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  1. Chopper3000

    OCSM of the Week 2015

    A right royal finger blast for Miss Hybrid thank you.
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    Spain

    I think the Catalans may think otherwise.
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    Should Christians vote?

    Religion, such a bollocks excuse for not just getting on with life and accepting things do happen.
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    Should Christians vote?

    Anyone that believes in a deity shouldn't exist let alone vote.
  5. Chopper3000

    OCSM of the Week 2015

    Masuimi Max
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    Satanic Atheists

    Looks like Eric's on his sugar rush weekend again, either that or anal fisting.
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    Miss Hybrid

    I won't ask where the pool cue has gone.
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    how to ask a girl for sex

    £1.97 in real money.
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    50 best steakhouses in America

    Best steak I ever had was in Lincoln, Nebraska. Can't remember what the place was called unfortunately.
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    how to ask a girl for sex

    That's a smashing blouse you are wearing........
  11. Chopper3000

    Miss Hybrid

    In the world of Miss H I'm guessing frost bite is a major euphemism for something...........
  12. Chopper3000

    American sandwich vs. European sandwich (parody)

    Surely the thread title should be British sandwich v European sandwich?
  13. Chopper3000

    how to ask a girl for sex

    Always compliment her appearance and attire. A rather pleasant start before asking for sex.
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    Is it contradictory for a pornstar to be a christian?

    In this modern era of technology and science I'm surprised this ficticious religion stuff still exists.
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    Riding the bus.

    I try to avoid buses at all costs. I find passengers tend to smell of cabbages and *****. Luckily I have a car.
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    Future of Heavy Metal?

    Since when have the likes of Posion, Cinderella & Extreme been Heavy Metal?
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    Who are you obsessed with at the moment? / Who are you really into right now?

    Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Radamel Falcao.
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    It's Barely 2PM And I've Taken Four Dumps Today Already

    Medal, Medal ! 8qkSe4YM7EY
  19. Chopper3000

    Official English Premier League Footy Season 2014-2015

    My half way through the season review is Man Utd are on for a league and cup double. Still think Liverscum will get relegated.
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    How Do We Know When Something Is Good?

    Manchester United v Liverpool, Good versus Evil. Enough said.
  21. Chopper3000

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    A shitty Merlot. Tastes of cloves, and ****.
  22. Chopper3000

    Dear French and Worldwide Friends, Enjoy Integration With Islam (video)

    As with all religions and political groups a few bad eggs fuck it up for the masses of said groups. Such a shame.
  23. Chopper3000

    MY FIRST CASSETTE, what's yours?

    Faith No More - The Real Thing.
  24. Chopper3000

    Do You Drive The Speed Limit?

    "Rozzer British Police. Oh ****, here come the rozzer's!"
  25. Chopper3000

    Miss Hybrid

    Thats a damn good picture. Women are amazing.
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    Do You Drive The Speed Limit?

    Never. I add 20mph to any speed limit, when I'm on the motorway I add +30mph. Never had an accident, never been stopped by the rozzers, never been caught speeding. Fuck the law, fuck the system. I thank you.
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    The Guinness Appreciation Thread

    Always enjoy a pint of the black stuff.
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    Miss Hybrid

    Loving the baubles.
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    Beautiful eyes

    Re: women with beautiful eyes I'm yet to meet a woman that hasn't got beautiful eyes.
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    Greatest American Painters

    Wharhol & Pollock, they do stand out rather a bit. Very good.
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    Miss Hybrid

    Most excellent gorgeous.
  32. Chopper3000

    French

    I like the French. Great country, good food, just every fucker is on strike all the time.
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    Jogging women

    I thought of this.... 1m 20s some near perfect jogging. 24DWK42u5gE
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    Stop UK Censorship of Pornography - Sign the petition

    The ironic thing is MP's in the UK are the most perverted, debauched human beings on the planet. I have it on good authority that all MP's are in possession of pair of rubber gloves, a jar of vaseline and a cucumber. I rest my case m'lord.
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    What calms the ***** in you?

    Vimto.
  36. Chopper3000

    5 Million Illegals to Get Amenisty

    Fecking bog trotters. /watch?v=fd-oFPJl_v0
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    Miss Hybrid

    It is for us fans to work around babe. No trouble at all.
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    Miss Hybrid

    You need to watch it on QuickTime, with some lube and a box of tissues. Windows media player had no sound.
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    Miss Hybrid

    Well we are a civilised nation after all. A nice cup of Assam to delight the day as well.
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    Have your tastes changed?

    Brunettes are and have always been my favourite that will never change. In second place every other hair colour known to humankind. I've always loved all forms of ethnicity so pretty much if you are a woman I'll probably like you.
  41. Chopper3000

    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    Some fine dishes and indeed some fine cleavage on display here. Absinthe, made me the man I am today after a session on the stuff in a bar in the Prague. :)
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    Miss Hybrid

    Video worked fine for me. Now off to have an ice bath.
  43. Chopper3000

    Miss Hybrid

    I'll pop the kettle on babe. I think you need a cup of tea.
  44. Chopper3000

    "User Names": What do they mean?

    Named after the film Chopper, nothing to do with the size of my donkey's dick.
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    Stuff That Makes You Laugh Uproariously

    sBuOEI2Kk5o
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    Miss Hybrid

    Cheers babe, much appreciated.
  47. Chopper3000

    Little help from the British please?

    If in your employment you are allowed 4 weeks holiday a year, you get paid for the four weeks holiday. The payment is effectively the same rate of pay if you'd worked the four weeks. This payment matches your basic income/salary. So for instance if your basic hours are 40 hours a week that is...
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