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Tetris was uber. Uhm, I was under the impression that the Ancient Greeks invented the jet engine in the form of a machine which sprayed a water jet upon a globe to rotate it and that the first aeronautical application was the German Me262? Of course it was known as Aeroplop; it was the '90s...

Do it! - Going into the red has never been so much fun...

TQVCvPtKTnE Damn, after everyone but the rich sacrificed so much to austerity with the goal of keeping said rating too. Still, we can at least take solace in that the rich have benefitted immensely from austerity.

I don't remember one. I obviously didn't see it. Link, please?

I'm not in any school. But what I'm learning still beats the lies that Capitalism teaches. Thanks for all your tax money btw! I saw my French ****** not so long ago for a nice Eid party (obviously, being British I don't get your benefit money, but he does because he doesn't work) and we had a...

Imma re-open this thread because LirkingFucktard in his infinite (lack of) wisdom decided to criticise me being sam's opposite number and opening a new thread per subject on my side of the political spectrum (ran out of time to do that, anyway). Henceforth, this shall be the thread for my...

You now that's British, right? Or was that the point of your post? You have a point about the ETO of WW2, but I'm sick of hearing yanks act like they won it single handed. Point still stands tho; Napolean failed against Russia and the Japs only succeeded because it was primarily a naval war...

Wow! You're so insightful and awesome! Yay!

You're awesome! Lets be friends!

Hahaha you're so funny! I love you! I've sent you a friend request, please accept!

http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=esHVFxS0F8YC&printsec=frontcover&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false

Or you could use hers...

Maybe. If you pray for the ***** to be the second cumming of Jesus, maybe not. If you've thought about a pornstar within 12 hours of making the baby, definately yes.

Me too. Or maybe she knows there is nothing she could say to me that would offend me and not result in me wanking :dunno:

Don't tell the government; I like my benefits.

Call me. I still think of you. My 1st time was awful. I remember just thrusting away thinking :wtf: I like to think that those I deflowered had a better experience than me.

No; popcorn irritates vajayjay.

No; I much prefer to be nude in public.

In fairness there is a huge amount of debate in politics, particularily so on this forum. :thumbsup: I didn't realise I was famous at all, so thank you, for that. :thumbsup: It appears to me that the only two people to have so far responded correctly to this thread are left leaning... :D

Probably released in response to the resultant sales drop off after you purchased your Glock.

You're correct. So when will we see employers understanding the same and paying a reasonable rate? What about all the times employees have played fuckabout with workers paychecks? No. Did I ask you to? No. Does monopoly mean good things? No. Why do you have to put up the cost if you can...

I'm too proud to watch it.

Been? I lived in Moscow and visited Petersburg. Like the West stole tetris? What makes you think that the Russian's aren't paying for that image? You do know that Western companies sell the same products much cheaper abroad, right? Charge what the market will bear and fuck the poor, it's the...

I agree 100% with this. If this analogy is meant to be illustrative of Africa, then why don't we just look at Africa instead for greater accuracy? The way I see it is this; Western governments give African governments aid money. African governments then misuse that aid money (Governments...

They should abort abortionists.

I love that nobody has yet made the obious answer: "Ask the Iraqis." If you call me a freaky bastard again I'll *****-feed you toothpastes and laxatives 'til you **** on my toothbrush, then brush my teeth. I don't know if there were WMDs in Iraq at that point, but according to Hans Blix's book...

I wonder... is there a place in the world where I can get paid to feel and look inside other men's anal passages? Oh thank you Lord! Oh manna from heaven, my prayers have been answered! :bowdown:

Nice effort, but those idiots don't listen to reason. Your sig is so awesome that this is the 2nd time I have ever commented on how awesome a sig is. Good taste :thumbsup: ...to which I'm sure the reply will be: Mai ouis moussieure, Jai suis un homme Francais!

I'd like to see the husband who thinks he can deny his pregnant wife anything, sex or otherwise.

My ******** buddy. My wife has probably forgotten that I even exist.

Unexpected You know what? You're right. Bet you wish I'd say that in some other threads :tongue: Getting hit in the eye. It was an accident. I couldn't hit the person because she's a friend of mine. Somehow she ended up with a dildo at her sisters birthday outing (where we were) and she blew...

Go team poltergeist!

Very well; bring it.

You'd think people would listen to a soldier; after all, surely the soldier knows military situations best?

cunt

Out ******** with old friends. Got pissed off and knocked ***** out of somebodies hand. Why? Because I got hit in the eye with a dildo. Wife says I was unreasonable. I feel that it's thoroughly reasonable to get pissed off after being hit in the eye with a dildo. I put it to you, "people" of FO...

If you mean Clinton, then he did use F15Es to strike Iraqi WMD facilities.

How much am I charged per post in this thread?

Slowly declining? I thought it was dropping faster than a politician's approval rate?

Insightful. POTW?

Normally I **** pop music videos, but this is fucking epic. Bitches, 6_BGKyAKigs

Used sanitary towels and scabs snatched from ***'s knees. I'm no longer allowed within 50ft of the local school.

I know. Note that it retains the notoriously reliable and low cost design of the AKM. I was under the impression that Israel's version ("Galil", I think?) was the best? Yes, but not as an assault rifle, the role it was originally meant to fill. The M14 is a formiddable battle rifle and recent...

We should cut aid, but we won't; for as long as the corrupt leaders continue to rack up debts, we can keep getting payments. If we got all the money owed back, then we'd miss future payments. better for us to keep the whole country in debt. Who cares if they're dirt poor? Anglophile? Well, I...

Re: Samantha Anderson / Samantha 38G Yeah, I'm sure you bed better looking girls all the time. brah.

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx I remember Aussie Sheila talk... How about I take you out for a meal? A little ****, a lil pash... ...wear some nice daks, yeah? ;)

I'm an Englishman and i've falled ****** during sex. It was with an Englishwoman. Englishwomen are undoubtedly the reason nearly 50% of Englishmen have fallen ****** during sex.

Nerd/10

Can we have throatsex yet or what?

Rumour has it they got a Muslim into the presidency. but there's no evidence to support this.