Some guys suck...
Back from a crappy date
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It is midnight here. Everyone else is busy! It is a sorry life life..................LOL
Nice location BTW
Nice location BTW
Don't tell me about crappy dates.......
Just a self-focused jackass. Loved to her himself talk.....blah, blah, blah
This is the most cliche answer in that situation but the biggest reason a guy does that is because they are really nervous at trying to impress the girl or very insecure with themselves at what they've accomplished in life.
(This is 7 years of Psych degrees talking, oh look, see I'm even doing it!)
(This is 7 years of Psych degrees talking, oh look, see I'm even doing it!)
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
That's so interesting. Please continue.
(See what I did there. I'm listening. Girls love that.)
Yeah I know although he was worse than usual. He is an attorney.......my wrong
I am so great. I play kickball. I just hiked a 14er. My ex girlfriends say I am awesome in bed, etc., etc.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
I just got a little turned on.
I think my head might explodeHow did you come up with an attorney? Aren't they boring at all?
Friend of a friend. Somewhat of a blind date. Should have known better again...stirke two!
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
don't feel to bad, plenty of fish in the sea.
for example
the last date i had was with this girl named sandy.
i took her to this real dive for a few sex on the beach's.
her boyfriend gil showed up, big guy covered in mussels.
he used to play for the dolphins, now he play bass in a band.
when he saw me he got pretty crabby, actually steamed.
he called me a shrimp, I told him to clam up but he wouldn't so i nailed him with a sucker punch flat as a mackeral
it was a fluke but it did the job.
now here i am in my pineapple, i mean house drinking like a.........
but dont worry much about that guy tonight, he seems really shellfish.
truth is i had plans to see a chica tonight, but the water company shut off the water in the whole neighborhood so we postponed until tomorrow.
3rd world country bullshit.
so here i am filthy, stinkin , pissed off and writing fish stories on the internet.
for example
the last date i had was with this girl named sandy.
i took her to this real dive for a few sex on the beach's.
her boyfriend gil showed up, big guy covered in mussels.
he used to play for the dolphins, now he play bass in a band.
when he saw me he got pretty crabby, actually steamed.
he called me a shrimp, I told him to clam up but he wouldn't so i nailed him with a sucker punch flat as a mackeral
it was a fluke but it did the job.
now here i am in my pineapple, i mean house drinking like a.........
but dont worry much about that guy tonight, he seems really shellfish.
truth is i had plans to see a chica tonight, but the water company shut off the water in the whole neighborhood so we postponed until tomorrow.
3rd world country bullshit.
so here i am filthy, stinkin , pissed off and writing fish stories on the internet.
Yeah blind dates suck. Won't do that again, too. I've dated a girl in ICQ and she turned out fucking ugly
Oh yeah....that is part of the issue.....I drank too much to compensate. Too many beers and now I am paying for it!
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