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  1. Tittyman5000

    I need assistance from all of you.

    Watch Busty Cops 2 :nono:
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    Russian scientists drilling in Antarctic to find buried lake before date of no return

    Re: Russian scientists drilling in Antarctic to find buried lake before date of no re I was just reading about the ****'s trying to find a way into Antarctica, they believed Earth to be hollow and were looking for a way inside :rofl2: QFmdpgdVYcE
  3. Tittyman5000

    I bought a ****** today!

    Well depends on if I'm making a dry **** or an almost brandy ****, I usually check with a hydrometer and the oldest batch I have from 2001 was tested at 28% *******, but remember homemade **** varies alot, my grandma ****** me down the recipe from her great grandmother and it works with almost...
  4. Tittyman5000

    Would you masturbate to a woman who didn't do porn?

    Of course, as long as she is a sexy woman. Has to be pretty though if you can't see her naughty parts but who hasn't whacked it to a Actress, Model or Singer? :dunno:
  5. Tittyman5000

    Have you fucked a woman?

    I've probly fucked more women than you've eaten hamburgers, I have pix to prove it too :thefinger:
  6. Tittyman5000

    What constitutes consent?

    A signed document with seal of approval, notarized with certificate of authenticity directly by satan himself. If not that a simple yes will suffice :D
  7. Tittyman5000

    Which pornstar would you like facesitting on you?

    Sandy Summers :yesyes:
  8. Tittyman5000

    Have you fucked a woman?

    I have, am I the only one? WTF? Call me a man whore cuz I'm counting triple digits! POLO
  9. Tittyman5000

    The Official Thread of Danni Gee

    looking good Danni Gee :drool2: I remember when I had a myspace like 4 years ago you were the nicest sweetest person and I always thought you were absolutely gorgeous, just want to say Hi :wave: nice to see you here on Freeones :thumbsup: Always a Fan, Tittyman :D
  10. Tittyman5000

    Hottest Pic on Your Hard Drive!

    Here's a few of my Hottest -
  11. Tittyman5000

    Kayenne from Myfreecams

    I do, there's alot of em out there :yesyes:
  12. Tittyman5000

    I bought a ****** today!

    One time I had a batch of homemade purple plum **** turn after bottling, I had sanitized everything properly, bottles were new and filtered the **** to perfection. I don't know what happen maybe temperature or some unseen bacteria off a plum but each bottle had one of these fleshy type jelly...
  13. Tittyman5000

    2/10 would not bang.

    This is ridiculous! :rofl2: "comic book guyeske quotes" :facepalm:
  14. Tittyman5000

    Other geek porn stars??

    There's one on here all the time, I think he goes by PapaGMT :D
  15. Tittyman5000

    give me something new

    Sandy Summers - Jelena Jensen - Tiffany Ryan - Kelly Andrews - Rosie Jones - Rhian Sugden - Kayliegh Pearson - Brianna Jordan :thumbsup:
  16. Tittyman5000

    So, Did You Like Madonna's Halftime Show?

    Ehh it was ok, nothing special. Obviosly lip sang or had a back track playing along but I expected more filth :dunno: What Gives?
  17. Tittyman5000

    Dreams You Remember After Waking Up

    I usually remember my dreams when Im working the next day well sometimes but last night I had a ***** that I was having sex with this fine ass 18 year old, it felt so real like I could smell her, feel her, everything! The detail was so intense I swear it was like real as it gets, I could even...
  18. Tittyman5000

    What are you eating right . . . NOW ?!

    Fish from Long Johns Sliver's with Caviar & Beelines & Miller lite
  19. Tittyman5000

    perfect brunette dancing naked on webcam (GIF)

    Wow veddy nice! Wish I knew :dunno:
  20. Tittyman5000

    Best hangover cure?

    I'd also have to say ***** another, If Im real hungover I just slam a few more & tada it goes away thing is you end up ***** again, but here's one that takes my hangover away SEX, Raw Aggressive sweaty muthafukin SEX! really it works :yesyes: Also Ive drank a alka seltzter in a gatorade once...
  21. Tittyman5000

    Is Adele hot?

    Would you choose Adele over Miley Cyrus??? huh :dunno:
  22. Tittyman5000

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Actual pic that made you cum today Sandy Summers mmmm :drool2: :rubbel:
  23. Tittyman5000

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Chocolate milk, with the bunny on it, yep the goot ****!
  24. Tittyman5000

    Is Adele hot?

    Sorry but umm, NO definitely Not Hot :pukey:
  25. Tittyman5000

    Lunas Cam

    Anything new?
  26. Tittyman5000

    "Women And ******** First"

    Yes throw the ******** out first and use the women as sheilds, or in this case tie their bodies together and make a raft :D
  27. Tittyman5000

    [SOLVED] Famous blonde online girl, who?

    I've seen that video a couple of times too, I think I recall her being Russian :dunno:
  28. Tittyman5000

    How in the freaking world did he didnt get hurt???????

    I think he did but he didn't feel it till after, unless he is an *****
  29. Tittyman5000

    What are you watching right now?

    watching a tv show called Jail, fuckin cops are dicks
  30. Tittyman5000

    What is going on up in herrrrrrre!

    Congratulations on getting your car Ashleigh! :clap: We missed you! Now may we please have some nekkid pix, pwetty pwease? :kiss:
  31. Tittyman5000

    Hi Alisha, Looking good Babe! :drool2:

    Hi Alisha, Looking good Babe! :drool2:
  32. Tittyman5000

    Official checked Star Member thread

    Welcome aboard ladies, Tittyman is here to do your bidding! Wink Wink
  33. Tittyman5000

    FREE 1 Month ACCESS! Don't miss it!

    I'll toss my hat in this game :D I guess #74
  34. Tittyman5000

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Lareyna Lazakov :drool2:
  35. Tittyman5000

    something new (to my knowledge)

    I got fresh GF pubes 3 bucks a pop, I hear there going for five at the pube fair in Fort Collins http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/152572/the-fort-collins-pube-fair
  36. Tittyman5000

    Being Single on Valentines Day

    Well if I was single I guess ***** a **** and look at porn, well I do it anyways still but maybe more in excess :yesyes:
  37. Tittyman5000

    Who here believes in ghosts?

    One time I was on the internet surfing the web, just average porn sites pix of babes stripping and showing Titty's ya know just same ol same ol and all of a sudden this Ghost Bitch pops up on the lower right side of the screen! Holy fuck man that was weird, she's all like, " Hi, I'm Samantha"...
  38. Tittyman5000

    something new (to my knowledge)

    I'll trade you my mint condition George Herman Ruth ( Boston ) Baseball card for Denise Milani's Panties :D
  39. Tittyman5000

    Any Girls Gone Wild girls gone hardcore after?

    Yes, Ashley Dupre & Kacey Jordan :rubbel:
  40. Tittyman5000

    Best deal ever!

    But does it come with a nut warmer or ball cozy? :dunno:
  41. Tittyman5000

    Buying a hose.

    I got hoes in different area codes :D CJsuw6DOC80
  42. Tittyman5000

    So I woke up completely fucked this morning.........

    Last year I had two herniated disks in my lower spine, was kind of like you said I went to ***** with a little soarness but when I woke I was in the worst pain ever. It was 4 in the morning and unbearable pain shooting down my leg, turns out the herniated disks were pushing on my Sciatic nerve...
  43. Tittyman5000

    Stop it!

    I admit to liking large breasts fake or real, but the whole butt ********* thing is ridiculous! & The duck lip crap too, bitches B going crazy!
  44. Tittyman5000

    The ******

    True Story Bro! I have some pix but no consent to release :nono:
  45. Tittyman5000

    Breast milk cheese? Have you seen this?

    Mmm I only ***** the finest of breastmilks :D It better B 100% Cambodian :D
  46. Tittyman5000

    U.S. seems to have largely escaped winter

    A licky boom boom down! No snow here in the south west either, usually get alot being in the rockies but damn heat mizer made a deal with ****** nature
  47. Tittyman5000

    Most of you in here consider me to be an old man. That's understandable.

    I believe he is right :yesyes: Ron Paul 2012
  48. Tittyman5000

    The ******

    I had this ex GF about 6 years ago who had a younger ****** and she was like just turned 18 man was she supeyrb! She was a frisky lil one, always teasing like flashing her tits and one time even her ass, I saw a hint of snatch as she bent over to moon me! Lil bitch, I wanted to **** her but knew...
  49. Tittyman5000

    Worst US president of the last 50 years

    Worst - Kelly Clarkson Best - Carrie Underwood Voted for Pia Toscano :facepalm: DmXvCPWbnAw
  50. Tittyman5000

    Buying a *****.

    Dude I got four horses and I have 18 cattle, believe me if you like ****, then buy one, you will fertilizer everywhere! I don't have to mow the grass but when I bring bitches over they have to tip toe over the patties :rofl2:
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