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  1. maildude

    Best Jack o' lantern evar!

    That's one way to squash the rebellion!:rolleyes:
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    I like Andy Richter's take. He picked the Vikings over the Lions because the Vikings have axes and ships. :1orglaugh On a serious note, Denver sucks.
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    What Do I Want For Dinner?

    Cheetoh's and ****. :****:
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    *Breaking NEWS* Physicists discover we CAN travel faster than Light

    Interesting stuff. Apparently relativity still applies EXCEPT when...
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Green hot tea with herbs that apparently will calm me.
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    Is America a ***** for good?

    I'm just pissed off that I can't find a single decent all-night pierogi place around here.
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    South African dies by trying to take photos of his dick.

    That's crazy weird. It spit at him while he was masturbating while taking its picture.
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    Kindergartener brings crack pipe, meth for show-and-tell

    As long as he didn't bring a lighter...
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    Obama derides fat cats, then meets them for dinner to collect cash...

    You know what you do whenever you go to the polls? You vote for the person who best supports your views, your hopes and your way of life.
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    what do you do with the black bananas that end up in your freezer?

    My *** used to make delicious banana nut bread with old bananas. Then she'd put it on the floor and watch us slip on it. Those were happy times.:******:
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    The Movie Music Thread

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    The funniest laugh ever

    *hyee hyee hyee...nuk...nuk...nuk...*:1orglaugh
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    2011/2012 NCAA Football Thread

    North Carolina at Georgia Tech Western Michigan at Illinois USC at Arizona St. San Diego St. at Michigan Florida St. at Clemson Rice at Baylor LSU at West Virginia Florida at Kentucky Arkansas at Alabama Virginia Tech at Marshall Vanderbilt at South Carolina Oregon at Arizona Nebraska...
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    Best black gangster movie

    I've seen a lot of these movies, and The Wire as a TV series is still better.:2 cents:
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    I'm 23, and I just got a circumcision...

    This is good news for you, since now jacking off will take you half as much time. :banana:
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    I would like to thank The ***** Team for mouthing off then failing miserably during this NFL season. BTW...that was a helluva hit Vick took.:eek:
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    Heartbreaker/Living Loving Maid

    I think the difference with some of the earlier performers who did this--including Bowie--might have been for creative effect. The Beatles use of this technique is a good example. But in the case of Journey, for example, you have to wonder if it was a money ploy.
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    Best ********* Ass / Favorite ***** butt

    Re: Best ass? Cindy Crawford Phoebe Cates Eva Mendes
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    Heartbreaker/Living Loving Maid

    Journey, off of Evolution with the songs "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'" and "City Of The Angels."
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    Fuck Notre Dame

    I'm not mad at Notre Dame. Those Irish potato-******* motherfuckers beat us fair and square. Frank Leahy was a commie dickwad and Joe Montana was a cross-dresser. That is all.
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    Heartbreaker/Living Loving Maid

    It's a ploy the record companies used back before digital--when a DJ had to reverse an LP to get it to start at the right moment. This way, they could get an artist's songs to play one after the other on a single album. Bowie used the technique first in Ziggy Stardust with the songs "Ziggy...
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    Great googly moogly!

    Danfield's Portraits--We Cater To Fucking Anybody Since 1967
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    Heartbreaker/Living Loving Maid

    In 1982, my copy of this album melted, because I left it on a table next to a window while the sun beat through.
  24. maildude

    Is the Mafia active in your city?

    And MS-13.
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    Future Hall of Fame pornstars.

    Present members. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_members_of_the_AVN_Hall_of_Fame
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Early Observations: --Cam is for real...but INTs mean needs EXP. --The Lions didn't just win. They dominated. 'Nuff said. --My hats off to the Bills. Down 18 and scored 5 straight??? --Cincy/Denver works better than Sominex. --See what I typed earlier for the Bills? Same for the 'Skins...except...
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    2011/2012 NCAA Football Thread

    *compliments from my post on another board* Positive twists from the Buckeye loss to Miami: --Jordan Hall is a pretty good running back. --Joe Bauserman ain't Joe Namath. He ain't even Joe Germaine. But at least they have Braxton Miller.... --Luke Fickell does a really good "stunned that we're...
  28. maildude

    what game are you playing right now?

    GooberBall III: Central America Edition for the PaySternum 3.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    They could salvage something with the Truth/Miz match-up. A lot of people are saying that TNA is doing well because folks crave the old dudes.
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    Zombie Scare in 8th Century Ireland Revealed...

    Creepy. Rocks are cool.
  31. maildude

    Is the Mafia active in your city?

    Yes. http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=6070814&postcount=1
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    Jennifer Love Hewitt

    This is the nuttiest spambot ever. Where is the link to the penis enlargement site??
  33. maildude

    Amish mugshots

    Pennsylvania must crack down on these ruthless street gangs.:2 cents:
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    R.i.p. Frances bay (1919-2011)

    Helluva resume. Recognizable face. Went on ImdB and saw how many things she starred in. Was she one of the older women playing Scrabble in the "M-O-T-H-E-R-F-U-C-K-E-R scene" in Foul Play?
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    50 Coolest cars ever

    Where's my first car? The Ypsilanti Yanker?
  36. maildude

    2011/2012 NCAA Football Thread

    Sorry, BI. Bauserman sucks. 'Course, Notre Damn beat my team, so...tip the glasses.
  37. maildude

    Top three SNES games?

    Tecmo Super Bowl III Final Fantasy III(VI) Chrono Trigger
  38. maildude

    Ever Been to a Freak Show?

    Ever been to a yard sale?
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    Scarlett Johansson

    Just saw all the pics. The missing ones are the same things we've seen, except in different sizes. The contention is that these are authentic for the following reasons: --The wallpaper matches known wallpaper designs in SJ's bedroom. --The immediacy of the disappearance of the pics once the FBI...
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Cam faces the Pack. Down to earth, or does the Newt magic go on?
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    Geroge Lucas have more Star Wars movies planned.

    After that play, you'd better get out the plastic kicker guy and punt.
  42. maildude

    Lovie Smith Says Voices In Headset Keep Calling Him Idiot

    Looked smart today, though.
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    RIP Cliff Robertson

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    I was away... , Did you miss me?

    It's hard to believe you've only been posting since last week.
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    --If anybody else thinks Indy can live w/o Manning, live without food. --The Lions. The Lions. The Lions. So far, they ain't lyin'. --Don't get excited, Philgulls. It was only the Rams. --Gotta give Grossman credit. He outplayed Eli--the self-proclaimed Top 5 QB in the NFL. --Minnesota is...
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Sanchez gives in the spirit of the day...and manages to keep his shirt on. http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Mark-Sanchez-raises-funds-for-families-of-9-11-v;_ylt=ArnItfOHXxsiuV4vWhPfaCdDubYF?urn=nfl-wp6854
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    Greenpeace

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    Nina Mercedez or Briana Banks ?

    Nina: Miss Nude Universe 2003. Budweiser swimsuit model. Tejano calendar model. FAME Best Body Award. This isn't a fair fight.
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