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don't fall for it Cutie, I fell for that nose cone polishing line too (oh his voice is dreamy) but he is a very selfish lover and my therapist says I have many months of sessions left, unless my insurance runs out, then I would be cured

R2 me too

Braveheart II is gonna be weird

a Swift end to hunger

If you are ever in SW Florida and need someone to apply lotion, let me know, ha ha. You are gorgeous.

welcome to match.com's daily pick for you

everyone who comes out of the closet, needs to do it in a way they are comfortable with, this is just more unique than most

Re: Sports-related shots that may make you say, "WTF...?" is that the yoga pose known as "Moose Tracks"?

is the sign behind them for Federal Life or Funeral Life? or I said, this isn't the ball you are looking for, so fuck off (this is a really bad reach for a Star Wars tie-in)

Re: Sports-related shots that may make you say, "WTF...?" first Jesus was black, now he is a white woman? This catering to anyone but white males is getting out of hand

Re: Sports-related shots that may make you say, "WTF...?" I bet she can pick up quarters with that thing, then tell you if it was heads up or tails up

Re: Sports-related shots that may make you say, "WTF...?" Dick Tracy has been notified

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638 - might be time to close this thread

looks like any asshole has one

why does her tongue switch sides of her mouth, defying gravity? sorry, I took this seriously for a second, my bad

vision is better, but speech is muffled

basking shark, similar to whale shark in that it is a plankton eater. Not a threat to the kayaker, unless the kayaker slips in his own ****, hits his head on the boat and drowns

not tearing it off til later tonight. We're going out and I need her to stick by me However, due to the constant stream of complaints I am upgrading to velcro strips soon

637 - it's an odd number

is this a scene from that new movie "Rio"?

you know she has read this about 15 times

a weekend at Lawrence Taylor's

I dub thee "Captain Oblivious"

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999 903

Holy fuckballs, Will E. is back

Gotta be Richard Dawson Monty Hall was always fun to watch too

Spent the night in an LA jail listening to sirens wail

coming up on the fifth anniversary of the post above. Wonder if she is still alive.

is she flexing her labia?

set phasers on splooge

it's better if Samuel L Jackson says it

he's been climbing that gate for two weeks now, jeez, hurry up

D'oh (but have Randy Newman sing it)

USS Indianapolis

I just **** a brick

and I thought Dirk had blue eyes. In my dreams he does, just like Paul Newman's (when Paul was alive)

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and, I am not quite sure how, a vuvuzela

ah, the 70s

that is not an ass, that is a mule train

Re: CamWithHer Presents: A FreeOnes LIVE Photo Shoot on April 1st I like me some Natalie Nice

633 again, I am sure there is a complex math formula to associate these numbers

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the one day I don't go....dammit

how far will they hang when she is 60?

leggy or lurking?

there were about four from Days of Our Lives I wanted to have an afternoon delight with

maybe the guy is shooting air like Bill Hicks talked about