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    Immoral Girl of the Week - Kacey Jordan's Comeback!

    Kacey has got to be the cutest girl in porn. That's why she's my all time favorite! :thumbsup: Take good care of her Dan!
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    what was your age when you first saw hardcore porn?

    I was 12. I think the magazine was named Club. It was a big titted blonde working out in her yard and some dude ended up fucking her. Amazing I still remember that. lol.
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    Ultimate 90's Euro Techno & Dance Poll

    None. Not a Techno or Dance fan. I wanna rock! :banger:
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    Thanks for the rep! And I'm going to attempt to make a sig one of these days. But, if I don't...

    Thanks for the rep! And I'm going to attempt to make a sig one of these days. But, if I don't I'll keep your offer in mind. :glugglug:
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    Thanks for the rep!

    Thanks for the rep!
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    Thanks for the rep!

    Thanks for the rep!
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    *********** In Playboy...

    I loved seeing Debbie Gibson in Playboy. I had such a crush on her back in the day. And she still looks good.
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    Kristen Bell or Mila Kunis

    Okay guys and girls, I like these polls and I think I've thought of a tough one. Who do you prefer, Kristen Bell or Mila Kunis. I think I'm going with Kristen Bell here. But I absolutely love Mila Kunis too. So hard to choose.
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    Jane Darling or Angel Dark

    Both are very hot, but I prefer Jane Darling.
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    Who is the Sexiest Porn-Star

    Sylvia Saint. She could be a supermodel if she wasn't in porn. Can you imagine her as a Victoria's Secret Angel? One of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.
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    Favorite Position to Watch in a Fuck Scene

    I love girls with tight little asses, so it's doggy for me. Though my second favorite would be missionary with the girls knees pushed back towards her shoulders. Very nice view. Lots of eye contact.
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    Carrie Ann Inaba

    Yeah, I guess she sings okay, but there is nothing like seeing her shake that little ass in a tiny dress! :bowdown: So, I'm going to have to concentrate a little harder on Chelsie's tight little body this season. Gotta support the show, right? :thumbsup:
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    Audrey Bitoni v's Lanny Barbie

    Audrey Bitoni, but it's really close.
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    "Which Pornstar does my Girlfriend look like??"

    I think she's got a bright future in porn! :thumbsup:
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    Avril Lavigne

    She's cute. I wouldn't kick her out of bed. At least not till I'm done. ;) j/k
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    If a pornstar escorts on the side ... how do they escape arrest for prostitution?

    Maybe we should legalize prostitution to help the economy! :thumbsup:
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    Carrie Ann Inaba

    I know. Chelsie Hightower is pretty new. Her first season was last year and she is gorgeous. She might be my new favorite. Also, after I made my post, I did some searching and it appears Julianne Hough isn't on the show this season. She's touring with George Strait. That really sucks.
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    Carrie Ann Inaba

    Hell yeah she's hot! I admit I watch DWTS. The women professionals on there are absolutely amazing and wear very small costumes. If you've never seen the show check out: Julianne Hough Edyta Sliwinska Kym Johnson (cute aussie!) Cheryl Burke Karina Smirnoff Lacey Schwimmer Chelsie Hightower...
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    Calling all 'Interactive Sex' fans - advice needed

    Also, I'm a big fan of Kacey Jordan. And a month or so ago, I emailed her asking if she would ever make a virtual sex dvd. She actually emailed me back and asked me to contact some companies for her. So I did, but never heard from any of them. Anyway, I let Kacey know that I had contacted...
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    Calling all 'Interactive Sex' fans - advice needed

    I have: Virtual Sex with Devon Interactive Sex with Jenna Haze My Plaything: Sylvia Saint My Plaything: Gauge Playing with Kat Playing with Jessi Summers Of those I have, Jenna Haze is the best. And not just because it stars Jenna, it's the most recent. They look to have gotten better...
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    Eating Out Tips

    Ok, I've tried the alphabet method, but singing the alphabet song in my head while I eat her out, totally makes it seem weird. ;)
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    Why did you Join Freeones?

    Also, everybody here seems totally cool. Here's to ya! :glugglug:
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    Why did you Join Freeones?

    Free car giveaway? WTF? I didn't know Oprah ran Freeones. Good for her!!!:glugglug:
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    sony ps3

    I heard about this. And it blows. I still may get one, eventually. But, till I do, I'm fine with my 360.
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    Hot Good Girls You Would Like To See Full Naked

    Oh, and the Hot For Words girl. Marina Orlova. She has amazing breasts! :bowdown:
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    Hot Good Girls You Would Like To See Full Naked

    I need to see Kristen Bell nude!
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    Hot Good Girls You Would Like To See Full Naked

    Abso-fucking-lutely! She is so damn fine!:thumbsup:
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    Hairy pussy pics

    I like a freshly shaven pussy. But I don't mind a little strip or patch, as long as it is nicely trimmed.
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    Porn Stars who say when they are cumming

    Hell yeah, that's hot! And I like the girl to talk dirty to me while we fuck. But when she's about to cum and looks me in the eye and says she's going to cum, I go into another gear. Drives me crazy. And I think Jenna Haze is the best to watch. You can count the number of times she cums...
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    how rare is it to get a handjob or oral sex form a female nurse or doctor?

    No nurse is going to risk her career doing this to a patient. Not a chance. But, it is one of my all time biggest fantasies. And I'm sure it will stay that way. Unless I start dating a nurse and she wears her uniform in the bedroom. :D
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    When watching porn do you...

    I will watch a video from start to finish, but not all at once. Start with the first scene, next time the second scene and so on. But with gonzo, I'll just go to the girl I want to watch. No story needed. :thumbsup:
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    do you have a tattoo?

    No. And I don't like tattoos on women, unless it is a small one. Too many tattoos are a turn off.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Kacey Jordan
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    Milla Jovovich's Nipples

    She's so sexy!
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    Penelope Cruz or Salma Hayek

    Two beautiful ladies, no doubt. But, I prefer Salma Hayek. I love latinas. :thumbsup:
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    I'll **** this guy with my bare hands

    I read about this motherfucker yesterday. Death is too good for him. He should be violently sodomized by the South Park Christmas Critters: http://media.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1111/1111_woodland_critters.jpg
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    Has anyone here had sex with a pornstar ?

    Who were they? Come on dude, we need names! :glugglug:
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    top 3 pornstars Just to Eat her Pussy Which pornstar would you pick

    I so want to taste Kacey Jordan's pussy. Her facial expressions are pure gold when she's cumming!
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    What ********* do you think would make a great porn star?

    The Big Bang Theory is a fantastic name for a porn movie. Maybe someday starring Kaley Couco? :bowdown:
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    Girls with ALOT of Make-up or All Natural?

    I prefer all natural to ALOT of makeup. Though a little bit of makeup is nice. Just enough eye shadow to bring out her eyes, for example. Too much makeup can make a girl look cheap. And that's not always a good thing. ;)
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    How do you ***** ?

    On my stomach, pitch black, with a fan on. Silence is deafening.
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    Your favorite fruit

    I never knew there were white peaches. Where do they come from?
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    Your favorite fruit

    I love pineapple, but where is the bananna on the list? That's my second fav!
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    Toothbrushing

    It's not so bad, as long as she does it very lightly. But, if she has a sharp corner on one of her teeth, then I will definately agree with you, teeth on cock=bad! :eek:
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    Toothbrushing

    So does cum prevent plaque build up on her teeth? And does she have to spit afterward, because I prefer her to swallow. :nanner:
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    Anyone Collect Sports Cards/Memorbilia

    I have a Cal Ripken Jr. rookie card, Pete Rose autographed picture, and a Joe Dimaggio autographed baseball. :D
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    Taylor Swift

    Country singers end up in rehab? I thought that was just for rock stars. :dunno: lol.
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    Hi. Just wondering, but have you ever been a 'booth babe' at E3 in L.A.?

    Hi. Just wondering, but have you ever been a 'booth babe' at E3 in L.A.?
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    Anyone play lottery?

    I play scratch off games every so often. And I've actually won something on that before. Twenty bucks isn't much, but it beats a kick in the head. :D
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