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who is the hottie in the office behind her?

waiting for the "but soccer is gayer" comment...

better get moooooving after that (please don't ban me for that)

does busen have one of those root **** fleshlights?

didn't think it was the "word of mouth" that was spreading that night...maybe since...

Any of you ****** fuckers call me "honey," and I will shoot your balls off

I bet he don't mind eating her asshole

Better than Ball Squall, I guess

Let's see, car washed? Check. Flowers? Check. Reservations? Check. Tonight, is going to be perfect. Tonight, Jennifer Love hewitt will be mine.

it is billed as "You: In Five Minutes"

***: Those will get you the car, but when your mouth is like this, you get the house.

RIP Hunter

i rarely look forward to the day I don't want to **** up

throw yourself at the ground, but miss

well, they are back until they meet Sarah Palin and her powers of unbelieving.

when she told me she wanted me to go up the dirt road, I had no idea she meant this

redneck jacuzzi

if that "shake weight technique" worked that way, I would have arms that would make Ivan Putski look small

they gots more rolls than Pillsbury

Kiddies, does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch? Kiddies: What? Say what again. I dare ya, I double-dare ya.

DOa could play Sabretooth if there is gonna be "X-Men: the Latter Days"

it even comes with balls

in the words of Homer Simpson, "God bless those pagans."

won't lose ***** either way

Licalotapuss, I think

when South Carolina beat Southern Cal in football many years ago, there was a headline that read "Trojans Can't Cover Cocks" urban legend I am sure

wish I didn't have to choose and had enough ******* to get both of them...heh heh heh

doing well, been busy with all sorts of stuff lately, not bee posting as much. Hope this message finds you doing well. Thanks.

swing low, sweet nipple-inos

johnny plays rugby, this might have been the cause for his ***** thirst

width or height of the pizza?

nope

he needs half a block just to pull out

ah, the Black Hole of Calcutta has moved, fucking earthquakes

yeah, bend over, he'll give you the scoop

nice

the earth will stop shaking once the Red Sox get a win, relax, it will all be OK Fuck, the Yankees are at Fenway this weekend. Get ready to rock and roll Japan

Vanessa Cooper Candice Cardinele Shay Lauren Erica Campbell Danni Ashe Vicky Vette

I must have missed the countdown and everyone has gone home. Sorta like getting to Times Square at noon on Jan.1

thou protesteth too much

a world of pussies, maybe

Gerry Cheevers' grandkid

aaaah, never tire of "Get In My Belly"

so's yours

thanks

i heard she was arsing for it

oh Tennessee, you won't be looking down on Kentucky much longer

nicely done

nice ones