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  1. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Listen Americans! Happy 4th of July!

    So, at about 4 o’clock, two friends of ours came over for the BBQ. They’re this cool couple that my girl and I have known for years. My girl was in the back all afternoon, getting some color. At this point, all of my friends have seen her tits so it was no big deal that she was sunning topless...
  2. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Texas GOP platform: criminalize gay marriage and ban

    There's a huge difference between Arizona enforcing Federal laws that the Federal government won't enforce (which the Supreme Court has OKd in the past) and outright defiance of a Supreme Court ruling.
  3. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Fav Cinemax Girls

    Forgive my spelling, but there was a hot chick named Catalina Larranaga. I liked her a lot. http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/23809 There was also Kennedy Johnston and Angela Davies who were fucking amazing. Then there was that ugly chick with amazing tits...I forget her name.
  4. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Usa

    I'll never forgive the Na'vi for their blatant chauvinism and prearranged marriage. Or basing their entire political structure on athleticism. In Pandora, FDR would have never led any troops. Why? Because he wouldn't have been able to mount a dragon. Fuck the Na'Vi.
  5. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Hey man, no problem and thank you for your service! I won't even pretend that I can relate to...

    Hey man, no problem and thank you for your service! I won't even pretend that I can relate to what you've been through and what you still have to deal with, but I can tell you that I have tremendous respect for anybody who's risked life and limb to protect this country. For the record, I have...
  6. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Texas GOP platform: criminalize gay marriage and ban

    But I thought only steers and queers came from Texas? rmeDlfk2aYc This seems like a bunch of shallow bluster used to get the Christian Right from veering off into Tea Party territory. At least with the limited write up...are there plans to get any of this through state legislature? I imagine...
  7. LaLiLuLeLohan

    The next revolution in video viewing.

    I thought that had to be a joke. Nope: http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2010/01/08/ces-tv-under-your-iphone-hat/ lurkingdirk has the right idea.
  8. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Girls in ripped/torn jeans

    http://www.oishii18.com/jav/mira-oshiro/ripped-jeans/
  9. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Girls in School Girl Outfits / School Girl Uniforms / School Uniform

    Re: Girls in School Girl Outfits http://www.oishii18.com/jav/saki-seto/nonnude-posing-in-school-uniform/ http://www.oishii18.com/jav/misa-shinozaki/schoolgirl-misa-shinozaki-and-a-vibrator/
  10. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Girls in kimonos

    http://www.oishii18.com/jav/unidentified-model/interesting-kooch-on-displayy/ Chiaki Kuriyama http://www.wikifeet.com/pictures/Chiaki-Kuriyama-Feet-171886.jpg Mika Kayama http://www.juicyjav.com/00829738/mka2200912.html Izumi Hasegawa http://www.juicyjav.com/00829738/i49384h.html Aki Hoshino...
  11. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Flip Flops

    http://www.oishii18.com/jav/aki-hoshino/aki-in-silk-and-flip-flops/ http://www.oishii18.com/jav/akiyama-rina/wet-schoolgirl-posing-in-flipflops/
  12. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Rate your life !

    My professional life is at a noin, but my personal life is at a two. Sorry, a little something for old school Stern fans.
  13. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Usa

    You haven't, so now quit yer belly aching, go grab a **** and enjoy the 234th anniversary of one of the world's most amazing examples of having balls, gumption and the will to risk everything for an idea!:glugglug:
  14. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Americans Rank the Presidents

    Yeah, judging William Henry Harrison halfway through his presidential run would have been a tough task. :D
  15. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Have you fapped on me?

    Of course not. This is Freeone, a porn website full of hot porn chicks who get naked, look hot and do porny things. That'd be like going to a restaurant and asking the diners next to you if they brought any food you could munch on.
  16. LaLiLuLeLohan

    So the FBI wants to make me a rich man...

    It's odd that the FBI uses a yahoo.cn email account, no? Is it even possible that anybody falls for this ****??
  17. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Usa

    Nah man, Obama wants people to own a home. That's why "he gave" first time buyers an $8,000 rebate! Because helping people buy houses that are above their means will turn this economy around! It turned the economy around a few years ago! :D It is kind of weird though. When I have people over, I...
  18. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Which type of thong do you like?

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=412421
  19. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Usa

    I have lots of complaints about America and, seeing how we're a nation run by we the people, I feel compelled to speak about **** that isn't right. But I've been all over Europe and Canada and never once thought about making my home anywhere but here. I'd never dwell on how shitty a country...
  20. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Americans Rank the Presidents

    No way man, I get it. And I know I come off pricky sometimes.
  21. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Americans Rank the Presidents

    Sarcasm? I'm guessing so seeing as I just read your USA thread. The fact that the Japanese would rather surrender to us than risk a partial Soviet occupation speaks highly of America, I believe. They knew that US occupation and the adoption of a US style constitution was the best possible...
  22. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Hotter steriod induced babe? Chyna or Steph Mcmahon.

    Steroids and HGH don't get you toned, they just promote muscle growth...only burning fat and/or taking diuretics get you toned. Look at all the power lifters...they're on steroid and HGH stacks and they're fat as fuck.
  23. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Americans Rank the Presidents

    Umm, you do know that the Japanese surrender was given with conditions, right? The main condition being that Hirohito would retain his position as nominal head of state. The Soviets wouldn't play ball. The Americans would. The Imperial Japanese government didn't care about civilian...
  24. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Americans Rank the Presidents

    Why wait 6 days after the 2nd bomb dropped? We gave warning before and after we dropped Fat Man...they didn't heed that warning. But you know, when the Soviets gained control of Sakhalin and the Kurile Islands, Hirohito was quick to write a love letter to MacArthur. People forget that, before...
  25. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Americans Rank the Presidents

    Dropping the bombs off of the coast wouldn't have worked. You know why? Because dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki didn't work. Americans **** to acknowledge this, but the reason Japan surrendered when it did was because the Soviets were headed East...through Manchuria...
  26. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Americans Rank the Presidents

    I don't know if many will agree, but to me, using the ****** on Pearl Harbor to get us into the war was akin to Hitler using the burning of the Reichstag to issue marshal law and declare **** dominance. So, in a non-Glenn Beckian psycho way, I find that FDR and Adolf Hitler did indeed share much...
  27. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Americans Rank the Presidents

    Who's suggesting that he's alone in meddling? I'm pointing it out because he was ranked as the SECOND BEST president ever....far above our last true two term peacetime president, Eisenhower, and above George Fucking Washington...the president who held a fledgling country together for its first 8...
  28. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Hotter steriod induced babe? Chyna or Steph Mcmahon.

    I thought Steph was just chubby? How do you know she was on HGH? Chyna's a *****. I never understood the fascination. She has a cock.
  29. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Americans Rank the Presidents

    The Roosevelts were 1 and 2? HAHAHA! I understand why people **** Bush...I fucking **** Bush. BUT, compared to that tyrannical gimp, FDR, Bush was a saint. Let's see, did FDR: Provoke the Japanese into an ******? Check! Purposely ignore signs that the Japanese are going to ****** a US Naval...
  30. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Who is your LEAST favorite of America’s Founding Fathers?

    I don't know about "lousy", but without a crackshot hillbilly to hold off the Brits and a gay Prussian to make Washington's men into an army, things would have went down much, much differently.
  31. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Who is your LEAST favorite of America’s Founding Fathers?

    Franklin invented the lightning rod and never accepted royalties from the manufacture and sale of them. He did the same with the Franklin Stove. He respected property and property rights, but was extremely generous with his own. The royalties from either of those inventions would have made him...
  32. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Who is your LEAST favorite of America’s Founding Fathers?

    Also, his teeth were made from polar bear bones.
  33. LaLiLuLeLohan

    If you had your own country...

    I don't know...I think a lot of us don't feel the need to counter criticism with historical high notes because it tends to come off as justification. It reminds me of the whole "We saved your ass in WWII" thing that used to be said any time a European voiced a complaint. If somebody bitches...
  34. LaLiLuLeLohan

    If you had your own country...

    Ummm, it's kind of true, no? South America, Afghanistan, Africa? Los Pepes? Hell, we supported the South Vietnamese with weapons and training before we fought the war along side 'em. Do you really think Reagan Doctrine is a thing of the past? Hell, now we've expanded it to aid allies in the...
  35. LaLiLuLeLohan

    If you had your own country...

    When I was down at Tyndall, the common sentiment was the the F-22 would most likely be the last manned fighter built for the the AF. It was repeated enough that I'm sure it was jargon that was pounded into all the Airmen's heads, but it's an interesting, almost scary thought. I know the...
  36. LaLiLuLeLohan

    The Perfect / Best Ass!!!

    I couldn't agree more!
  37. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Who is your LEAST favorite of America’s Founding Fathers?

    Well, I'm not a big fan of Hamilton, but I have to go with John Adams. It's a sad fact that the 2nd Constitutional president tried to dissolve the powers granted in said Constitution with the ***** and Sedition Acts. Adams also had a royalty fetish, unlike Washington who opposed any move for the...
  38. LaLiLuLeLohan

    What did you eat today?

    It's the ordering and bottling of it that wreaks of elitism. If you're ******** **** and it doesn't come in a box or a bottle with a screw cap, then you're part of the problem. Enjoy your vino and your ***** diamonds, asshole!
  39. LaLiLuLeLohan

    What did you eat today?

    You ordered chilled chardonnay? Hey guys, it looks like we got ourselves an aristocrat! Get 'er! :D
  40. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Vera Zvonareva

    Caroline Wozniacki? You're a tennis fag? I thought you did manly **** like shoot guns and **** vampires.:dunno: Again, Vera's cute...but if she wanted my load, I'd ask her to smile and close her eyes. My DNA with her DNA would make for a tall, semi-athletic, yet disappointing tennis player.
  41. LaLiLuLeLohan

    What did you eat today?

    A turkey and mozzarella panini with some butter beans. Then I stopped eating so the ***** will work better.
  42. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Morrison was right, death really does make angels of us all

    Bleh. I suck. I knew I should have started a thread about Jews or Mexicans...
  43. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Vera Zvonareva

    If I was single, sure. But she wouldn't be my first choice. She does look like she can pull a mean plow, however.
  44. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Jennifer Tilly

    Re: Jennifer Tilly... Quantum field theory? What? Justice?? What??? Hundreds of millions of dollars for fucking a guy while he earned that money. OooooKaaaayyy.... Simon's a douche and it ain't my money, so I couldn't care either way. But it is quite disgusting. Then again, Tiger Woods' wife...
  45. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Vera Zvonareva

    Cute C Bloc face, but a mannish figure in the pics you provided. Certainly attractive.
  46. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Listen Americans! Happy 4th of July!

    Well thankfully we still live in a country where all of our flaws can still be blamed on ourselves. Even if that's a bit hard to accept.
  47. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Which type of thong do you like?

    Nah, that's a g string bikini. The string from the bikini top is not connected to the bottom. It's just long and looks that way. But you might enjoy this, man: http://www.nenablue.com/webmastercollec/touch-of-fire.htm
  48. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Which type of thong do you like?

    I had no idea that there was a T string. I always called it a G string. And yeah, I love when my girl wears a g string. She mostly wears boy cut panties, but that ain't bad either. She has a few DC comics thongs...Superman and Batman. And a SpongeBob thong. That's still weird to me.
  49. LaLiLuLeLohan

    If you had your own country...

    Really? That's the complaint? I thought it was a performance issue....I believe Bill Maher commented that it couldn't fly in the rain and I just figured that was the well known problem or something. In PCB, the Airmen I talked to made it seem like the F-22 made the F15 into a relic. It's good...
  50. LaLiLuLeLohan

    The greatest rap ever?

    Rae's Only Built 4 Cuban Linx was OK, but the materialistic bullshit is nauseating. I'm a HUGE GZA fan, but Rza's solo **** is meh. Bobby Digital and Birth of a Prince was decent at best. I do love the Ghost Dog soundtrack though. And I love Ghost Dog...which never got its due. But I digress.
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