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  1. LaLiLuLeLohan

    When you guys walk your dog, do you let them **** other living creatures?

    You are aware of the fact that toads are amphibians, right? Anyway, yeah it was cool what you did. When I had a cat and it'd see a bug or whatever, I'd try to catch and release it before the cat had her fun with it.
  2. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Zimbabwe ****** ***** ***, Sells Ear For 20 Dollars

    Umm, "we" have a Californian *** who bit out and ate his ****** ***'s eyeballs. And then there's the Texas *** who ate her baby's brain. And in the Ukraine, a man ate the ears, lips and tongue of his grandmother....while she was alive! Fucked Up is Fucked Up and it's going on everywhere.
  3. LaLiLuLeLohan

    If none of you existed... I'd be happy.

    I **** to be a grammar ****, but you misspelled "suicide".
  4. LaLiLuLeLohan

    If a God Exists.......

    God created man and then told the man that he had to yank out his own rib if he wanted some company. When the mad did this and the rib woman got curious and ate an apple, God sentenced her to die and to have little human with big heads squeeze out of her pussy every nine months until she does...
  5. LaLiLuLeLohan

    'Sea *******' whale fossil unearthed

    Why? It's the same size as the whales they **** now. Teeth are no match for a harpoon. Anyway, some hack producer from Syfy just got a huge boner.
  6. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Zimbabwe ****** ***** ***, Sells Ear For 20 Dollars

    At least it was $20 US, those Zimbabwe dollars ain't worth the paper they're printed on.
  7. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Burned or Buried

    Cremation. It'd be disgusting for my ****** to spend the money for a burial.
  8. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Do you ever hit your wife and ****?

    Never ever! But sometimes when dinner's cold, my girlfriend gets clumsy and walks into a door.
  9. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Do dreams mean anything?

    Been there. One time I had a ***** that I couldn't find a toilet or urinal in any bathroom at this club. So finally I snuck into an ally behind the building and went to **** even though people were staring at me. I realized I was dreaming and woke up, but it was too late. I think the *******...
  10. LaLiLuLeLohan

    No need for a Boob Job!!!

    Gee, who'd have thought that pornstars were prone to making dumb decisions?? :D I don't know, the whole industry seems to be plagued by the perception of porn star glamor/aesthetic instead of beauty. There's tons of girls who were downright knockouts with tits that 99% of women would **** for...
  11. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Bottles, fruits, vegetables, beads...unconventional sex toys

    http://www.yourdailygirls.com/galleries/ftv_girls_863/
  12. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Rope bondage / shibari girls?

    http://fhg.mightymistress.com/47005/index.html?nats=freesex:partner:mm
  13. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Foot Fetish / Feet Fetish / Collection of sexy and beautiful feet

    http://ddfcash.com/PROMO/hotlegsandfeet.com/vids/9334eavh_default/?nats=free.5.4.4.1.12148.0.0.0 http://ddfcash.com/PROMO/hlf/vids/9420eavh_default/?nats=free.5.4.4.1.11984.0.0.0
  14. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Girls in School Girl Outfits / School Girl Uniforms / School Uniform

    Re: Girls in School Girl Outfits http://www.eurobabes.info/Give-Me-Pink/Zafira/ http://www.****************/newgals/jennifer_white_pure/jennifer_white_pure3.html http://www.spicypornstars.com/all-about-it/free.htm http://www.thumbparty.com/nd/rk/jennifer_white/tommys.html
  15. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Ankles Behind Ears / Legs Behind Head / The Pretzel

    Re: legs behind head!! http://www.damplips.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/petite-teen.jpg http://www.portofdebauchery.com/images/2009/February/28th/Christy-Marks/7.jpg http://www.newestpornsites.com/gals/cougars3/index3.html
  16. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Girls in School Girl Outfits / School Girl Uniforms / School Uniform

    Re: Girls in School Girl Outfits http://galleries6.petiteteenager.com/14/sweetkrissypics/
  17. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Predators (2010) - Trailer this week

    This board needs a douchebag smilie.
  18. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Predators (2010) - Trailer this week

    That last trailer looked kind of cool. To Catch a Predator
  19. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Would you bang Helen Mirren?

    Just saw her on The Daily Show. Maybe.
  20. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Who was your first pornstar?

    Christy Canyon
  21. LaLiLuLeLohan

    I Finally Snapped after 10 years of Biting my Tongue.

    Hey, good for you man. Hopefully she'll heed your criticism! Did you say, "When I say who's the master, you say Sho Nuff!"?
  22. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Larry King leaving his show this fall.

    At least he's trying to give Seacrest the job before he has a stroke and becomes an entirely sad embarrassment. 38XpJsIpo0s
  23. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Larry King leaving his show this fall.

    Or when he called Denise Brown, "Nicole". Twice! I thought Spitzer was getting the show when King leaves?:dunno: J7OkVUmfrVM
  24. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Do Bill O'Reilly And Sean Hannity Dislike Each Other?

    O'Reilly's not a conservative. He's a loud mouth populist. If you ever listen to him, he's wishy washy about a lot of **** and has no problem with government over-regulating or even seizing some industries. I remember reading that there's no love lost between the two, but never heard of any...
  25. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Gabrielle Lupin / Piper Fawn / Faith Lightspeed / Ariel

    Re: Gabrielle Lupin / Piper Fawn / Faith Lightspeed http://www.silentpix.com/galleries/2009/hot-met-art-lesbian-girlfriends/index.php?
  26. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Foot Fetish / Feet Fetish / Collection of sexy and beautiful feet

    http://nightdreambabes.com/hot-babes-1545/?
  27. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Flip Flops

    http://nightdreambabes.com/hot-babes-1545/?
  28. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Chicago moves quickly to draft new *** ordinance

    Do you mean abolishing the right for certain groups to assemble? Outlawing aspects of speech and association?? We can't do that...it...it ******** the Constitution! Unlike, say, *** bans, which clearly don't.... :rolleyes:
  29. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Chicago moves quickly to draft new *** ordinance

    What insurance do police need to purchase in the event they have a slow response time? I really don't understand why Chicago would purposefully try to apply as much burden as possible to law abiding citizens. Anyway, great point about *** shop bans within city limits. As we saw with the Gant...
  30. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Foot Fetish / Feet Fetish / Collection of sexy and beautiful feet

    http://gal.callistamodel.com/390/index.htm/1866306
  31. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Indispensable Species

    The Red Wiggler Worm. They eat up all my newspapers and kitchen scraps. Far more than I can say about any dumb old panda.
  32. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Girls in School Girl Outfits / School Girl Uniforms / School Uniform

    Re: Girls in School Girl Outfits http://galleries5.petiteteenager.com/2/camdynschoolgirl/
  33. LaLiLuLeLohan

    circumcised or uncircumcised ?

    I don't think it's due to religious reasons in America. I'm circumcised and my parents were Catholic when I was born. Most people I know are cut and they're various religions. I've read somewhere that Blacks and Hispanics are less likely to be circumcised than Whites in America, but the article...
  34. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Girls in cupless teddies or bras?

    http://myfreemoms.com/gallery/50-plus-milfs/016-50-plus-milfs-562.php
  35. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Svanhild / Abbigail / Abigail / Lilya / Mariya A

    http://www.bigboobsalert.com/lilya-guerro.php
  36. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Flattest Ass In Porn

    One off? You mean an exception? I dunno, I'd say the ass ratio of a Korean or Japanese model/porn star is on part with, say, A Czech or Ukrainian. There's no real rule in my experience/opinion. Unfortunately there's not all that many Korean models/stars out there to prove that. I used to be...
  37. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Flattest Ass In Porn

    Yeah, I don't think that stereotype is all that accurate http://www.neongalleries.com/in-the-crack/miko-sinz/free.html
  38. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Flattest Ass In Porn

    She's on eBay right now looking to find a g-string with match suspenders. I don't mind a small butt at all, but when you look like kicked in veil, I don't quite see the attraction. But to each his own.
  39. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Texan ***** Stepdaughter to Watch the World Cup

    I love the website. To illustrate the seriousness of this, there's a picture of handcuffs. Underneath the pic is a caption that reads, "handcuffs". I'd comment on the actual story, but what's the fucking point. In 30 years, maybe he'll actually get pumped full of chemicals and die. Maybe...
  40. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Why do porn picture sites redirect so much?

    I honestly used to do the 3 times trick where I'd just hit 'Open link in new tab' 3 times and if none worked, I'd move on. But a few months back one of the redirects took me to a page with some, let's say, questionable thumbnails and now I don't fuck around with that ****. Between that **** and...
  41. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Will The Printed Word Die??

    I think it'll take a while, but yeah, it'll happen. Everything is going direct. Movies, games, books, music. To us, or most of us, nothing can replace a good book in our hands, but the youth won't share that same affinity since school books are largely being digitized and an iPad, or something...
  42. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Apple issues advice to avoid iPhone flaw

    I think it's bordering on a worldwide disease at this point. I have friends who were extremely happy with their iPhones and the AT&T coverage in this area and still they waited online to get the new one. It's so Pavlovian that it's fucking scary. Odd behavior for a people in a nation and planet...
  43. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Pics of Girls with Guns / Guns and Poses

    Re: post your pic of Girls with Guns only http://weapon-girls.tumblr.com/post/93229534/sexy-girl-topless-with-assault-rifle-in-hotpants http://www.treeworld.info/f36/girls-guns-6140.html http://uraniumcafe-the.com/2008/12/05/girls-with-guns-ii/
  44. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Ray Harryhausen's classic creatures

    When I was a ***, I was obsessed with all his skeleton scenes. PiTSyZbIjAg The new CG **** just doesn't hold a candle to the Harryhausens and the Hensens of the good old days. Practical effects are as good as gone and it's a damn shame that there's generations to come that'll never get to...
  45. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Extreme Camel-Toe / Exposed lips / Pussy-Flossing

    Re: Extreme cameltoe/ Exposed lips http://www.yourdailygirls.com/galleries/cute_summer_15/
  46. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Flip Flops

    http://www.yourdailygirls.com/galleries/cute_summer_15/
  47. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Girls in School Girl Outfits / School Girl Uniforms / School Uniform

    Re: Girls in School Girl Outfits http://yourdailygirls.com/galleries/pacinos_adventures_203/
  48. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Cute Femjoy Chick on boat?

    Thanks, man!
  49. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Girls in ripped/torn jeans

    http://www.yourdailygirls.com/galleries/nikkis_playmates_158/
  50. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Sidewinder Tits?

    http://www.bigboobsalert.com/ira-scoreland.php http://www.bigboobsalert.com/ira-amazing-boobs.php
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