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Too bad the road eventually leads to Atlanta. Plus your last two games aren't gimmes. Really, congrats on the division win, but even ESPN is having doubts about the consistency of Cutler in the postseason.

*****, arms, buying of debt...the U.S. has found ways to finance whatever the hell they want from a variety of sources.

Hey! That looks like one of those post-operative penis syringes the doctors give you after surgery!

Yeah, their first win was against San Francisco. Hey, y'know what? At 5-9 the Niners still have a chance to win the division!!:facepalm:

Like the rest of us. He may have to work at Tim Horton's while he continues his regular job as a homeless sign holder.

She took lots of facials...especially from her husband Voodoo. Check out the flash sites.

Damn Pro Football Is Boring! --Yep. The resurging Browns had to screw it up. Despite a Bengal team that's been playing like the intramural team at a boy's school, the Coltsters managed to botch the game and make Cat RB Cedric Benson look like Jim Brown. --Television Ad QB staple Peyton Manning...

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Good luck. May as well spin straw into gold.:rolleyes:

I would only **** another human if I could hunt him in a grid composed of wood, plants and metal, so that it would look like a maze. And only if I could use a high-tech weapon. And only if he was wired with explosives and I had the detonation device.:violent:

What the hell...? --The UIC Flames are officially the best team in Chicago. I mean Illinois. They ended a losing streak, ending a winning streak, and gave first-year coach Howard Moore a win against a ranked opponent. At one point, the Flamers didn't empty a field goal for eleven minutes. Plus...

Naw. Hard to call. Troy was a gimme.

Basketball Is A Sport --The Heat leads the Knickerbockers in what Stoudemire calls "my f*cked up weekend." --Will Gilbert Arenas go to Orlando? Hell...if I was a basketballer with balls, I'd go. 'Cept I ain't been invited yet. What's their problem? I'm here!! --Yao Ming has signed on with HBO...

Now there's a reliable voting block. :facepalm:

Damn!! --Duke demigod Kyrie Irving is OUT. Indefinitely. Coach K confirms it. Will this weaken the Devils? Possibly. Does this give Ohio State hope? Definitely. --Speaking of the Bucks...outside-the-arc Mephisto Jon Diebler drained 9 straight 3-pointers against the heavily unfavored FGC Eagles...

Yep. NEXT!!! :scream:

Closed holidays. ALL holidays.

Shoot their balls off with a Mac-10!! :ak47:

Huh? :dunno:

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Yep. Beck is a prick. Oh, wasn't that the point of this thread??

2, 4 and 7:hatsoff:

The TSA padded him down and found the ammo in his pants...IN his pants!:clap:

Which one of those is when you wanna have sex with kosher breakfast foods?

By maildude1 at 2010-11-28

He meant a 5-month old thread. And the girl is cute. I would fuck her Bones.

--Considering Vandy's new coach, VC Williams is tight-lipped. But Auburn OC Gus Malzahn is being whispered around. The Washington Post might have a lotta birdies working for them. But let's wait and see. --I love the way Gil Brandt is practically pushing Cam into entering the draft early...

Well, at least you still have the movie caps from The Hot Spot, Inventing The Abbots, and Requiem For A *****.;)

By maildude1 at 2010-11-28

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The original. Way before any of your times. When Doritos first came out, they were plain corn tortilla chips.

Kudos to the Cowboys. But the Eagles looked damned good.

That propane tank is about to explode! AAA...yayayaya...JIHAD!!!!

Give up my vote to Kobe for MVP. He was multi-teamed against the Nets and kept passing off for the assist. Oh...and LeBron still fucks sheep.

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That's from Brett "Billy Graham" Favre.:clap:

"sperm?" :facepalm:

It was the U.S. government...although Al Quaeda admitted doing it.:clap:

I just checked. I can't believe there hasn't been a thread on this! Kudos to koolj!:bowdown: Peanuts and dried fruits mixed in a can

Huh? :dunno:

Well...we lose our asses to ranked teams because of turnovers and ineffective bench play. Then we almost get beaten by unranked teams because they can't contain big men in the paint, or pesky guards at the perimeter. Kudos to the Summitmen Grizzlies for a good game. And despite the long road...

I am a practicing snake handler and I own every record Red Foley ever put out.

You mean the blond guy isn't a player on the opposing team?

BB is the pitcher? The catcher? Both?:dunno:

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