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She doesn't look amused.

Veronika is smoking hot.

Re: Wifey Pics Damn, Wifey has great tits. I wish I could see her using that huge dildo. Hot!

Great post, awesome videos.:thumbsup:

I dig her look too. She has the kind of legs I like (feet on the bottom and pussy on the top). :D

I love full metal jacket for the basic training scenes. The Gunnery Sgt. had some great lines in that movie.

Not very impressive. She was hot for a while but not much to look at now.

Damn, if that dude wanted to haul ass, it would take him two trips.

I made a "fifi" (pronounced fee fee) when I was a ***. Learned about it from some movie about guys in prison. You take a plastic bag (I used a small bathroom sized garbage bag) rolled a small towel around the bottom of it, stuck in in a long tube sock and rolled the rest of the bag over the...

Damn, that didn't help me with my post count at all.

I didn't know there was a limit on the number of pics you could post in a thread. That makes sense. Carry on.

But then, again, maybe he's just trying to run up his post count.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

I'm with you.

Mmm, that's nice, I'd be following her around the store.

Because, of course, the police in Flint have nothing better to do, having solved all the crime there.

That's funny. That would be a good gag for my computer if I ever listened to music.

Gross!

There's nothing wrong with being a chubby-chaser. It's all good. I'm an ass man, myself, but I like big tits too. I don't mind a big ass, but I prefer somewhat of an hourglass shape, with big cans, smaller waist, big hips and ass. I like younger, athletic, tanned big girls more than the...

And I thought trying to see if I could suck my own dick was gay . . . Jeesh

Re: Who made you cum today? Wifey

I've done it to my wife a few times, she knows I like to wait to the last minute and then let her know I'm going to cum so I don't cum in her mouth. I've waited to long and she got the full ***** of the first jet of cum, and wasn't very happy.

That's what I'm talkin' about!

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down.

That is a nice ass

I'm not saying the low scores suck, there's nothing better than a 1-0 baseball or hockey game, shut-outs are great in all sports. What sucks is the clock showing zero and the play continuing until someone blows a whistle. Why not stop the clock when there's an injury and start it up again when...

That's an awesome picture

Soccer sucks because they don't have a reliable timing/clock system like popular sports where the spectator knows the game is about to end so they're looking at the clock and at the field and at the clock, hoping desperately that their team will do something awesome to win or do something heroic...

The best way to lose the gut is to lose fat. A low-carb, high protein diet and exercise is the best way I've found to do that. Here's an easier way to turn a **** belly into a six-pack: http://img186.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=03327_sixpack_122_206lo.JPG

I wish I knew the secret to big strong loads. When I was a sperm-donor in college (best job I ever had) I got jipped a few times because my volume wasn't good enough. You good only give about once a week and I couldn't lay-off jerking off or fucking long enough to build up, and they had the...

I love Megan's eyes, but I went with Odette.

Doesn't Paris Hilton talk on her celly when she's getting railed in her sex tape?

Re: ****** OF GOD! Most Ballsy Gutsy Crazy And Mind Blowin' Thing I've Ever Seen! OMF Thanks for the heads up, y'all. I watched 7 minutes of porn instead.

Nice set of titties, I bet I could teach HER a thing or two though.

That's why I try not to pay a prostitute.

Is that some nip on the left?

Nicely done, Sir.

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands, now they're just called the Islands.

That's a good idea, I think I'll make myself a loin-cloth like that for the next time I go out to the beach.

If she did that to make her asshole seem tighter, I'd **** to see what her pussy looks like.

I'd still fuck her like she stole something from me . . . but, then again, that goes without saying because she has a pussy and a pulse . . .

This guy needs to buy a vowel: http://img171.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=97593_buyavowel_122_702lo.JPG

Tomorrow never knows: http://img240.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=97450_Tomorrow_122_400lo.JPG

Stong sentiment, weak spelling: http://img156.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=97176_Oops_122_726lo.JPG

This one was wrong, but they corrected it: http://img220.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=96942_Tattooo_122_393lo.jpg

Here's one where come is mis-spelled: http://img260.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=96834_Cum_Tattoo_123_24lo.jpg

I've been to thousands of hardware stores, why didn't I think of that?

Nice, a nip-slip, I like it

That's not an ass, that's lunch!

Lol