Thanks for the support for my crappy date / get ***** thread, guys. I drank a little too much before / during / after I made this thread. REALLY paying for it now!
Kinda reminds me of one of my favorite books - Everything Craps:
http://www.amazon.com/Everything-Craps-Strategy-Book-Hobbies/dp/1593374356
or, the other non-fiction classic - Everybody Poops:
http://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-My-Body-Science/dp/0916291456
I am biased to Colorado. Great weather, outdoor activities (skiing, hiking, camping, etc.), large city but small town atmosphere (at least where I live) - just an awesome place!