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  1. vodkazvictim

    Penis!

    Good for you. Ever hiked in meine liebe Schweize?
  2. vodkazvictim

    Someone has a video of that image?

    I have the vid. You aint getting it.
  3. vodkazvictim

    What porn star would you rather have sex with?

    Re: What fat porn star would you rather have sex with? You suck big time? Pics or GTFO! That's no way to speak to your *******, boy.
  4. vodkazvictim

    OCSM's What would you be doing if you weren't in porn?

    DIBS! Very Aussie shiela answere here. That said, there is one thing I love about her: Nothing. Harsh man, that's well harsh. I can give ya the ****. Won't hang around to raise 'em tho. :D
  5. vodkazvictim

    Whats your ring tone

    I don't know; nobody ever rings me. :******:
  6. vodkazvictim

    Penis!

    We both know that no matter what I do, I only ever end up making fun of myself. Incidently, "This is girl, you like, girl?" is kind of a classic quote among me and friends, stop thinking that the board choose *deleted name* over you. You know we wuv you. You dirty German perv! I'm gonna make...
  7. vodkazvictim

    Handjob caught on Google Streetview

    No mummy no! :******: I always knew you loved bro more...
  8. vodkazvictim

    Penis!

    This is girl. You like, girl?
  9. vodkazvictim

    Make **** Up ABout a Place You've Never Been

    If this thread permitted me to confirm this, I would do so.
  10. vodkazvictim

    Hugo Chavez Dead?

    Not only that, but right wing papers routinely got away with calling for his assasination. You won't see that in the enlightened and free capitalist western world.
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    Russians with DHS Eagle uniforms

    Smeshno, Ochenb Smeshno.
  12. vodkazvictim

    10 ities with the most frustrated motorsists

    All american; OP's list is horseshit. Most frustrating city to be a motorist? Athens. Toughest city to be a motorist? Delhi. Scariest city to be a mororist? Moscow.
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    North Korea goes full on stupid and cancels non-aggression pact with the South

    NK doesn't stand a chance. I have a sneaking suspicion that china is letting NK run riot as a test to see if the 'states will put their foot down.
  14. vodkazvictim

    Drone in New York

    There were plans for Global hawk to file it's own flight plans. Given the proven "reliability" of drones, americans have the most to fear regarding their taxes. Blueballs sucks donkey cock.
  15. vodkazvictim

    Distinguished Warfare Medal Honoring Drone Pilots Faces Bipartisan Backlash

    You're out of your mind. Get back to us in 5 minutes.
  16. vodkazvictim

    Communism

    I like you. I love the way you type "known communists" as though this is somehow comparable to "known terrorist". You sure you're thinking for yourself yet? Capitalism retreats into crony capitalism every time. Crony capitalism = Socialism for the rich, btw. There's nothing about the current...
  17. vodkazvictim

    Communism

    Ants, Waspes, Wolves, People, many other social organisms? Or to put it another way; if mankind were so singularily egotistical as capitalism suggests, how come humanity is a social ****** that doesn't achieve supremacy individually in comparison to other organisms, but via group?
  18. vodkazvictim

    The American *****

    The american ***** is just that; a *****.
  19. vodkazvictim

    I Like This Headline...

    Advocating private security? Well, Britain already tried that while hosting the olympics. They hired G4S; an internationally used security company. G4S performed so poorly that Britain had to get the army to do the job. Check it out. Or don't. It's your education, not min...
  20. vodkazvictim

    What porn star would you rather have sex with?

    Re: What fat porn star would you rather have sex with? :kiss: :brutalanalsex: :imeanttodothat:
  21. vodkazvictim

    The picture you've all been waiting for me to post.

    Been there... Greece that is. :angels:
  22. vodkazvictim

    If you went on a blind date, who would you most want to show up as your date?

    Squallumz. He'd **** ***** after I was done with him.
  23. vodkazvictim

    Pornstar Sisters in the Same Scene Together / Pornstar Sisters... ******????

    Re: Pornstar Sisters... ******???? Ya know, that's something that's always made me wonder; I used to have one of a pair of identical twins as a fuckbuddy. We were seeing each other 3 times a week for 2 years. She said I was the first guy she had an orgasm with the guy on top. Says I taught her...
  24. vodkazvictim

    *********** That Look Like The Predator

    Finally, DV does something I like. **** as a reward for you, my young padouwan.
  25. vodkazvictim

    Dear Sabrina Deep,

    Me.
  26. vodkazvictim

    is that Justin Bieber?

    How to identify Justin Bieber: Does the subject have a tattoo around their chocolate starfish reading "*****'s Victim was here"? If yes, subject is Justin Bieber.
  27. vodkazvictim

    How to tell if your junk is too small...once and for all

    I could fit mine in 4 times, if only it didn't get soggy and fall apart.
  28. vodkazvictim

    Happy St. Patty's Day All!!

    Muck the Ficks.
  29. vodkazvictim

    What porn star would you rather have sex with?

    Re: What fat porn star would you rather have sex with? Carmella Bing all the way. In fact, a fat shemale all the way. In fact, a fat ***** guy with B.O. all the way.
  30. vodkazvictim

    Has anyone ever called a pornstar on the phone?

    Call them? Yes, but I always hang up when they answer and spend the day ******. Video them on the toilet? Yes. Constantly. Briana Lee, I'd appreciate it if you could **** louder.
  31. vodkazvictim

    Tales from the Cute Side

    I approve this thread. That's all you need to know.
  32. vodkazvictim

    Penis!

    PENIS! Penis? Penis. :yummie:
  33. vodkazvictim

    Pornstars Without Makeup

    Re: pornstars without makeup Don't hold back, tell him how you really feel.
  34. vodkazvictim

    Dead? No. Just ****** out. Don't light a match. :D

    Dead? No. Just ****** out. Don't light a match. :D
  35. vodkazvictim

    I really, REALLY love this avatar.

    Sure; I'll become a Democrat leader by advocating gay marriage and you become a Republican leader by opposing it. Upon achieving power the victor will support his opposite number. Deal?
  36. vodkazvictim

    A fate worse than death

    You'll really regret viewing this one. http://www.bbwtiffany.com/huntgp/bigbellydropsonhisface_7.jpg
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    Go on.

    You know you want to. http://squirtporn.us/thehun/farting/myeshia/hun.html
  38. vodkazvictim

    Eat anything weird lately?

    We call it a love/**** thing for a reason. I'm only 25% British. Not that there's such a thing as a pure British person.
  39. vodkazvictim

    I really, REALLY love this avatar.

    It is. I'm gonna do this one out of character thing: Thank you for your honesty.
  40. vodkazvictim

    Could Extend Your Life by 10, 20 or 30 Years

    You really, REALLY like him, don't you?
  41. vodkazvictim

    I really, REALLY love this avatar.

    It was unusually good, for him. You gonna adopt my avatar too? :tongue:
  42. vodkazvictim

    Fashion

    https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/544436_10200328022816994_2077217270_n.jpg
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    Crunching numbers

    Best. Pictar. EVER! https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/542853_383810755059507_338901648_n.jpg https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/733839_451379071597251_2092186043_n.jpg...
  44. vodkazvictim

    News you may have missed

    https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/542784_166829126802964_1934346672_n.jpg How unlike the Tories to ****** the needy and most vulnerable while suppporting the rich and powerful. Ulysses didn't predict this :sarcasm:
  45. vodkazvictim

    Crunching numbers

    https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/733879_355653301209928_84398811_n.jpg https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=166829126802964&set=a.143944639091413.32888.143934859092391&type=1&ref=nf
  46. vodkazvictim

    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    Seriously? AWESOME! 9/10 Girl knows how to display her asset.
  47. vodkazvictim

    I really, REALLY love this avatar.

    What do you think?
  48. vodkazvictim

    UNDEBATABLE FACTS about sex during pregnancy

    But mummy-complex-
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