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  1. maildude

    Morality 1: Good without gods

    Humankind has its evil and good sides. Doesn't matter what the religion--or lack thereof--happens to be. The towers came down and ******** were poisoned in Jonestown because of religious zeal. But then again, I've never felt unwelcome in a church. Like guns, ***** and sex, it takes a human to...
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    How much money?

    I'm going to steal all your money then beat up your ******.
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    Man builds his own million dollar Bugatti supercar by hand

    Great. Now he can build an oil rig by hand.
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    Man leaves dead ****** in armchair for two years

    This thread has been resurrected !! :eek: ...more than I can say for the old geezette. :******:
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    today i made a sandwich...

    ...pretty soon I'll be on fries!!
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    Robot mouth sings

    Too creepy. It's like some kinda spooky, demonic, living Rolling Stones album cover.
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    Indian (India) guys and interracial relationships, is it really odd?

    Did Rupino's Pizza change their sauce or something? It tastes different now.
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    I think I will be turned down by attractive women because of my race, any help?

    I was just watching the World Series Of Poker. How come they don't show the hole cards until after the betting? That sucks. I bet if the tournament were held in Mumbai this wouldn't happen!
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    Shouldn't you be dead?

    Old people scare me. They talk to invisible people, and they smell like they could combust at any time. :flame::eek:
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    Christina Leardini

    Credit to myself and marcus from another board: http://img20.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=552157929_blacktank007_123_193lo.jpg http://img297.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=484117385_apink_cammy018_123_419lo.jpg http://img277.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=484038933_apink_cammy011crop_123_417lo.jpg...
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    Truck spills 14 million bees on Idaho highway

    Were these the Africanized kind or the ones that wrestle?
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    Movies you don't understand how ANYONE likes

    Inception.:*****:
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    Have you ever learned a foreign language, and if so, which one?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF-AcR14Km8
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    its gettin real at whole foods dawg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRuO-dubr0M
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    How Different Would America be Today if the CSA Won?

    The big issue really is the CSA never had a chance of winning. This overlooked fact will undoubtedly create a swell of controversy here, but after Chancellorsville, the South pushed upward toward Washington at too great a speed. They lacked foreign support for their efforts mainly because...
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    The disappearing black middle class

    Job loss always hits minorities the hardest. But let's not forget Appalachia. A region that is almost entirely white, and never saw an economic turnaround.
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    The 2011 MLB Thread

    So much for the AL winning home field in the WS. The league's best pitchers won't be playing. Instead, they're bringing up some AA talent that'll have the fans screaming for more...:facepalm:
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    What is the latest BAD film you watched?

    Inception. :*****:
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    Betty Ford died on Friday at age 93.

    One of the great leaders of self-improvement and overcoming addiction. Plus...brace yourselves, Conservatives...she supported freedom of choice.
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    NAACP Blasts CNN for Lack of Diversity in Prime Time News

    They can hire people for the evening news of any race, creed, color, gender, religion or handicap they want, as far as I'm concerned. I get my news off the Internet. :nanner:
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Betty Grable. Yep, I keep her poster taped to the fella's bunk just on top of me. Oops! Gotta go! They're sounding the Drill Call alarm. Better get movin' or the captain'll make mincemeat outta me! The USS Wisconsin is the best ship in the fleet! signed, ETSN Larry...
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    Legalize same sex marriage and pot!

    If they legalized ********* then cigarette companies would have a way to get back all the money they had to pay out for their filthy, dirty ad campaigns. If same-sex marriage was legalized, the bridal wear companies would stand to make literally millions of dollars on lightweight and double knit...
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    Most Americans just don't want small cars

    No. Will E is essentially correct. The Japanese eventually beat the hell out of us because they know that everybody except dumbass, sheepish Americans want fuel efficient cars. While Joe Bob and Susie Soccermom are being brainwashed by Madison Avenue, the Big Four in Japan are making cars the...
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    Too Funny

    I remember seeing a Penthouse cartoon or something with a similar punchline, except the dragon was gonna eat the princess, and she complained that nobody wants to fuck anymore.
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    Fanta Dog

    What's wrong with Orange Crush?
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    Best Pussy / Pussy you'd like to eat

    Rikki Lee Candie Evans Racquel Darrian
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    The 2011 MLB Thread

    Dick Williams Passes Away Manager Dick Williams passes away. RIP. http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22297882/30503790
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    7 people ******** in Grand Rapids, Michigan

    Still holed up there at 9:50 EST.
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    And they executed him

    The crazy thing here seems to be that this is more of a case of American v. international law, than a case of whether or not he deserved his punishment.
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    Vivid could sign Casey Anthony

    Vivid should stick to what it does well: signing middle-of-the-road talent that leaves them after the first contract expires, and running a crappy website.
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    Schoolboy, 14, shot dead gay classmate because 'he thought he had a crush on him'

    Is the NRA gonna hold a rally there now?
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    If you could turn one person into a porn star?

    MILF: Jennifer Connelly Blowjob specialist: Rosario Dawson Chick-who-only-does-gangbang-videos: Alyssa Milano Young-tart-who'll-do-anything-to-get-into-the-business: Hayden Panetierre
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    Wrestling babes

    Kelly Kelly and Eve are teamed up now. They chose the two best-looking chick wrestlers...wonder what's up their sleeve. On a lighter note, will Kharma return after her baby? Will Kelly Kelly again fall under her spell? Will A.J. ever win a match? Will Jimmy Snuka's ******** ever be knocked out...
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    Auto industry, seeing new life, is on hiring spree

    For every "feel good" story I see about how automakers are hiring, and the American Big Two are starting to take smaller, fuel-efficient cars more seriously, I count a hundred SUVs, pick-up trucks, and conversion vans on the road every day on my way to work.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Ever been to a WWE match? Half of the stadium routinely jeers Cena.
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    Think Of An Actor, Musician, Entertainer - He'll Guess It In 20 Questions

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=385513&highlight=akinator http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=274861&highlight=akinator
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    Top 10 Gruesome Methods of Execution

    Where is Reading Will E's Posts ?
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    Smilies

    Re: New Smilies Hmm..... :cthulhu:--Petra :pirate:--PirateKing :orangecat:--OrangeCat :cupcake:--Wll E Worm :georges:--georges ...plus a few other "specialty" ones I missed... I am therefore adopting the following smiley as my official Board ID smiley: :mail:
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    Describe what is happening in this pic...

    I know! I know! It's a smoking scrotum...right? :crash:
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    your 5 all-time worst movies

    ...heeheehehe...:clap:
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    Casey Anthony - NOT GUILTY

    This was the opening story on Telemundo News tonight. After that, there were just a bunch of stories about immigration.
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    The Best TV Shows Of Recent Memory

    Speaking of ****, I'm scanning the cable channels the other day, and it seems like every daggum cable station has its own line-up. TNT, A&E, Syfy...has it occurred to anyone that the recent explosion of "retro"-type stations has an actual reason??
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    find pornstar who only speaks spanish.

    Also there are videos of Daisy Marie speaking Spanish while sucking. Yo quiero tu leche!
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    The real causes of the economic crisis? They’re history.

    Money. Hmph. More countries have been damaged because of money than because of war. And nearly all wars have as their basis...money.
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    Board Rules

    There are some inconsistencies with the rules. But I usually do my best to follow them. For example, Min pool er ude af klor. And, I think the Spartans have a good chance in the Big10 next season. :)
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    your 5 all-time worst movies

    "You're shnerious...?" :eek:
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    Wiener Giraffe

    I liked the part where the little dog is wearing that giraffe outfit! :rofl2:
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    your 5 all-time worst movies

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=370899&highlight=worst+movies http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=122330&highlight=worst+movies ...mine are probably somewhere in there.
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    Short Porn Actresses

    Missy Warner--4' 11" Ali Moore--height unpublished, but she was short, trust me.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    One, Two, Three with Jimmy Cagney. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055256/
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