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    Rush Limbaugh calls Georgetown student a 'slut'

    I will fight for Rush's right to freedom of speech, as much as he should fight for my right to call him a stupid fucking cunt.
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    Anyone else get hit by the bad storms?

    A lot of wind, some rain, some lightening, but that was it here.
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    Penalty?

    I heard the punishment involved Anders, a bowling pin and sand paper. The problem is, many times the perp is Anders.
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    poor Wall st. Bankers struggle to get by on 350K/year, say poor people dont understan

    Re: poor Wall st. Bankers struggle to get by on 350K/year, say poor people dont under What is also remarkable is that they have convinced many of the poor of the very same thing.
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    Incredibly detailed model of Hogwarts Castle used in every film is finally revealed

    Re: Incredibly detailed model of Hogwarts Castle used in every film is finally reveal "Hogwarts!" "Hogwarts!" "Hogwarts!" "It's only a model." "SH!"
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    poor Wall st. Bankers struggle to get by on 350K/year, say poor people dont understan

    Re: poor Wall st. Bankers struggle to get by on 350K/year, say poor people dont under If someone making that much is unable to live within their means, then the problem is not "the system".
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    RICH FOLKS study

    This is not a bit of a surprise. I see a lot of the wealthy with a sense of entitlement, with their mindset being that it is not cheating or stealing, but simply taking what should be theirs.
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    Incredibly detailed model of Hogwarts Castle used in every film is finally revealed

    Re: Incredibly detailed model of Hogwarts Castle used in every film is finally reveal Pfft, my imaginary castle is bigger than that.
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    What is your favorite PC game?

    The Thief series, the Half Life series, SimCity 4 and the Fallout Series.
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    Petra, can u post a pic of yourself? Please.

    Petra, we know that is not your hand. Were it, there would be a "catapult Anders" button.
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    Favorite gangster personality, fictional or otherwise

    Vito and Michael Corleon. Michael gets the bigger nod...anyone that can call for the hit on his own *******...
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    Favorite Science-Fiction item

    Now you are just being silly. One must never go anywhere without a towel, so of course a towel is going to be at the top of the list. It is a gimme.
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    Largest and Freakish creatures EVER!!

    Ha! I don't live in a trailer! (I live in a crappy apartment. Next to meth heads)
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    Would u get your arm amputated for 100 million dollars? &...

    Hell, I'll blow Bono for free! And, yes. Because with that money, I could either simply have that arm reattached, or I could get a super cool robotic arm with lasers. And a can opener!
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    Largest and Freakish creatures EVER!!

    BTW, IMHO, lists such as this are not complete without including Ohio trailer trash.
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    Would you bang FreeOnes_Anders?

    I have and would again! But, if you are going for the ultimate experience, make sure you bring along an old fashion meat grinder and some plastic popsicle sticks. Plastic, not wood - this is very important. You do not want splinters there.
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    Is this possibly the worst modern day film ever made?

    I would be inclined to agree, except I see Cage's acting ability more as wooden than rubbery.
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    Make me a sandwich.

    She had better watch my every move in making her a sandwich after that...other wise, she is going to get some extra protein.
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    Largest and Freakish creatures EVER!!

    We got some plants in at work that had an Atlas Moth in them, once upon a time. Before anyone could catch it, it fluttered outside and ate the sun.
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    Favorite Science-Fiction item

    I would carve my name in the moon, so no one would never again forget the name Chairface Chippendale! BTW, Dark City was an awesome flick, in my opinion. Kiefer reminded me so much of his ****** in that movie.
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    Is this possibly the worst modern day film ever made?

    Manos, the Hands of Fate. Hands down. Rubber looks like it was made in the spirit of ****** of the Killer Tomatoes...not at all to be taken seriously, and perhaps enjoyable if not.
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    What Is Your Opinion Of My Cool New Car?

    What's your mileage like?
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    Favorite Science-Fiction item

    A fully operational death star.
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    Who's The Best Baseball Player of All Time?

    I wish that were an easy question to answer. The color barrier was broken in 1947 - but, of course, it was not totally broken. The Red Sox waited until 1959 before their first black player in Pumpsie Green. My arbitrary time is "the early 1950s", but it is an honestly fuzzy line that bounces...
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    bofuvum sent me dick pictures

    Is that what that was supposed to be? I thought it was a picture of a very small hamster dick.
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    I love FreeOnes_Anders

    He certainly knows his way around man meat, this is for certain. I just wish he would lay off the Ah-ha music.
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    Who's The Best Baseball Player of All Time?

    Wins Above Replacement seems to be a growing favorite when comparing dominate players of one era from another: http://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/WAR_career.shtml However, there are some factors which are not included...and ones I cannot ignore. I've long thought that the best ball...
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    Shaving your ass hair

    I don't know if it was here, or another forum, but I remember reading an epic comment by a guy who had - he explained the excruciating feeling of his ass cheeks sticking together in the summer, yet feeling the massive amounts of sweet spill between them. He then talked about trying to "sneak...
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    Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed in Turkey

    Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed in Tu Ah, more or less. Well, I may not have said ALL of the words, per say...
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    Have u ever tried to suck your own penis???

    No. Of course not. I mean why...uh...hm. Excuse me. I have to try something out...
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    Shaving your ass hair

    Dirk prefers a lot of hair. I mean, a lot of hair. If your ass has less hair than Jose Cardenal, circa 1981, he gets royally pissed.
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    Petra, can u post a pic of yourself? Please.

    I am not sure why I have to explain this every time, but I will do it again: mouth, ass, pussy, ear, ear...and let us not forget, you have two nostrils available, as well as arm pits. I am not sure what the big deal is.
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    Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed in Turkey

    Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed in Tu Oh yeah, that is going to **** a lot of thumpers off. This is freaking great! I also read it said somewhere the Cubs would not win the World Series for at least 250 years, but it was not the goat's fault.
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    TMNT Girls

    Mmmm. Turtle soup. That sounded much funnier in my head.
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    wtf

    Doing it catty style.
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    Your job?

    I work for an orange obsessed big box home improvement retailer. One of the great things about working with the public is that you begin to appreciate just how many fucking morons there are in public. You actually begin to appreciate how Bush got elected to two terms...and how a complete moron...
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    How to please a woman

    And I thought it was going to be a picture of an unlimited credit card.
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    The Official 2011 FreeOnes Asshat of the year *Will E Worm*

    There is another who would absolutely run away with the award, were it held now. In fact, there is still a good chance he would win at the end of the year, even if he never were to post here again.
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    Lurkingdirk's hideout revealed!!

    And they are having a yard sale! And the Kountry Kravins n Krafts. The good old...aw, hell no, that is a terrible name!
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    Music video.

    Ron Paul's television ads are making less and less sense.
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    Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! (AMA)

    Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! Oh for Pete's sake...Foreigner was not an R and B group, and they were not prejudiced!
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    Would you erase a specific memory if you could?

    You know...there would be another... I honestly don't even remember the reasoning for it anymore. A crime of passion? Mistaken identity? A long lost ******* ******* me off? This, I do not know. But, there is that one image, which I will never forget. His bulging eyes. His tongue protruding...
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    Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! (AMA)

    Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! When I first heard of the flavor, I checked out their site...there was one store in Ohio selling that flavor. In Cleveland. ONE! A couple of weeks later, I am trolling in the Walmart ice cream section, and what do I stumble upon, but one lonely pint of Schweddy...
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    Disgusted

    Sam? Are you back?
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    Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! (AMA)

    Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! Have you ever had Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls?
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    Meet Mr. Balls!

    At least show us your balls, to give us a passing interest.
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    Woman sues New York for $900 trillion dollars

    You know, you people act like 900 trillion is a lot of money. It really isn't. I once had 900 trillion - it is amazing how quickly you can **** that off on scratch off tickets. The good news is, I won a free scratch off ticket! Winning!
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