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    Bad ass badger

    Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!
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    Ah...Valentine's Day

    He'll be lucky if he can eat a ham *sammich* if he makes her swallow.. :1orglaugh
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    HVD Ladies!

    I'll just buy my own chocolates thanks..
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    The little mole who wanted to know

    Dirk did it. :rofl2:
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    Orange Cat and ***** Fighting Over the Apple Sauce

    I thought they was fighting over nasel spray.
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    Lady Gaga finally covers up at the Grammys

    She wants him to leave her alone.. :1orglaugh
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    "Sandwich Bluetooth"

    Wouldn't it be more fun having someone hold it for you? Just saying..
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    Talk to the ass bitch

    The black woman farted in the blonde's face, I wouldn't look too happy either if someone did it to me.
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    vehicle transportation - very well load restraint

    *pats you on the shoulder* I know man it's rough, and they also got Dirk tricycle last week..
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    You're welcome. :)

    You're welcome. :)
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    parenting

    She's pulling him in Stan's invisable wagon.
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    I've been here long enough to remember them. But you can goto any thread and view which ones...

    I've been here long enough to remember them. But you can goto any thread and view which ones you wish to use, then copy and paste it.
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    Environmental solution

    He's been breathing too much CO2, or Helium or something.. lol
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    vehicle transportation - very well load restraint

    Feller's going to be pissed that they repo'ed his car..
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    Juicer

    Dirk, I know you like squeezing every last drop of cum out, but this is extreme.. lol
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    :) lol

    :) lol
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    Roald's dating profile

    Ohhhhh!!!! So that's what Achmed the dead terrorist looked like before died.. :rofl2:
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    Hello, My Baby

    It's totally blank, nothing to click on.
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    I won't tell any part of my name on here. lol Cutie on here works for me.. :tongue:

    I won't tell any part of my name on here. lol Cutie on here works for me.. :tongue:
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    I'm not telling my name on here..

    I'm not telling my name on here..
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    Hello, My Baby

    I can't see anything.
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    What the hell am I looking at?

    Eh I don't see it.
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    I'm The Electric Police Jimi-Man

    This guy is way better.. RVF4yrpyLE8&NR
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    I've been saying this for years

    I think you have need to stop hanging around gay bars.. Hey I know it's fun to lurk and all, but you got to limit where you lurk.. lol
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    Almost sad...

    Oh oh I know Cher's last name.. It's ummm...ugh.. I dunno.. lol
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    Take a guess...

    Oh oh I know where it is, it's in Utah! lol
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    I didn't know that Pooh smoked

    Skyraider should be pissed that you made him wear that.. lol
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    No I don't. I'm not an OSCM.. I am a regular girl. Thanks for thinking I could be a model though.

    No I don't. I'm not an OSCM.. I am a regular girl. Thanks for thinking I could be a model though.
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    Why gym membership for men has shot up

    Fine and dandy there Dirk, but I'll shower with her.. HA! :tongue:
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    Should i say car or ice car?

    You're a lonely man when you can do that.. lol
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    Dirk needs to know. Does His butt look big in this?

    You're right.. You was lurking in there. :rofl:
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    Ahh The sweet smell of success!

    I think he was the drummer for Spinal Tap that ****** on his own *****.. :1orglaugh
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    I'm The Electric Police Jimi-Man

    So can the OSCM's on this site. :rofl2:
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    Shhhhh! Trying to ***!

    The Lone Ranger told him to put his ear to the ground, now his face is sticky..
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    Come to the UK

    No not at all, couldn't find Spinal Tap to come play the song.. :rolleyes:
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    With my wrist you say??

    Knowing Dirk as well as I do, He would have something on his wrist that would be stick and or yucky.. lol Stan on the other hand would use his dick as pic shows he shouldn't do.. LOL
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    You're welcome. No it isn't my real name. :rofl2:

    You're welcome. No it isn't my real name. :rofl2:
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    Hello.

    Hello.
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    Hello.

    Hello.
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    owned

    Now that is funny.
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    Grammar

    Dude you need some help.. I suggest that you don't help your uncle anymore.. :1orglaugh
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    Stan leaves another lasting impression

    Are you sure Blue didn't do it himself??
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    Tell me it's not ****!

    There's no **** in it, They want to see how much Urpy Burpy Cola the *** can chug before burping or floating away..
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    Heard about dickheads, but never heard about dick ass!!!

    I knew I like big dicks, but now I have a different reason. lol
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    Bursting Out

    They aren't Spongebob slippers, they are bananas.. lol
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    Fat Chick

    Chris Farley with hooters?
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    Lucky ***!

    Check out hooters.com she might be on there. LOL!
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    Check Out Those Shades!

    I'm looking in the wrong spot then, all I see is the sky..
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    charity appeal !!!

    The Mayor is a Hi Skool Garaguan. I know he was the Validicktorainan of hiss skool.. LOL
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    Cure for homosexuality

    If I took it, then I couldn't look at, or think of girls.. DAMN!!
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