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  1. JordanRules

    Sexy Newbie. Please be gentle!

    Welcome Ms. Silk. I think you're gonna like it here! :hatsoff:
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    Any Beatles fans?

    I pretty much love anything done by The Beatles. Very hard to choose a favorite. Maybe "Hey Jude". Or "Love Me Do". I also want to get The Beatles Rock Band.
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    Tila *******

    Re: Tila ******* ****** Up-Literally! :thumbsup: Suspend the stupid fuck. The man is huge and he's beaten on a tiny woman? Fuck him.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? She's a cute little slut! :thumbsup:
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    We'll have to double date sometime. You and Kimmy Teen. Me and Jordan Capri. lol

    We'll have to double date sometime. You and Kimmy Teen. Me and Jordan Capri. lol
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    Ghost Towns / Abandoned places

    I love **** like this. Nice thread Paulinator! And nice links everyone! :glugglug:
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    Carmel Moore or Priya Rai?

    I like Carmel. Maybe with some chocolate on top. :thumbsup:
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    Gauge Vs Sasha Grey-Whose the better 'teen' pornstar?

    I agree. Hillary Scott is one of the nastiest, filthiest girls out there. She was deepthroating some guy so intensely during a scene, that her mascara was running and so was her nose. Now that's filthy! :thumbsup:
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    Bull penis eating contest...

    Were these women pornstars? I think Sasha Grey or Hillary Scott could kick ass in this type of contest. ;)
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    Cumming While ******

    So, Lexi Belle isn't really sneaking into my bedroom in the middle of the night and blowing me? Well, *** of a bitch!!! :mad:
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    Gauge Vs Sasha Grey-Whose the better 'teen' pornstar?

    What he said. :thumbsup:
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    Coolest guy in the world?

    Ok, some of the girls were kinda hot. And the **** were cute, of course. But a grown man dressed up like Peter Pan? That's a little weird.
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    Coolest guy in the world?

    Ooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk?????
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    Who here finds her lips attractive?!

    She looks like she was in a fight. And lost. :fight:
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    Under-rated Pornstar

    Ah, crap! I meant to say that Missy Stone may be the most UNDERrated on my list. I'm a dope! :rolleyes:
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    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup:

    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup:
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    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup:

    Thanks for the rep! :thumbsup:
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    Which Porn to Watch with Girlfriend?

    Search for "Shane's World" under studios at any adult DVD website. They do pretty much "reality sex" videos. I also like the "College Invasion" series. There is a lot to choose from.
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    World Record For Sex?

    Yeah, they say if you have an erection lasting 4 or more hours, get medical help. Fuck that! I'm getting me some hookers! :nanner:
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    Like your new avatar pic. Same girl right? She's so damn cute.

    Like your new avatar pic. Same girl right? She's so damn cute.
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    How real is Dancing bear?

    Yep. I've recognized some of them too. It's a porn version of pro wrestling. All staged, but fun to watch. :thumbsup:
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    How real is Dancing bear?

    Holy crap! I do remember that! :eek:
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    Best Porn-version of feature film

    I know it's not a feature film, but I recently read that they made a porn version of "Married... with ********". I wanted to screw Kelly Bundy so bad when that show was on. I'm going to have to get this DVD! :thumbsup:
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    which body type matches the picture

    Plump. And I agree, the dress makes her look bigger than she probably is.
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    jenna haze dvd's

    Interactive Sex with Jenna Haze is a good one. If you like the interactive stuff. It's the best one I've seen personally.
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    Under-rated Pornstar

    And I'll agee with Rebecca Linares too.
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    Under-rated Pornstar

    Kacey Jordan Madison Ivy Missy Stone - She may be the most overrated on my list. Tori Black Shawna Lenee Lexi Belle Stephanie Kane Sandy Sweet
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    Stranded on a island with 4 women

    Pornstar - Jordan Capri Actress - Kristen Bell Model - Sara Jean Underwood Singer - Taylor Swift Please, God. Make this happen!!! :bowdown:
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    Vickie Powell

    Damn, she's hot! Never heard of her before.
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    Ashley Bulgari vs Brigitta Bulgari

    Brigitta Bulgari
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Alexis Love
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    Puma Swede vs. Morgan Layne

    Morgan Layne is so fucking hot, she melts my computer screen! :hit:
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    Ray *** on us aircraft

    Sharks with frickin' lasers attached to their heads would be better. - Credit Dr. Evil in Austin Powers.
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    Why Do I always get attracted to the taken ones???

    I've had a few times where I was really attracted to a girl, and it turns out she already has a boyfriend or is even married. And at my age now and dating, when I meet a girl, the first thing I look at is her hand to see if there is a ring on her finger. Well, okay, it's not the first think I...
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    Best Anal Pornstars?

    Hillary Scott (See her in the DVD "Anal Princess Diaries") :thumbsup: Sasha Grey Jenna Haze Sophie Evans
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    10 Incredible Images of Magnetic Storms

    Yeah, I would too. Must be awe inspiring to see it in person.
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    Would you fuck German singer LaFee?

    I'll give her a whirl. :hit:
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    which body is better final

    Who are these two ladies? The black dress is much better. No question.
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    Which Porn to Watch with Girlfriend?

    Well, because you seem to like Shane's World and Casey Parker, you will probably like "Casey Parker is The Girl Next Door". Good sex. Beautiful girls. And watching Casey Parker both with a girl and then a guy is worth watching. She's mouthwatering. :thumbsup:
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    Amy Reid vs Tory Lane

    Exactly why I love Tory too. Got to love an enthusiastic blowjob! :bowdown:
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    Working @ a shipyard has some nice advantages.

    Good for you. I wish I would of taken auto shop in high school or college. It's a great thing to know and as you said it will save you a lot of money over the years.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Shawna Lenee
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    Life for US soldier's Iraq crimes

    Strap the fucker to a missle and fire!
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    World Record For Sex?

    Longest non stop sexual experience? Hmmmm. How long exactly is the commercial break? ;)
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    That would be "The Queen of Cute" Jordan Capri!

    That would be "The Queen of Cute" Jordan Capri!
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    Hottest Australian Woman?

    Jodie Moore Kym Johnson from Dancing with the Stars And I always had a crush on Olivia Newton John.
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    Carmel Moore

    Yeah love the accent. I think an accent is very sexy.
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    Your favorite Rock Band

    Metallica Aerosmith Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band The Rolling Stones The Beatles Pearl Jam Smashing Pumpkins Van Halen with David Lee Roth (Sammy Hagar was just okay)
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    Which News Reporter Would You Want In A Porno?

    Has anyone said Nicole Mitchell from The Weather Channel? She is uber hot! http://www.fiveanddime.net/heather/nicole-f.jpg http://test.myimagejourney.com/cms/uploads/images/Most%20Eligibles/NicoleMitchell_profile.jpg...
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