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Racist? I don't agree. There were some stereotypes applied (Black guy who rhymes everything and the Japanese ninja who speaks like Charlie Chan), but what's "racist"? I think we have let that word become anything that isn't universally beloved by all. Anyway, I loved the old cartoons, but just...

Well, yes, that's good. That actually sounds damn good. But if its food that comes from a warehouse and is assembled by El Salvadorians and Midwestern teenagers who are 8 months pregnant, it requires ketchup. Eh, that's not fair. This economy's such **** that I'm sure all types are flipping...

Umm, I **** to be the one who has to tell you his, but you have another uncle. Imagine Boo Radley...and Sloth from the Goonies. And imagine that they were able to have a *** and that *** nearly suffocated in utero. That's your uncle Jemp. Yes, Jemp. Your parents never wanted you to know about...

I **** to be a bummer, but the idea of future military superiority is dwindling. When we're ready to sell the Saudis scores of our top fighters, what will we be willing to sell China as our dependence on their consumption of Treasury Bonds grows? Not to mention that poor nations like N. Korea...

Somebody who doesn't live in the 3rd world? Would you accept a tranny BJ if your uncle paid for it?

You're all wrong. Ketchup. I haven't had fast food in a decade, but I still remember this. Hamburgers, nuggets and fries require ketchup. Not mustard, mayonnaise, dead raccoon semen or whatever the hell else you freaks pollute your food with. Ketchup. That's all. Also, nacho, cheddar or...

Every time I hear Newark, I think of Tony Soprano asking a crack head if she, "blows her ****** with that mouth." When I was 19, I spent the summer working for a Snapple distributor in North East Jersey. We delivered Snapple to all the 7-11s, bodegas and whatnot and we were lucky enough to have...

Umm, you're a few years late there. Katrina. New Orleans. 2005. A city in chaos was being policed by cops...no. The National Guard...no. Instead they were being policed by Black Water (Now known as Xe). Essentially, New Orleans was under the authority of OCP. No ED209s, but plenty of Hummers...

Loughner had health insurance. Even more, there's not a single spree shooting nut I can think of that was ever denied any healthcare. Most known examples were on some sort of anti-depressant or mood stabilizer...or they they defied health care professionals and stopped taking their medications...

It makes sense, but at the same time, think of how many TV shows have went into detail about our top fighters, tanks and upcoming weapon systems. Obviously you can't backwards engineer a fighter jet from that alone, but when the Military Channel is ratling off exact angles, weights and even what...

She looks like a mix between Celeste Star and Michelle Trachtenberg. Cute, but the Restasis doctor is still tops. 852M2oUIvkQ And ummm, never have cold sores been so cute. gr3t1UnILH0

And think of how much border state *** shops would benefit. Ammo prices are already through the roof everywhere...Arizona and Nevada *** shop would be making money hand of over fist. What a stupid fucking law. Yeah, cities in California are laying off cops left and right and Sacramento wants...

He won't be tried in Arizona. Also, he'll be tried Federally. It'll be up to a jury to determine if he is not guilty due to an insanity plea (which doesn't mean that he'll ever be free...as many think). Also, since he'll be tried by a federal judge, his attorney(s) will likely challenge any...

They invented spaghetti. And finger traps. I don't know why everybody's making a fuss about this. According to Jesse Ventura, we have technology (HAARP) that can create earthquakes and tsunamis all across the globe. Jet fighters, schmet fighters, American can move tectonic plates!! Jesse...

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What the fuck are you talking about? You have no idea how tight her pussy is or what kind of sex she's had...or even what her naked ass looks like. This **** is getting creepy.

Why? Imagine you're his age and you could make millions by yelling out shitty, mediocre music. Would you refuse? I don't get the fuss. He's annoying and his music sucks, but when I was his age, I was dropping acid and cheating on math tests. I'm sure you were much less a loser than me in high...

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By 2015, Jay Z will be "rocking" a mastadon coat. And by 2016, Sarah Palin will be firing at least 8 45-70 rounds to down a giant sloth on TLC. And by 2018, well all be dead. From Hepatitis L.

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Nope. But I still see no reason to **** him.

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Ah, Tucker Carlson...a man who's as "Libertarian" as S.E Cupp is "atheist". Four syllables that should never be strung together: "Tucker's accord". When you can guest host Hannity, you're a NeoCon. But kudos to Newscorp for trying the delegitimize Libertarianism. They've managed to make The...

Yeah, kind of like his "What If" speech. FqAF-Alc7CM Ignore the subject and reason. He repeats a term to prove a point...he must be some kind of idiot. What isn't idiotic is the fact that we're 14 billion in debt, fighting 2.5 wars, have over 700 foreign military bases and justify spending by...

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I have good friends in Cali and the **** they tell me is crazy. Both science and the (ironically) free pot market have yielded breeds for every type and every situation. Sativas for this and inicas for that. **** that won't get you paranoid and **** that will numb any pain you can imagine. It's...

Common sense, sanity and logic might also mean that your zodiac sign is wrong.

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No, they have penis festivals. Shintoists believe that the archipelago was created by sperm; a Titanic cum shot. It's not a religious thing.

Chinese porn is pretty good too. But they can only have one orgasm per couple.

Wait, you're against ****-addicted people who achieve wealth and fame while demonstrating no hardly-earned talent? And you're expressing this opinion on a message board devoted to porn stars??

No, I get that...and my comments were mainly rhetorical, but really, there's room for validity there. Look at all the serial killers who target prostitutes. That's usually attributed to the fact that these fucks witnessed their moms or older sisters being promiscuousness. Some **** those who...

A few months ago I read something on the Mainichi Daily News that 30 year old male virgins are accepted as a normal aspect of Japanese society. The promise of lifelike sex robots probably doesn't help. cFVlzUAZkHY

I hope you're right. I know you're right about the media, but I hope that most people still remember that all the awful headlines don't reflect what's truly going on in the world.

Heh, that was actually kind of funny..so, apology accepted. :D

This is what I cannot understand: this asshole who gunned down a dozen people in Arizona, the Virginia Tech killer and the countless others have lost their minds, succumbed to their mental illness and ******** and injured innocent, good people for no reason. That's sad and horrific and all...

Sadly, no internet tough guys will actually do the deed and put these people out of commission, but at least this will remind everybody that there are still good people out there...

What? What is that even supposed to mean? Is that a Glenn Beck comment? I've been bashing Glenn Beck since I started posting on this forum.

So in your mind, Marlon Brando truly made Moe Greene and offer he couldn't refuse? I understand being distracted by smoke and mirrors, but I'll never understand embracing that distraction.

Pubic hair isn't ***** in Japan. Nor is it censored. Hell, it's encouraged in J-porn.

Eh, the reason for that is because the Japanese, back in the day, censored pornographic art to compete with the Victorian values they were trying to emulate. When the US occupied Japan in 45, those laws were one of the few exceptions under the mandate of guaranteed free speech. In the decades...

MLK actually wrote his own speeches.

I didn't see it and I won't catch any replay. I'm not a great man..or even a good man, but my heart and brain still work well enough that I can experience emotions due to events and situations and not a speech written by an unknown stranger and performed by a politician. Just as I don't need to...

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