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What a pin-head.

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She still makes me happy. :D http://galleries3.petiteteenager.com/4/alisatheelfkisslol/

Jennifer looks so hot taking that big dong. Great post!

Dye it? What color shows up best?

If you're going to do something, at least do it well (and Belladona does it OH SO WELL). :D

There's got to be a Uranus joke there somewhere, but I got nothing.

She was sexy in Black Snake Moan.

Awesome spam, thanks :mad:

I think it should be legalized, well regulated, and highly taxed. We could put a lot of people to work, get some tax money into the coffers, and have more happy people running around.

I've only given neg rep to some douche nozzle who neg rep'd me because he disagreed with my tongue-in-cheek comment about cheating. (right before he sent me a message calling me a jackass). I've been given neg rep three times, once by the douche above, once for not being liberal enough in my...

Doctor's got greedy when the lawyers got greedy and raised the costs of everything to be able to commit medical malpractice and still turn a profit. Tort reform in many states limited doctor's medical malpractice liability and made it harder and harder to sue doctors for fucking up, but medical...

I like chicks with hot asses, I guess I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Maybe he should have let that talentless turd start at quarterback afterall, huh?

She's sexy.

I've never really watched much of the show. Everytime I've seen Kate she seems pissed off about something. She seems like a real bitch and probably is a cold fish in the sack, but I'd still love to fuck her. She looks sexy to me for some reason.

I would wreck that chick!

I would opt for an amazing ass. I agree with Nikki Nova (who is HOT by the way - amazing ass AND amazing rack) You can always augment your breasts, but a great ass is hard to buy. Usually, a girl with a great ass also has great legs and a decent body, whereas, a gal with huge tits may also...

FORMERLY obese? That dude is so fat his shadow has stretch marks. If he wanted to haul ass, it would take him two trips. His *****-type is Ragu. He has more chins than a Chinese phone book. When he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house, etc . . .

Great minds think alike?

Damn, he's rolling 13s on that bitch?

Somebody get her a sandwich.

I'm just glad they didn't make an anatomically correct king.

I wouldn't mind taking a few sniffs myself . . .

Are the knee pads for what happens after the bike ride?

More like 15 minutes of lame.

What a nice rack!

Holy ****, those are huge! Are they 38s or 44s?

That pole is having all the fun. What a great ass!

That's a stupid idea for an ID or driver's license, but it would be cool to have a "see, I can pull some hot ass" card, so people know how you roll.

I guess if she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and suck a golf ball through a garden hose, she can suck the corn off the cobb.

Wrecked him? It damn near ****** him!

J-Cracka in da house, ya'll!

Alright FEZ! Get some, playa!

At least he can go try to buy the seat, if it's his, he can beat the **** out of the dude.

I could take one off her hands . . . we're talking about the ****, right?

I'm not sure, but if it was a dodecahedron, we'd be seeing some nip.

What? The dude couldn't scare up a unicycle? Lame!

Those naughty, naughtly little vixens.

Taking a deuce never looked so good.

I'm not a big fan of the fish-hook thing.

Re-damn-diculous. I like how he's throwing a world-class tantrum until someone (I'm thinking his ***) tells him to shut-up and he stops on a dime. What a douche.

My name might mean "walleye" in Japanese.

Came to read the worm, rod, and *** jokes, and was not disappointed.

Disgusting picture, luckily I didn't have to resort to eye-bleach because of Zaxxon's hot signature pix.

Is that Belladonna?

Very cute and sexy.

Ha ha, that's funny. I'm going to crack up whenever I hear about Obama's approval ratings from now on, because I'll remember this picture.

I'm not all up on ****** husbandry, but that's close enough to a cock for the joke to work. Well done!

She is sooo fake, fake hair, nails, lips, eyebrows, and titties . . . but I'd still fuck her like she stole something from me.