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I've been thinking about this.... Maybe he did get blown and now has to do the obligatory "cuddle time" Maybe thats why he hasn't gotten back with us. Or.... He said something stupid and she bit down. :dunno:

Dude... its cuz their not getting paid to play!!! Why show any skin when no cash is present!!! Come on! Didn't you know this was a business! :glugglug:

I found **** stash in the living room under the couch!! Good times.

Cuz she told him to "suck my cock!" I believe he's having a mental breakdown while using his fleshlight!!!

Danny... Care to explain so we can all understand?? Steph... if you want to put this to rest without a huge WTF debate, just post a normal pic of yourself holding a sign with the current date on it and your freeones name. Just a thought.

Seriously??? Is she 12? That is just **** poor.

:bowdown: All of them were freaking hilarious!!

Aaaww! Cute pic... Now put the damn car in gear and get us the hell outta here!!

" Come here Darling... Grampa want Num-nums!!! "

I smell a lawsuit!!!

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I just love the " Ta Daaaa!!!! " at the end... what a douchebag!!

Remember.... They can't make up their collective minds... its either global warming or global cooling, but whatever... its still humanities fault! Al Gore is a MORON!!!!

I can see it now, he's getting yelled at by his boss and all he can say is that he was, "in character!!!"

Hell... Let her buy me a shot and beg me to de-flower her. Sorry, but I will not devalue my self respect to bang her. She can pay me, and not even have to thank me. :thumbsup:

Wanna know something funny??? USMC's post can actually be sung to Meredith Brooks song, "Bitch"! :thumbsup:

It is as of my post, 3:59pm and nothing from tubuler. I hope he isn't holding his head in shame. :dunno:

:nanner: HUBBA-HUBBA!! :nanner:

:eek: PAIN!!!!! just go to a **** and have a mule kick out the tooth! It's cheaper... and when you **** up you'll be lucky if you remember your name let alone having a bad tooth!

:rofl2: That was my first thought!!

I don't think it needs to be said in any cleaner way. Almost everyone on this thread that is gushing for obama or standing up for bush is a blind moron. The problems stem from MUCH, MUCH more than one man or political party - we think we have a 2 party system... No we don't. All we have are...

The point, Blue, I believe is well taken!!!! Nonsense is nonsense no matter what it is!!!

You know what Im gonna do Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps And all leather cow interior And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah) And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour Gettin' 1 mile per gallon, Sucking down...

Bad experiences... yeah, I can relate.

That about sums up ALOT of women these days.

I wonder if she'd use my putter?

The perspective is just AMAZING!

womens natural lubricant + penis friction = FROTH

Thats from "Satisfactions" I believe. I know its the scene with Honey Wilder and Tom Byron. I can't for the life of me remember who said, "your getting your cock sucked, ***"

Yeah, the going out on a "non date" thing is a dead give away..... However.... Be the Jedi Pimp Master that the "funny guy" can be. Take the girl out and be the center of attention wherever you go, if its at a bar... use your funny qualities to get yourself noticed by other girls and make...

Never went to college... I spent 9 years in the Marine Corps, from the age of 18 to 27. I wouldn't change that time for college at all!!!!!!!!!!!! Hell.. I turned 21 in Barcelona, Spain! Not to mention all the little hotties from foreign countries I got to bang. Yeah... life was good then!

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Looks to me like this could be a caption contest.

I'm kinda creeped out by those smurfs.

Now theres a moisturizer commercial if I ever saw one.

OOoooo! I wonder what he landed on?

Shouldn't the Seductress, uh... look a little sexier. The mask just doesn't scream sexy to me.

Did this guy **** off Steve Jobs or what??

Here's your chance to intro a strap on weilding female! Why not both of you make the most of it! Your girl gets her DP and you get to have fun with 2 women at the same time?? Just a thought.

Why didn't you just pm her and tell her that you saw her and say hi that way?

I think a little shown respect is in order for porn and the people that make it what it is. Why? These individuals have the guts to provide a service that most would deem morally reprehensible, yet closetly covet the nastiness of it. By performing, they are stating that they enjoy what they do...

Well, if I see an ass where a sudden gutteral noise escapes from my mouth, and I primally want to fuck it. To me thats what makes an ass hot.

Bump

Its the type of pill she's taking. Her body is compensating. With compensation comes major changes to her system. The uh... odor is a by product. Doesn't mean she's not clean. Just means her dosage may need to be changed or she could try another brand of the pill. She ought to consult her...

We love you to Puma!! Thanks for the post Roald!!!

I dare to cross your land without permission!!! Catch me if you can! If you do..... you may punish me! Go ahead, I dare you... Uh oh! My pinky toe just crossed over!!!

Should have been girl plays with her ass!!

THAT..... I did NOT need to see!! I need to wash my eyes with acid!!!

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