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  1. maildude

    BEST orgasm scene you've EVER witnessed in Porn?.. here's mine

    How the hellco can you tell if it's real??
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    Simspons canceled?

    The final episode should have Matt Groening waking up on The Tracey Ullman Show.
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    How patriotic are you?

    I'm from Michigan. My country has forgotten me.:******:
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    Would you fuck Kim Cattrall from Sex and the City?

    At my age, it's pretty cool to be with a woman who's willing to do all the work. Even with one who's older than me.
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    Does .9999....repeating = 1?

    .999999999...damn. It hasn't grown an inch...:facepalm:
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    Don't fuck with this dog.

    I wonder if that's Joe Piscopo's dog.
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    Terra Nova

    Re: terra nova Yeah...but did they ever get those harnesses off the ****? And where the hell was Coach Yoast when the team needed him??
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    ESPN Drops Hank Williams Jr. Over Obama Remarks

    I hear Williams' contract was picked up by Fox.
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    Favorite profanity!!

    You fuck my ******!--Borat
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    Chevy Volt a sales flop

    I'm gonna buy an electric car just because Cupcake told me not to. And then I'm gonna drive it over his cat. :ak47::orangecat:
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    STD winning??????:surprise:
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    Roseanne Barr: ****** Bankers...

    I bet she likes cupcakes, though.:stir:
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    Roseanne Barr: ****** Bankers...

    Yes you did. Much appreciated. You don't have a thing for Roseanne, do you?:lovecoupl
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    Roseanne Barr: ****** Bankers...

    Yes. And yer gramma too.
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    What Would Happen if You Nuked a Volcano?

    Sure it is. Michele Bachmann wants to use neutron bombs to get the immigrants out of her neighborhood.
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    Roseanne Barr: ****** Bankers...

    The fact that you're quoting Roseanne Barr as a bulwark for your Conservative viewpoints is sad indeed.
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    What Would Happen if You Nuked a Volcano?

    We'll find out soon enough if the Republicans continue to get elected.
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    Obama Fried Chicken

    Now, China is right where I go to get all my legitimate counter-political commentary.
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    Bill Maher Wants To Celebrate Dick Cheney's Death

    Good thing Maher's just a political comedian, huh?:2 cents:
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    Crass White House moments with the present First Lady

    You're soooo right! I take one look at her wardrobe, and I just scareeeeam "puleaassee!" Goodness!
  21. maildude

    ******** alone

    Does God count as a friend?
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Today's spambot post from another board: Last Time i watched Shark Night. This movie related to Horror Genre. I think this is the best hit of this year. In this movie, 4-5 friends go to a ireland for finding something. But they meet with a Shark. Oh...and RKO is a douchebag.
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    2011/2012 NCAA Football Thread

    --Skov is out for the season at the ILB position for the Cardinal. I like the team a lot, but we'll see what kind of impact this has on the pass rush. --Jesus, Wisconsin is tough. Five games: Scored: 242. Allowed: 51. And they're serious. Coach Bielema went on vacation with his former assistant...
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    What song, brings you "home"?

    nVxnNNGjubg AK9zKafP-TA
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    NFL '11 Season Thread

    Detroit @ Dallas Tennessee @ Cleveland Buffalo @ Cincinnati San Francisco @ Philadelphia Minnesota @ Kansas City Washington @ St Louis New Orleans @ Jacksonville Carolina @ Chicago Pittsburgh @ Houston Atlanta @ Seattle New York Giants @ Arizona Denver @ Green Bay Miami @ San Diego New England @...
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    The 2011 MLB Thread

    Not if you're a Yanker. Now youse guys don't hafta face Verlander twice.:clap:
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    First Nic Cage is accused of being a vampire. Now John travolta lived in the 1860s

    Re: First Nic Cage is accused of being a vampire. Now John travolta lived in the 1860 The Nic Cage one looks photoshopped. But that's silly. Everyone knows photoshop wasn't discovered until 1899.
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    2011/2012 NCAA Football Thread

    I have to hand it to the Buckeyes' D. But the O-line was a fraggin' joke. Dantonio coached us well. Nine sacks is a helluva deal.
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    Most bad ass starship

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    Shatner to sing Sabbath??

    Is that the bloke from Star Wars?--Ozzy
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    Ww3

    Maybe by the time you get to around 1000 posts you can be a master-baiter.
  32. maildude

    Which ********* do you think has the biggest clit???

    I was gonna say "Chyna" but I see somebody else already did. So I'll say "Chyna."
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    Farmer throws scantily clad Rihanna off his land

    I would have let Chris Brown pull her hair and mess up her make-up...the harlot!! :noway:
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    Ww3

    Nope. They invaded Manchuria and SE Asia. THEN were blockaded by the U.S. Navy.
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    who are your favorite Muppets?

    Albert Einstein
  36. maildude

    Let's Deal With It Nonviolently Now.

    He might be rotund. He might be hypocritical. He might be a rabble-rouser. But he has a lot of company. And we're all posting on a porn board.
  37. maildude

    Haiku contest: win free passes to clubgreeneyed

    Nice butt. But, too bad That one song by Sugarloaf Didn't mention it.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    DsACDFsUUNM
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    2011/2012 NCAA Football Thread

    More, more, more...:facepalm: http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news;_ylt=Aq._0FjMdBYXx0JQsG9u7FE5nYcB?slug=ys-robinson_former_vols_aide_paid_seastrunk_airfare_092611
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    2011/2012 NCAA Football Thread

    LSU leapfrogs Okie. My thoughts? Deserved. Discuss....
  41. maildude

    The Internet Is Good For Only One Reason

    :ak47:Die, Thread!! Die!!!!!!!:ak47:
  42. maildude

    Biggest U.S. Presidential Scandal?

    Kennedy and Monroe. Kennedy and Dickinson. Kennedy and Novak. Kennedy and Arvad. Kennedy and Campbell. Kennedy and Fahnestock. Kennedy and
  43. maildude

    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! Colt McCoy overthrowing wide open receivers.
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    Scarface is going to be redone.

    More a sideways story about Al Capone. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0023427/
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    mteunissen... The shady guy at FreeOnes

    All I see are a chick, Lesko and Jeff Goldblum. :dunno:
  46. maildude

    The Hitler.....I mean History Channel.

    I can't decide for a replacement for Hitler between Pol Pot and Mr. Rogers.:dunno:
  47. maildude

    ***** gifs

    Cash should be thanking God every day, the lucky fuck.
  48. maildude

    NFL '11 Season Thread

    That goes double for Tampa Bay, Miami, Jacksonville, and the Everglades.:booty:
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    How did *** Wee Herman Pay his bills?

    Did he ever get his bike back from Erik Estrada?
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    Obama Administration Set to Ban Asthma Inhalers

    Dammit. If I can't get my hairdo right, you can't breathe, bitches!!:hairpull:
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