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  1. StanScratch

    Broncos could trade Tebow

    It would be entertaining just to see the bible thumpers shift alliance to another team, and try to claim they always liked that team. Especially ones in Colorado.
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    How can Obama lose the election? Really, how can he lose?

    One of the largest problems is that the candidates are playing to those who are voting in primaries. And, let us be frank, many of those who vote in primaries simply are not important. They, by definition, vote the party line - and many times do not particularly vote for the better of the...
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    Chuck Grassley upset with History Channel

    I remember quite enjoying The History Channel, before it became reality TV central.
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    For what it is worth, my predictions for the next deaths: Carol - her time is up. Her husband is dead, her *** is dead...she basically has nothing to live for. Hershel's other two **** (not Maggie...I think she makes it). They really are not main characters. They are expendable. Possibly...
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    *** tries to eat 50 chicken nuggets in 10 minutes This is so sad .

    Anti-American, weak conservative.
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    Interesting: Military vs. Education spending

    Actually, of the countries listed, we were closest to Iran. That scares the **** out of me.
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    *** tries to eat 50 chicken nuggets in 10 minutes This is so sad .

    Yep, this is what this country has become. The country that was once the leader of freedom and intellectual pursuit is now the leader in fat pieces of **** seeing how much crap they can shove into their mouths.
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    I Got a Text From a Grown Man That Included the Following...

    These texts are gr8! Sounds like a real qt.
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    Batman is real!

    Batman would not call the cops when he saw trouble. Fail!
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    I am going totally on hunch, but I've a feeling we are going to meet Randall's group at the very end of this next episode (the season finale). Herds are also discussed in the comic. It basically starts with one of them...perhaps at one time, it heard a gunshot or something that caused it to...
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    When you see your rep has gone up.

    I jerk off any time I get rep, because, as we know, rep is actually nature's way you have a large cock. It has been scientifically proven.
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    I do not want to give away too much, but I am going to point out that the two cops that Shane and Rick found at their little fight a couple of episodes also were not bitten. That said, another great episode. And it looks like next week will be, as well. I like how they are introducing bits and...
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    How to dispose of porn?

    I'm really not sure I would be comfortable buying some other dude's used porn, but that is just me. If selling it does not work, simply put it out on the curbside some night. Guarantee it will be gone by the next morning. EDIT: With that is my 9,999th post. I am not much for numbers...but a...
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    I've had a Vision! The Future of Freeones.......

    I shot ice cream out of my nose because of you. MY FUCKING NOSE!!!! Have you ever shot ice cream out of your nose? It's not a picnic in the park!
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    Someone please bump this poll in 9 years.

    Well, it certainly SEEMS like this thread has been around for 9 years.
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    Emo **** Get Stoned By Iraqi Militias

    But...but...I would be following a religion and...but...but...but...
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    It's spelled "jealous"...

    I thought it was spelled dontgiveafuck.
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    Petra, can u post a pic of yourself? Please.

    I am surprised no one has mentioned her sexy little fingers, perfect to wrap around a....ARGGHHHHH. And, done.
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    Someone please bump this poll in 9 years.

    Yeah...I'll bump your poll....
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    Petra, can u post a pic of yourself? Please.

    I had a great idea: I was going to paint and dress my penis to look like Petra and post the pictures. Unfortunately, the glare of the santorum made the pictures not come out quite right. Oh well, next time.
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    I believe (winterwarz) is declaring WAR against me!

    There are a lot of words in this thread. Here are 13 more.
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    If the country you were to immigrate to required your fingerprints....

    This. We seem to rather freely share our information with private corporations than we do with the government. We refuse to fill out a 10 question census, but we will gladly give AT&T our social security number, credit card number, date of birth and ******'s maiden name, without question...
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    I love4 squallumz

    Who in the hell is squallumz?
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    A few things that should **** us all off...

    Fuck you for posting this, dirk. Stock a sock stuffed with manta rays up your ass.
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    If the country you were to immigrate to required your fingerprints....

    How, exactly ARE taking finger prints an invasion of your privacy?
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    Mass Effect 3

    Not to get off topic, but there is a great MLB 2K12 commercial about the Cubs winning the series. It is epic. Might pick up Mass Effect 3 some time - I liked the other two, but right now, my gaming menu is pretty full and time, not so much.
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    Oh Petra...you shneaky little devil.

    There was never a musical called Ninjas of Penzance. I will let you all decide what that means.
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    hiim back into make a website

    Well...it is better than my website. That I never made.
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    The results are in! The OCSM of February is......

    Way to go, Leya. I was going to post a Clapton song in your honor, but realized you were missing an "L"...so my bad.
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    (If possible) Please change my rep to 1 trillion &...

    No, silly, she has...how many active members are there on here?
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    (If possible) Please change my rep to 1 trillion &...

    That sounds like a sitcom on CBS.
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    Wait, What?

    How in the...
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    (If possible) Please change my rep to 1 trillion &...

    I see that Petra's, Anders' and xana's rep powers are all equal. That means xana is an administrator! That is the only logical conclusion I can come up with.
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    Russian artist transforms photos to show how cities might look after end of the world

    Re: Russian artist transforms photos to show how cities might look after end of the w Those pictures are very good. They actually remind me more of the landscape in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. than anything else.
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    Petra, can u post a pic of yourself? Please.

    Penis! Penispenispenispenis! *crosses arms and gives a satisfied sigh* I am so glad to have contributed to the intellectual stimulation of this conversation.
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    Had sex before marriage? Look at porn? Can't vote in the LCGOPs primaries.

    Were I a republican in South Carolina, I would actively go out and look for some chick to fuck so I wouldn't have to vote for one of those four idiots. Then I would **** myself...because I was from South Carolina. And a Republican.
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    Buried Alive.

    I don't know what the record is without looking it up, either...but I would wager quite a bit it is longer than a half fucking day. Geez, dude, way to pussy yourself to a record.
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    I don't think it will be. I think it will be a character known as The Governor.
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    Actually, the *** could be a problem, production wise. So far in the comic, we are only a couple of years or so into the who infestation. So, in the comic, Carl has only aged a couple of years...but has changed a bit. Here on the show, he has already aged a couple of years - and soon enough, we...
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    What were you like at high school?

    Remember all of the nerds and geeks from Revenge of the Nerds? I got beat up by THOSE guys.
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    The Walking Dead on AMC

    That episode was...wow. I am not going to give it away, but I really liked that character, however, we have been warned: Do not grow too close to anyone. And, yes, the comic is remarkably different from the show. Daryl and Merle don't even exist in the comic (unless I missed them). And...
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    Potm > potus?

    Nah, he would royally fuck that up, too.
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    Dat ass is talented

    I want to marry that girl.
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    Keep an idiot busy...

    Took me a lot longer than 40 seconds to read that, so take THAT, fucker!
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    Rep Power ??

    But I was told that I have a lot of rep because I have a big penis! You don't play fair! I'm calling my mommy on you!
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    underrated bands

    I know they are kind of legendary...but I could never understand why Sonic Youth has not received more credit. Then on a much lesser known level, I could never understand why so few know who the Mekons are.
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    Batman Named the Greatest Super-Hero

    Oh, come off it: The Tick.
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    Greatest Debut Album

    Boston Never Mind The Bullocks, Here's The Sex Pistols This Is Spinal Tap Fresh Cream Meet The Beatles
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    Meet a hero. All it takes is coffee and some effort.

    Thanks for sharing, dirk.
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