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    Cooking with Baconsalt

    I wish I hadn't seen this..
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    ******* Croc

    Shoes, boots, belts, and purses to match!
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    Thank you.

    Thank you.
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    This is how I want to **** up.

    Ok here's a poll for you.. How many of you saved it to your computer, and set it as your background?.. Be honest.
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    Dirk on the beach

    You're right, she needs to get off the beach quickly for her safety!
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    Dirl lurks at the lake.

    Almost right, Dirk is lurking in her panties..
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    Nothing To See Here

    :sing: There's no escape let me tell you no lie, She's always lookin' with her Penthouse Eyes. :sing:
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    Dirk on the beach

    Me too!!..........with a sledge hammer.
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    What Russel Brand sees first thing in the morning

    It might be her feet if she ****** the wrong direction..
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    Marketing genius!

    I heard you turned him onto the stuff.. lol
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    Vodkaz Christmas pic

    OK since no one else has said it.. *I'd hit it.* :rofl2:
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    Urgent request from Petra

    I thought it was Stan..:1orglaugh
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    Salma Hayek New Looks!!!

    Agreed.:yesyes:
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    Got a bread fetish?

    Fixed.:D
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    DP - the japanese way..

    They should have done Godzilla instead.
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    Got Laid At the Beach Today

    Dirk is hiding in there!! lol
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    Bad Santa

    That's just uncle Dirk again was ******* on cars, cumming on penguins, ******** all of Cutie's ****, smoking unleaded cigarettes, wiping barf off of hookers, and ******** ***** of the innocent for the fourth time this week.. :rofl2:
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    Jingle bells...

    Dirk tried the same thing with his tongue, but he couldn't get the magnets to stick. So he used super glue to weld himself to a barbell.. :rofl2:
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    Osama Has Cable In His Cave

    We did an IP trace.. Turns out it was you.. :rofl2:
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    Say Hello To The Missus

    Ha! I knew that Michael Jackson wasn't dead, he wears dresses smoking crack on police cars!! :rofl2:
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    Women Rights?.....pssh

    No no, he ****** over at Dirk's..:D
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    Deja two...

    I see that Feller uploaded the pics of Dirk at the Halloween party already.. LMAO! j/k
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    MMMMmmmmm... ****...

    Looks like to me that is Fat Bastard's new girlfriend..
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    Party Pants!

    Dirk owns 2 pairs.. lol
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    Man Law Rule #1 Broken

    Put your dick away, and stop ******* on my shoe you dog.. Geesh.. :rofl:
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    Deja who?

    :throwup:
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    I would...

    Lou Ferrigno's ******? :dunno:
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    ID this sexy mature.

    That is Stan's *** before he was born.. :rofl2:
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    Thank you.

    Thank you.
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    Should of ducked

    Instead of ducking, he got a goose..egg.. lol
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    Figure I'd come in and scar most of you and make some of the ladies happy all at once

    Re: Figure I'd come in and scar most of you and make some of the ladies happy all at I like this thread as well.. Tee hee!
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    Meredith Vieira gets horny while hosting Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

    I thought she was *horny old woman* lol :1orglaugh
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    The ***** is NOT with Obi-Wan

    That one is very good.. Makes me think that's what Dirk does when he runs from fights.. LOL j/k
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    Know Your Nerds

    I'm music nerd, and yes I have glasses.. :anonymous
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    Born2Jizz's rigorous skin treatment

    I thought it was dip and potato chips.. :1orglaugh
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    You say, "WTF"

    This always happens to nerds that watch the movie Pick Of Destiny too much.. lol
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    Name fail

    That's better than their grand ******** Gaye Butt. And it's better than this niece Anita Butt.. Don't forget his grandma Alotta Butt.. :1orglaugh
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    One reason to like Halloween..

    I wish I could sing as good.. *sigh*
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    One reason to like Halloween..

    Or laugh at it. HNKZGZcPqDI
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    For rock and wrestling lovers..

    http://www.break.com/movies_nsfw/naked-womens-wrestling.html Enjoy.
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    A simple upgrade could have changed the ending...

    Damn thing would have slipped off anyways when Vader cut Luke's hand off..
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    Convenience!

    Only if your name is Blueballs.. :1orglaugh j/k
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    You say, "WTF"

    Looks like they need penicillin or water.. lol
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    Seriously. how did this ****** not go extinct?

    Now be honest, your really scared of them.. :1orglaugh
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    Public Cavity Search

    That's where she hid her weed.. lol
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    When Cougars Prey

    Either he's packing, or he took a dump.. lol
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    Stating the Obvious

    I say we start implanting embros into their stomach muscles and make them take estrogen and see if they look as cute as Arnold did in Junior.. lol
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    I tend to stick out in a crowd

    That's not Dirk, it's Johnny Rotten when he was 15. lol
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    Cupid fail

    :facepalm:
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    Name fail

    He's too busy being dead. :1orglaugh
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