggest Dipshits in porn

    Max Hardcore wins this and all other such awards.
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    its a sad day

    :eek: :facepalm:
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    NEW ENGLAND vs... Philly?? Atlanta?? Chicago?? Saints?? ...are the Vega$ oddsmakers even taking bets anymore???
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Wannstedt and Meyer gone...can I please repick my bowl game selections??:weeping:
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    John Lennon - 30 Years

    Mark David Chapman ****** Lennon for what he claimed were "lies." He accused the former Beatle of preaching love, antimaterialism, and liberalism while living in an expensive apartment and hording money. Hell...for that, he could have shot the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. In my mind, Lennon was a...
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    Who? WHO?????

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    Installing a "Star Trek" door

    This guy is SO queer for Sulu... 4s1iQODC5OI
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Beware the Washington gargoyles. From high atop the tall buildings, the perch, ready to dive, murderously, into the heart of the country.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Jesus Christ Superstar II: The Rockin' Resurrection
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    Inverse Shifty...

    And now let the autopsy begin...
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    Kim Basinger

    Jesus! She's 57????? :eek: :surprise:
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    Oh no!

    9PR_rzF8ofw
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    Whose Sun is It?

    Ha! Let's see how fast she tries to sell it on eBay when it starts to supernova in 20 million years! :1orglaugh
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    Jennifer Lopez / J-Lo

    Re: Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez just called me on my secret cell phone number and said she wants me to fuck her titties. :boobies: Oh, wait...dammit...that was Jorge Garcia! :******:
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    Dog looking for governor's pardon while on death row.

    Poodles deserve to be eaten. I would unleash an army of carnivorous dinosaurs created using DNA if every fucking yapping poodle could be consumed.
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    "Dandy Don" Meredith Dies at 72

    TRUE DANDY DON STORY: Back in the late Seventies, Monday Night Football was broadcasting a game between Dallas and some other team. Dallas was blowing them out. The game got so boring, that the cameraman starting filming the crowd and such, until he moved the camera over to the Dallas Cowboy...
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    Freeones Is GREAT!!

    FreeOnes is so goddamned fantastic, that it almost makes me wanna be a mod...until I found out you have to shave your balls before the interview. :surprise:
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    VodkazVictim: All Dressed Up

    It's medieval day at Toys R Us.
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    TSA sucks

    You've joined a very large and growing majority. I am in no hurry to book a flight. It seems to me, that the airlines ought to be finding ways to attract customers, instead of creating/accepting/doing nothing about policies that send them screaming away.
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    December 7, 1941

    A lot happened on that day. Despite your feelings about the reasons or politics of the ******, a helluva lotta men and women have earned our eternal respect in that harbor. Hats off to the veterans and those who sacrificed their lives in Pearl Harbor.:hatsoff:
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    John Leslie Passes Away

    I always envied the guy for getting the most beautiful starlets still early in their careers. Plus his acting was pretty daggum good for a porn star. RIP to JL.
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    Missed

    Personal foul. Doing something to potentially hurt another millionaire player. 15 yards, an ejection, and a $10,000 fine.
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    2010 NCAA Football Bowl Challenge

    Thanks again to the bodester for taking the time to do this. Saluda!:hatsoff: New Mexico:BYU vs UTEP Humanitarian: Fresno State vs Northern Illinois New Orleans: Troy vs Ohio St. Petersburg: Louisville vs Southern Mississippi MAACO: Utah vs Boise State Poinsettia: San Diego State vs Navy...
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    McDaniels is OUT. Biiig surprise!!:rolleyes:
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Auburn in the AP #1. I hafta give the program props. Chizik and Jacobs did whatever they did, to bring the program back from its doldrums several years ago. Hands up, and cheer.:hatsoff:
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    --Would Denver suck any less without all the injuries? I mean, really...oh, and Josh McD needs to sharpen up his resume. Hey JM!! WalMart's hiring!:) --Yeah, the Lions are improved. Hey, they're all the way up to two wins this season. And yeah, they started their third-string quarterback. But...
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    Taylor Swift

    Hmphh...I rushed over here, and there're no nekkid pictures. Somebody tell Jake Gilly...whatever the hell his name is...to buy a camcorder. And talk to Pam Anderson for tips.
  39. maildude

    What's Your Wish Gift That You'd Like This Year?

    Underwear. Fucking underwear.
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    What's with all the gay people whistling at me?

    I want to have caboose sex with you now. :nannerf1:
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    The Empire Strikes Back (1950)

    Hmmmm...popcorn: 15 cents, soft *****: 10 cents, Candy bar: 10 cents, Admission: 35 cents, Fuel for the warp drive: $10 billion. Fuck it. I can't afford this movie!
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    Greg Versus PK

    Pictures!!!
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    As hard as Auburn might look at the Cal tapes, Kelly will be looking at the Auburn/Mississippi State highlights...a game the 'Dogs should have won.
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    Candice Cassidy

    Lovely girl. Has the Taylor Swift look going.:hatsoff:
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    The Worst Album Covers Ever

    Winner!!
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Newton looked blessed tonite...just look at the Hail Mary. Oregon will need LaMichael James at full throttle. Plus look at the Cal game: The Bears used a nickel throughout, and rotated down linemen. And they managed the clock effectively. If Auburn looks at this and adds Cam's head of steam, the...
  47. maildude

    Which Type Of Tits You Like?

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=347246&highlight=tits+favorite http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=351778&highlight=tits+favorite http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=11469&highlight=tits+favorite ...etcetcetcetc...
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    why isn't there many black chicks on this site

    Because since the Dawn Of Porn, white chicks comprised a larger % of the porn population. Nowadays, it is good to see more ethnically diverse pornstresses involved in penis manipulation.
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    Crunching numbers

    Do you suppose Joan Collins ever fucked anybody in the Parliament?
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