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Are you kidding?!?! Savor the flavor, *******!!! I want the sexy vision to last as long as possible while I'm having sex.

I'm having a voting dilemma myself... seems all three answers fit.

If I ever get one, I would have a bumper sticker that reads: My Hummer - Powered by Al Gore's Hot Air!!! * Sorry Environmentalists.... I just REALLY **** that guy.

Just wait til he claims it!

All that means is his cookies will taste that much better!!!

I just love that they HAD to give it balls.

Hell, I'd rather give her $250 for a fuck and then another $50 to bath me, tuck me in, and read me a bedtime story.

:bowdown: Oh, why ask... when I could find his dirty little secrets!!!

Yes you should.:thumbsup:

I have this clip!! OH my God she is hot! Still have no idea who she is though.

Chica, seriously.... You are .... amazing, astonishing, astounding, awe-inspiring, awesome, brilliant, cool, divine, dynamite, enjoyable, excellent, fabulous, fantastic, fine, groovy, incredible, magnificent, marvelous, miraculous, outstanding, peachy, phenomenal, prime, remarkable...

I once used a ************* to have sex with my girlfriend, unfortunately, it wasn't mine and the mall security kicked us out!

So.... I better stop using google to find pics of Chef naked, huh?

WHO is that!

I bet her husband got some great sex that night!!!!

I don't see anything wrong with it. In fact, I like it. Ink isn't for everyone.

You don't spend much time around parents and **** do you?

I remember when I lived in San Diego, and going to L.A. was like volunteering your soul to go to hell. You may survive the experience, but you will be scarred in some way. Besides, there are plenty of other good places to live in sunny SoCal. Irvine, Santa Ana, Mission Beach, Oceanside, Newport...

Let me think about that.... when I was a ***... there were no movies aimed at me or my *******, or my friends. But there were these movies I'll call them classics now, I believe they are called Star Wars and E.T. to name a few. Movies that are aimed at **** (the ones still learning how to ***...

Definately Lynn LeMay. Good Call!

5 min. after this pic was taken, his Mommy knocked on the door and asked him if he was having, "Jimmy Time?" and why doesn't he ever have any friends?

The dumb-ification of America machine is now at full RPM. By aiming at our ********, we quarantee that they will be drooling, helmet wearing virgins when they hit their 40's. Wook et der daawwggie!! Me wanna pet'it... ooo I just piddled!!!!

Regardless of what you look like... the question is would you? Not how is your self esteem regarding how you look in the mirror!

Wow... another thread that I have to pass on. Damn these moral quandries!!!!!

Only if you sold it to a distributor for DVD sales or it was posted on the internet. Private videos... those that only you and your partner will only watch do not count.

Would you recommend the adult industry to others as a career?

I want...no I NEED one of those shirts!!!

OWWWW!!!! Damn... that has GOT to hurt!!!

would you? Would you have sex on screen for all the internet to see?

Every single hot Female ********* (hollywood & porn) on my speeddial, when I call they answer and ask me when they should come over and how are they gonna get it. Then they come over and beautiful things ensue. In this fantasy, I'm hung to my ankles! Or... Chef rubs cream cheese in my...

Mommy!! OMG MOOOOoommm! Noooooo!!! Sorry. Couldn't help myself. Uh - BUMP!

I became an addict the day I discovered my **** secret stash!!

You all now know me!!! No, no, I'm not a *********... but my ego says I'm a frick'n SUPERSTAR!!!! Bow dow to me. THAT'S a name I really do miss!!!! Great Indians player!!!!! A ********* hero!!

I've been really tryin', baby Tryin' to hold back this feelin' for so long And if you feel like I feel, baby Then come on, oh, come on Whoo, let's get it on Ah, babe, let's get it on Let's love, baby Let's get it on, sugar Let's get it on Whoo-ooh-ooh

Seems more of an anti-gay ad rather than an AIDS ad :dunno:

Posting a pic of yourself sucking your own cock on the internet automatically makes you GAY! Any normal Heterosexual would have kept it a secret and just experienced the joy!!

I am COMPLETELY addicted to this show, I have season 1 on DVD, itching for season 2 DVD, and season 3 I have set on my DVR!!! One of the best shows EVER!!!

You are a good looking woman, I think Danny is off his meds.

Is it me... or is this thread getting HEEEEEEE - TED!!! I already gave my :2 cents:

Corina Curves

Her name is Miss Deja or Deja Boobs

:hit:

She scares me.

I officially nominate myself for your next " roofer/construction worker " fantasy!!! Okay, okay... poolboy??? Personal fluffer?? Maybe??

She's still younger than me... I think I could give her my own special blend of Oil of Ole. Just so she looks better for you.:thumbsup:

Now that's an episode I WOULD WATCH!! Just so I could say," Yo, you guys are gonna miss this ****! The big guy's gonna cornhole that ass! With his weiner! " :glugglug:

Who cares!!! She's not my brothers, sisters, fathers, cousins, aunts friend from outta town!! :thumbsup:

Miss Ohio .... Oo..ooo.. ooo. Tiny little redhead!!! Oh the things I would do to her!! I am bias'd though, I am from Ohio and have a thing for redheads. STILL!!

Instead of calling me "*****", she can call me "Willie Wonka"!! Hey baby, I'm gonna stick it in your oompaloompa, then I'm gonna pull out and give you a Snozzberry... you like that!!

Ya know, that was my first thought! lonelyhornychic should post a pic... you know... to convince us... Granted: ^^^ is a lame excuse to see her boobies! :wave2: