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  1. Facetious

    Obama Report Card - Two Years Later

    I can't identify anything about Obama that makes me proud. . . ditto for the previous president. Sorry for being such a party pooper. How many economic advisors has Obama cycled through his office here at the midterm? :D
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    Why Does Every NFL Coach Look Dumber Than a Box of Rocks on the Sidelines?

    Singletary is the last one I would have expected to look like an idiot sidelining as a coach. Back in his days as a player, Mike had some of the scariest looking eyes on the line of scrimmage, Madden always used to point it out, remember? :eek: You're 100 % correct ******, there seems to be a...
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    Why do you guys love cumshot on girls?

    . .never caught on to the fad to be quite honest. :dunno: A mouth shot is OK if she happens to request it, but I can't say I've ever had the urge (nor have I been asked) to google one off in my woman's face and scalp.
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    Anyone broken your heart?

    One last thing ... vh5YoFy8pSQ
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    Anyone broken your heart?

    Like Uly said, sever any and all contact with your estranged g/f and start anew, I can't emphasize this enough! Five whole months have ****** since your break up, the most difficult times should be well behind you by now. (I doubt that that was very helpful, but it takes tough love dammit! ;))...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    HK_EyS6xamc
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    What's the worst thing you ever got for Halloween?

    Re: What's the worst thing you ever got for Halloween? A baby blue colored hard boiled egg along with a small 2 - pack of stale Easter Marshmallow chicks. :confused:
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    What pisses you off?

    Re: What pisses you off? Noticing that the net content weight of the last can of coffee I bought was 31 1/2oz.! I'm dead serious! It's outrageous, just give me two FUCKING POUNDS OF COFFEE you greedy chief executive assholes! . . . taking your next multimillion dollar bonuses out of my can...
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    President Obama Appears On The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (Video)

    At least Bush the socialist could speak without the habitual use of a teleprompter unlike Obama the empty suited Manchurian candidate, the drone that he is. :1orglaugh
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    Hi, I am a Tea Partier

    Re: Hi, I am a Tea Partier Much to the contrary, HELLRAISER, you're a water carrier for the Obama society of statists, plain and simple! Continue on comrade! Follow your distorted marching orders into welfare state oblivion! :glugglug:
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    Pet Peeves

    Yeah, I don't like living in the same borough as Alexpnz either. :facepalm: :D :jester: I saw a beggar doing this once and as I pulled away he whipped a huge roll of greenbacks out of his jacket, of course I was the last in line and there were no motorists behind me to see the loot that he...
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    most popular name for baby boys in england: mohammed

    Welcome (archive) :D
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    Amy Reid Look-A-Like

    I see it in pic 1 & 3 (mostly). Tamara Holder looks like she could be Amy's older ****** . . . . huh? ;)
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    Is Your Job Ruining Your Body?

    OTOH we could say that there are plenty of ruined people in this world who refuse to accept responsibility. Damned if you do or don't I guess. ;) It's called L-i-f-e. :o :glugglug:
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    Pet Peeves

    Mo Pet Peeves - 1) The idea that on any given day or knight as it were, Electra Knight could kick any ten of our asses at once (that's 10 vs. 1) in one swipe! Deal with it guys . . . we'd fall like bowling pins! :******: :D 2) Attorneys, brokers & agents (dealmaking middlemen), title...
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    PK said ...."My second favorite Zepp Song"/ (Achilles Last Stand) And I ... OK I'll bite ...

    PK said ...."My second favorite Zepp Song"/ (Achilles Last Stand) And I ... OK I'll bite . . . Let me guess what your first favorite Zepp song is . . . It's a toss up between "The Ocean" and "Royal Oceans"(?) :dunno: BTW - Thank you for the pizza points kind sir! :hatsoff:
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    Pet Peeves

    Ignorant people who illegally raise dogs, cats, their half *******'s step *****, horses, burros, chickens, various and sundry livestock and who knows what else . . boa constrictors, rattlesnakes, alligators/crocks, chimps etc. ASSHOLES! Each and every one of them! Damn turd worlders! \:mad:/...
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    Charlie Sheen's Hotel Guest was...

    I guessed Lohan. ;) little tramp! :hit:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    BICCMZ9jspk
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    What are you listening to right now?

    c8mOC08SNYc&feature=related The recording sorta ****** between 1:08 - 1:19 and again at about 5:18 but hey, it's the only original known to exist. RIPS to all of those great artists no longer with us today . . Allen Collins Leon Wilkeson Ronnie Van Zant Steve & Cathy Gaines and most recent...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    iNVdcrEua0Q&feature=related :banger: <- B2J -> :****: :D
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    The epitome of Rebellion . . . You! :D :****:

    The epitome of Rebellion . . . You! :D :****:
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    Tea Party 'founder' not fond of his creation.

    ''neo conservatives'', ''wannabe conservatives'', ''generic conservatives'', ''genuine conservatives'' . . . . did I miss anybody? :confused: ;)
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    Tea Party 'founder' not fond of his creation.

    . . Me neither, just who is this mysterious Karl Denninger? Egads! With a name like ''Karl'' we might not to want to know him! source The best that I can make out of this is, as an investor Mr. Karl Denninger merely blogged that the Republicans had hijacked the Tea Party. My question is...
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    Esquire Magazine 10 Best Members of Congress 2010

    Ah ha, but your link read ''worst'' when it actually directed us to the page with the ''best''. :nono: I'm tellin ya, never assume anything posted by a genty coined as ''HELLRAISER'' . . . particularly in the final days of October, he's all tricks! :D BTW - What is a "generic conservative"...
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    ''The Aftermath''

    this :glugglug:
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    The Anatomy of an AK-47

    The AK - 47 is a symbol of Communism and massacre plain and simple. . . . oh, and they shower hot steel non reloadable casings all over the neighboring shooting stalls. :mad:
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    Post a random song lyric

    ''********* a nature's queen ya, know what I mean Twenty one, alone one, and you can see the numbers run Now you look so peaceful, lyin' there ****** With the wings of god above you Before the spirits meet Rock bottom, rock bottom, rock bottom! Rock bottom, rock bottom, rock bottom! Shadow...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    This IS a video . . be patient. ;) 1qP_OqOJ8ug
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    Posing By Fireplace

    Sabrina Maree Great Thread idea Naso! :bowdown: :hatsoff:
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    Esquire Magazine 10 Best Members of Congress 2010

    I thought that you were a big Ron Paul advocate. :dunno: and since when is Esquire Mag the source of record on political issues?
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    How ya be stabber? Jayden is sooo Boss! All 5' - 11'' of her! Go Sharks ! :banger: :D

    How ya be stabber? Jayden is sooo Boss! All 5' - 11'' of her! Go Sharks ! :banger: :D
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    Charlie Sheen Hospitalized After Trashing Hotel Room

    . . .'been snortin' ******* 'n drinkin' *******! :*****: Idol :bowdown:
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    Somali pirates seize two vessels

    Don't forget that an RPG can destroy a ship's wheelhouse rendering the vessel as nothing more than a sitting goose. Clip: Source To my knowledge there is only one way to defeat the incoming RPGs and that is with the use of a chain link fence type of screen placed between a soft target and a...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    BwRp0MwLeB8&feature=related
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Lynyrd Skynyrd • Tuesday's Gone 322Y-3NOdus&NR=1&feature=fvwp
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    thank you for rep kind sir. :hatsoff:

    thank you for rep kind sir. :hatsoff:
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    An S.S. reunion of sort - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em48GbuUXWU&feature=related Gary is...

    An S.S. reunion of sort - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em48GbuUXWU&feature=related Gary is still in his PJs! :D :banger: GOOOO Chiefs! :clap:
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    Whats the weather like?

    Doomey . . .Mostly cloudy, light rain here and there . . 65 - 70ºƒ daytime temp. ;)
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    What are you listening to right now?

    ew-LgGtGbYc nW-c_3cCfSI
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    What is your thoughts on......

    I remember when I was about ten or eleven my bike MX friends and I would stop at the self service / vending newsstand out in front of a local main post office branch and choose from about 6 different sleaze newspaper publications for 50 cents a copy. :o I'll never forget this one pic that left...
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    Post a random song lyric

    ''Well I ain't afraid of die'n, It's the thought of being dead I wanna go on being me once my eulogy's been read Don't spread my ashes out to sea, don't lay me down to rest You can put my mind to ease if you fill my last request Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord I wanna go to heaven...
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    Somali pirates seize two vessels

    ^ Hands off of those "underprivileged belligerent combatants"! :nono: :1orglaugh :facepalm:
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    Somali pirates seize two vessels

    Somali Pirates Seize 2 Vessels Off Kenya Mombasa, Kenya (AHN) - The German army on Sunday confirmed that pirates have hijacked a German freighter after attacking it 1,930 km (1,200 miles) off the coast of Kenya. German shipping company Beluga-Reederei owns the vessel. The number of people on...
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    What is your thoughts on......

    I think that a little more intimacy, more natural breasts (slight enhancements OK), and you sweetheart in more pleated skirts would suit me fine! BTW . . NPNA-mtPXw8 :hatsoff:
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    11 yr. old brat rats on *** & pop for smoking pot by telling this to the cops

    This is exactly what ******** are bound to do if you get 'em hooked on video games . . . ''*****, I want this game . . . *****, I want that game'' . .NO ***!, you already have 150 of them! . . ''Oh yea *****? You're under arrest!'' as the *** narcs off his parents.:1orglaugh . . .insidious...
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    Pricey Suds!

    You forgot Big Google! :D What's the wrong with those libs up there in Mountain View anyway, taking over the world and making a ******* in profit while doing it? (have you seen their share price lately?) Why did they not split these shares so that the little guy could actually afford to buy in...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    AaTZkIInYNw Now THAT is music! :clap: And it's Lynyrd Skynyrd, not "Lynard Skynard" :facepalm:
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    Coffee!

    A young George Galloway . . . your surrogate ****** is it? :clap: :D ;)
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