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Kremlin Award *****. Getting smashed nicely.

Who knows, there is a good chance the clitoris is being rubbed to within an inch of it's life out of shot.

Useful high street toilets for my McShit whenever the need takes me.

You are right, please leave your front door on the latch. I'll be round shortly with my snorkel and comedy slippers.

In that case I'd better put some newspaper down. Things are going to get messy.

The heavy soil, 90C hot wash setting on your washing machine should get the stains out.

I'm hoping the video will come with an interval or "toilet break" half-way through. I have a weak bladder and even weaker plums.

I was expecting my name to be highlighted in gold with some diamond sprinkle. I am of course very annoyed, alas Arial 12 font will have to suffice this time.

I am rather drawn towards the slutty red devil look (I of course have no reason why this is at all).

I'd love to bump in to you, fancy doing lunch next week?

BBC = no adverts, anything else I just Sky+ it. Not seen an advert for about 5 years.

Each to their own when it comes to porn. A toilet brush, a tub of ice cream and some naughty lithographs for me.

Welcome back to Blighty.

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A suitable level of decorum does it for me.

Blame it on your parents.

I just don't like seeing sex on crush velour sofas. Other than that I'm open to everything porn can bring.

I fear this woman will become a nightmare...but in such a wonderful and fantastic way :)

"Listen to this, too good to miss, da da... da da...dah..DAH.....".

Justice needs to be done.

A worthy winner.

Well done to all. Let's get pissed.

Misguided *****, never had a ruby then?

From the man that comes from the country that is so insular I'm surprised you know what a country is.

Coriander leaf & coriander seed. What's the confusion? BTW you can all stick cilantro up your arse. The UK is not Spanish.

Mop and bucket?

This ditty just about sums it up. Dnqckb6z5Mc

I couldn't agree more.

This is a porn forum? News to me.

Surely Assari if you put a paper bag on your head you could keep the lights on?

Looks like my prediction is coming true.

I'm pretty sure a porn star without make up is exactly the same as a porn star with make up.

I hope she wins it. A totally gorgeous and damn right deserving person to win her category.

I'm an Alsace man myself, but I will forgive you for your choice of ****.

When I am smashed I just enjoy women, when I am sober I just enjoy women. There is a pattern forming here.

Queen Kaylee in a few days......

Have you missed anything? Well let's see. Toothbrush, make-up bag, list of dietary requirements, trombone.... I could go on.

Nice pearl necklace.

I'll go for 315,632.

I've bought 3 or 4 very decent sets, but have no idea how many points it was. In the grand scheme of things who cares. Nippletastic.

A spot of afternoon tea today and a vote for Miss Hybrid. A very constructive afternoon.

Excellent stuff.

In the grand scheme of life this is a pic that will last forever in the world that is fantastic.

I love it when a woman who knows she got it, flaunts it. I doff my hat to you Kaylee Rayne.

Looking forward to the final Miss H. Got the hosepipe, bucket of custard and nipple clamps on stand-by.

Uncle, superb series starring Nick Helm RBmJh9BBvgA

Surely American football should be called handoval?

"Good fucking riddance" is my quote.

Each to their own in my opinion. Tits are tits in the grand scheme of life. Small, large, wobbly, stiff, natural, fake, massive nipples, small nipples, large areola and small areola. I'm happy so long as the female side is happy.

I'm with the gorgeous Red on this one!