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  1. LaLiLuLeLohan

    I lost a friend

    That's a shitty friend right there. I suppose I could understand her unease if you were dating, but you weren't. So congrats on losing an awful person that you thought was cool.
  2. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Favorite Houston movie?

    I only know Houston from The Howard Stern Show. I might be wrong..it's been a while, but yeah, she fucked 500 dudes and then, later on, came back to the show with her chopped off labia in a lucite block...or something like that. I don't remember it too well...I tried to block it out. That was...
  3. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Dominika Chybova - AKA: Dita, Domika C, Dominica, Dominica C, Dominika, Dominika A, Dominika C

    Re: Dominika C. / Dominika / Dominica / Dominique / Dita There is: http://www.hegre-art.com/massage There's two Dominika massage trailers: "Explosive Orgasmic Massage" and "Full Pussy Massage" The set above is from Full Pussy Massage.
  4. LaLiLuLeLohan

    God was behind Big Bang, universe no accident: Pope

    I guess the argument is that we were granted life and if we want it to continue when our hearts stop...only in an eternally blissful state, we best get on our knees. I like Christopher Hitchens take on it. (Paraphrasing, obviously) God, a supreme being that makes you thank and bless him (and...
  5. LaLiLuLeLohan

    God was behind Big Bang, universe no accident: Pope

    The Bible can be discredited, refuted and challenged in every chapter and verse, yet the concept of "god" cannot be disproven. That is absolutely true. Yet, when the Bible is eliminated from the concept or theory, there is nothing that limits "God". And nothing that defines or categorizes...
  6. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Favorite Houston movie?

    I changed my mind; The Addams ****** (1991)
  7. LaLiLuLeLohan

    God was behind Big Bang, universe no accident: Pope

    At least Pope John Paul II didn't mince words. He shot from the hip. No wait Correction, he shat from the hip. You know, as God planned. :nanner:1st Freeones colostomy bag joke of 2010! :nanner:
  8. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Steve Lightspeed's prank about Tawnee Stone

    Re: R.I.P. Tawnee Stone (1982-2010) You should be a grief counselor. "Well, your wife was a whore and she farted a lot while she *****, but I'm sure this is a hard time for you." Thanks for crowbarring your critique into a memoriam thread. For the record, I thought Tawnee was amazing. A...
  9. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Favorite Houston movie?

    Logan's Run.
  10. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Up to 100,000 Muslim converts in UK

    My third grade teacher was wrong; stupidity is contagious. I wonder how much of this is "**** off mommy and ***** complex" and how much is just blanket anti-establishment attention seeking. At least in America, our Muslim converts are usually prisoners who can't read... The Koran is a silly...
  11. LaLiLuLeLohan

    God was behind Big Bang, universe no accident: Pope

    Yes, more and more to disprove the bible...yet not a single thing to prove any aspect of it. Ironically, a Catholic priest, Lemaitre, helped lay the cornerstone of the "Big Bang Theory" (another irony as Hoyle coined the term to ridicule it) and, in my lifetime, two Popes have give credence...
  12. LaLiLuLeLohan

    God was behind Big Bang, universe no accident: Pope

    "Tell them to only ****** the deaf orphans. They can't talk" -The Pope.
  13. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Kristina from Beautiful NUDES?

    Thank ya, sir. I'm gonna start mosaicking faces just to challenge you a bit. You're a machine!
  14. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Homeless guy has a voice for radio!

    You know what this thread needs? Mugshots. http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/two-decades-of-ted-williams-mug-shots I'm happy for the guy...he seems humbled and grateful for his new found opportunities. But, you know, if he was stealing my **** or breaking into my car, maybe I would have such a...
  15. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Kristina from Beautiful NUDES?

    http://eros-and-grace.net/galleries/6a9fcd20/Kristina-Slim-And-Busty/index.html Anybody know if she goes by any other names on any other sites?
  16. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Girls in School Girl Outfits / School Girl Uniforms / School Uniform

    Re: Girls in School Girl Outfits http://www.coedcherry.com/gallery/cindy-red/set202
  17. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Pornstars Without Makeup

    Jenna Jameson almost looked human there. It must have been an old, old pic.
  18. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Obama the first president to wear sandals?

    While I do find it disturbing to see a man in sandals, this really is a ridiculous story. In this country, our first president wore tights and a powdered wig. The idea of looking "presidential" is something that people take far too seriously. Besides...
  19. LaLiLuLeLohan

    If You Were A Cop For A Day...

    This is crazy, but I'd only arrest those who harm or seek to harm or diminish somebody's life, health, property or privacy. Oh and those who risk the life, health, property and privacy of others via sheer carelessness, impairment or disregard. I know part of the job normally requires busting...
  20. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Do you think any pornstars out there have actually been with Indian guys?

    Funny you ask. I was just at a huge porn star party in LA last week and somebody asked the girls about that. They all laughed for about ten minutes, then tried to keep a straight face, but they couldn't and they kept laughing for another 5 minutes. The answer? A resound no. Porn stars would...
  21. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Police officer ****** in furious firefight in Ohio trailer park

    http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2010/0927/technology-x-rays-homeland-security-aclu-drive-by-snooping.html Yup. So I say every department should have one of these...with a roof mounted sonic diarrhea cannon and a hose that shoots the super sticky glue that saw on Future Weapons. The no imaginary...
  22. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Police officer ****** in furious firefight in Ohio trailer park

    Really? Ohio's the new punchline state now? That's pretty lazy comedy writin' right there. At least Florida is...well, Florida. This is a really sad story, but I can't help but be amazed at some of the photos taken AS the shootout was going down. I hadn't seen most of those until just now.
  23. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Women in One-Piece Swimsuits

    Re: the hottest onepiece body / onepiece swimsuit http://www.coedcherry.com/gallery/korri-angel/697571
  24. LaLiLuLeLohan

    X tape over nipples

    http://www.coedcherry.com/gallery/punkgrl/spook01gothic01
  25. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Bottles, fruits, vegetables, beads...unconventional sex toys

    http://www.teenport.com/galleries/all-about-ashley/pussy-balls/
  26. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Cosplay hot girls

    http://www.yourdailygirls.com/galleries/midori_west_5/
  27. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Women in One-Piece Swimsuits

    Re: the hottest onepiece body / onepiece swimsuit http://yourdailygirls.com/galleries/nextdoor_models_288/
  28. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Girls Sitting Backwards (Back Turned): Ass Hanging off Chairs OR in Bikini on Floor - ASS ON DISPLAY

    Re: Girls Sitting Backwards on chairs - asses on display!!!! http://hosted.femjoy.com/galleries/113775_obx468_nyy178/?affid=848627
  29. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Angelic Anya / Angel Cheeks / Angelina / Candy / Evana T / Giselle / June / Karina / Lika / Mika / Mischelle / Mishap / Sophia

    Re: Mika (MPLStudios) / Sweet Lana (AnalTeenAngels) / Angelic Anya (Nubiles) http://hosted.femjoy.com/galleries/113775_obx468_nyy178/?affid=848627
  30. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Women in One-Piece Swimsuits

    Re: the hottest onepiece body / onepiece swimsuit http://galleries2.adult-empire.com/8067/341695/2352/index.php
  31. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Women in One-Piece Swimsuits

    Re: the hottest onepiece body / onepiece swimsuit http://bondage-latex.net/gallery/06-08-10/latex_whores_picture_galleries/Princess_Fatale/ http://bondage-latex.net/gallery/06-08-10/free_porn_tube_latex/Princess_Fatale/
  32. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Stafany and Patricia from Pacinos Adventure??

    More Patricia http://tools.*********************/hosted_movies/patricia_pink/1/ http://tools.*********************/hosted_movies/patricia/1/
  33. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Stafany and Patricia from Pacinos Adventure??

    Stefany: http://yourdailygirls.com/galleries/pacinos_adventures_229/ http://tools.*********************/mixed/stefany_cumfing/1/?ccbill=1902856 Patricia http://tools.*********************/hosted/patricia/1/ http://tools.*********************/hosted/patricia_pink/1/
  34. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Girls in Leggings / Compression tights / Spandex / Latex / Tight Pants

    Re: Leather/Latex/Spandex Leggings http://yourdailygirls.com/galleries/teen_models_184/
  35. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Jenni Lee / Jenny Lee / Stephanie Sadorra

    Re: Jenni Lee You registered just to call somebody here a dumb fuck? I'm sure the mods will love that. How is he dumb exactly? He said she wasn't "flawless" because her tits are fake. That's his opinion and it's as valid as any other. He never said she she just got them; he said the fact that...
  36. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Maria Antsibonenko - AKA: Altair O, Meris, Sofi, Sofi A, Sofia Goncharov, Sofie, Sophie, Xlina

    Re: Sofi A from Met-Art (MetArt) She's done sets for Met-Art, Femjoy and girls-in-nature.org (as Meris). She was also in a few webcam vids with a dildo.
  37. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Extreme Camel-Toe / Exposed lips / Pussy-Flossing

    Re: Extreme cameltoe/ Exposed lips http://www.coedcherry.com/gallery/cum-fiesta/hottieswithbodies29
  38. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Girls in cupless teddies or bras?

    http://www.*****************/naked-girls/8679/sasha-blaise-sheer/?
  39. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Jennifer Love Hewitt

    There's two warning signs in that pic!
  40. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Bottles, fruits, vegetables, beads...unconventional sex toys

    http://galleries.freshteenz.net/dc/firstanalquest/g1282900991/index.html
  41. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Small & Saggy Tits (Natural Saggies, no implants)

    Re: Saggy and bouncing natural boobs that aren't huge Melinda http://www.hhaaiirryy.com/Melinda221207/index.html http://www.brdgirls.com/galleries/abbywinters/melinda-big-pink-nipples/index.html http://www.thumbpreview.com/g/awinters/melindastrip/
  42. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Eufrat / Jana

    http://www.yourdailygirls.com/galleries/joymii_1/
  43. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Girls in cupless teddies or bras?

    http://yourdailygirls.com/galleries/nextdoor_models_287/
  44. LaLiLuLeLohan

    1-1-11-1:11.11

    Well, he came. Unfortunately, it was all over my kitchen counter. Then he scrambled up the chimney and took off. Oh wait, that wasn't Jesus. It was Santa. Jesus' ***.
  45. LaLiLuLeLohan

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I watched Return of the Living Dead (again). Most horror nerds will laugh, but I love this movie because it's the only well-regarded zombie flick that actually makes the zombies the primary threat. Unlike Romero's movies and those who've used Romero as a template, the living actually come...
  46. LaLiLuLeLohan

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    It was made last year (2009) in Norway. This isn't the kind of movie that gets "spoiled". It's about med school students who get attacked by **** zombies during a secluded ski vacation in the mountains. It's pretty cool if you don't mind supernatural zombies. It's not a comedy, but there are...
  47. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Knives? Ant ***** people here?

    Just like puppets and douche bags!:rolleyes:
  48. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Anyone ever **** a chicken?

    Do like the Indians did; get some ****** and friends, locate the nearest cliff and then have your party chase them off the cliff. Or find an El Salvadorian and tell him that, if he ***** all four, he can keep one. Them roosters will be good as dead.
  49. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Knives? Ant ***** people here?

    Oh man, I'd never go to a place like that. The 10 year old in me would drain my wallet. You know, 'cause at the moment, you think that everybody needs a bunch of caltrops and a Go-Go Yubari manriki... Buyer's remorse sucks! :D I have a couple katanas...nothing expensive at all...hell, it's...
  50. LaLiLuLeLohan

    Knives? Ant ***** people here?

    Have you ever herd the president of Victorinox, Karl Elsener, speak English? It's fucking awesome...it makes the Jew Hunter from Inglorious Basterds or Dieter Laser from The Human Centipede sound like Mr. Rogers. I'm nor knocking him...his English is great and I can't speak a lick of Swiss, but...
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