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  1. maildude

    2010 NCAA Football Bowl Challenge

    Quit masturbating to Favio and watch some football for God's sake.
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    2010 NCAA Football Bowl Challenge

    Perry breaks away for the GPs. Then later scores the TD. 14-7. Tits is back on line. Dammit.:mad:
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    2010 NCAA Football Bowl Challenge

    87-yard TD run for Thomas. Toledo up 14-0. Tits is biting his nails...:eek:
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    Word scramble

    1. Snipe 2. Lither 3. Ginger 4. Subtext ...no, I didn't look at the answers!!
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    This is a sports thread. Why does someone want to pork my virgin ass?
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    2010 NCAA Football Bowl Challenge

    FIU has never been to a bowl game. They have a good rusher in Perry and receiver in Hilton of course, but Toledo has Thomas and Page. Beckman is a first year head coach but worked in some good programs including Ohio State and Auburn. BTW...Toledo is up 7 and driving.
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    2010 NCAA Football Bowl Challenge

    I'm getting a woodie/woody. :nannerf1:
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    Top 10 Deadliest *******

    ****. *****'s right. I clicked the link just now and Kaspersky lit up. It must be new because it didn't do this before. DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK I POSTED!!
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    I care! I picked them in the Super Bowl!!
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    Where do your tax $s go?

    I recommend this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144550/
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    NFL '10/'11 Season Thread.

    Jesus. How good is this Pats team? Out four starters and still win by 31. My advice? Just give the trophy to New England and show the whole run of Star Trek: The Original Series in place of the playoffs.
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    L3ggy and his civil partner

    God that's romantic! :lovecoupl
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    Top 10 Deadliest *******

    And where is the Jilted Pussy?
  14. maildude

    The Hef is at it again... the lucky bastard!.

    I thought Playboy was bankrupt, and was seeking a bailout from AIG? :dunno:
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    Jason Bourne or Betty White

    D: A rabid chihuahua :crash:
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    Jason Bourne or Jack Bauer?

    Sexually? Man...it's a toss up.:nannerf1:
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    Well, It Had to Happen Sooner or Later

    Did you eat shellfish?
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    Top 10 Deadliest *******

    Scary ****. Watch yourselves. *EDIT* - Virus detected. Link removed.
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    Just finished eating Christmas dinner...

    I'm O.K. Because I stretched my stomach with vinegar and Alka Seltzer. Then I refused to eat for the last two days. Is there any ham left??
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    Invisible Wives

    Yeah. It looks like Arlington in Provo.
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    Do you think this dog could take a pitbull in a fight?

    Man...don't get these assholes who want "the meanest dog on the block" started. Pretty soon there'll be neighborhoods full of these monsters. People are the most fucked up species on the planet.
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    Happy Holidays!!!!

    Happy Holidays!!!!
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    ....And Yet She is Still Attractive o_o

    Is she still into popping?
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    time waster

    Fun but frustrating..:mad:
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    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    Stoudemire had a helluva lotta blocks. Between him and Fields they had 24 rebounds. Defense sent the Bulls packing.
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    Charlies Angels

    1979: Cheryl Ladd and Jaclyn Smith in a 3-way. That is heaven.:angels:
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    2010-2011 NCAA Basketball Thread

    Meanwhile, kudos to Austin Freeman and his 24 points as the Georgetown Hoyas top the top-heavy Tigers 86-69. JT III praised the Memphisers even as the Cats seemingly recovered from the beating they took from Kansas earlier. Memphis coach Pastner blamed the defense. Hmmm...what a jump!
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    Random Statement Thread II

    And so this is Christmas...
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    True gentleman

    She was pointing and yelling at him. I don't know what for.
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    Wow! I agree with Pat Robertson? What... the... fudge?

    Yeah. That's Pat's MO.
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    Christmas in South America Sucks

    Santa sprayed some angel dust over your area on his way to the African continent. He failed to drop off any presents, however, because the South American No-Fly Zones were strictly enforced.
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    What do you plan on having for Christmas dinner???

    Dunno. My ****** just said she was bringing "some food" over...:confused:
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    Happy Holidays!!!

    Happy Holidays!!!
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    Happy Holidays!!!

    Happy Holidays!!!
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    happy holidays!!!

    happy holidays!!!
  36. maildude

    2010 NCAA Football Bowl Challenge

    I don't mind being wrong. The GH defense was on a high. What's worse about this is we have to endure TR's gloating.:facepalm:
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    2010/2011 NCAA Football Thread

    Kudos to the Tulsa Golden Hurricane and a great night by Kinne. They proved a lotta people--including me--wrong. Good game.:bowdown:
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    Canada's inferiority complex

    Uh huh. Say what you want. But when was the last time you saw Al Quaeda bomb a building in Toronto, or the U.N. sanction Quebec?
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    The cable about Anna Nicole Smith

    She is dead.:angels:
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    Zombie Apocalypse During the Holidays

    Those fucking zombies had better keep away from the Wiis.
  41. maildude

    Wich girl has the most beautiful smile

    Re: prettiest smile Top This: Uploaded with ImageShack.us The goddess Lisa Matthews. You lose.
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    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! I'm cruising the cable channels, desperately looking for a station that's showing It's A Wonder... ah! There it is!
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    Silvia Saint wishes everyone at FreeOnes a Merry Christmas!

    Thanks, Silvia! And now let's hear from Bill Clinton.:rolleyes:
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    BlueBalls finds the woman of his dreams

    Uggh...didn't she come out of the casket in Vincent Price's film The Raven?
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    2010 NCAA Football Bowl Challenge

    Hawaii Bowl Preview: --Both teams feature effective offenses, but the Golden Hurricanes are ranked 119th in pass defense nationally. Still the Tulsas boast a 6-game winning streak going in. --The Warriors lead the nation in passing. But RB Alex Greene is a rushing *****, finishing the season...
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    Do you believe in space ***** and UFOs and stuff?

    I'm watching The History Channel right now. There's a show on that is essentially debunking the whole UFO phenomenon as a plot stirred up by the American government during the Cold War, designed to confuse the Soviet Union during American advanced stealth and surveillance tests. Interesting...
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    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! Butler vs. Florida State basketball.
  48. maildude

    Who is the hottest girl you have ever seen in your life?

    Phoebe Cates in Paradise Jennifer Connelly in The Hot Spot PMOY Lisa Matthews in fucking anything.
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    Video Games you have beaten many times(100% or just the story side)

    Final Fantasy Legend II for the original Gameboy. I've beaten it with four monsters AND four robots...and it weren't easy.
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