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  1. Facetious

    Oil Rig Explodes In Gulf...AGAIN

    ^...............^.................^.................^..................^..................^ Has his **** together! :hatsoff: They actually seem to oppose sensible conservation, huh? So, what do yall think about COOBA inviting the Rooskies and the Chicoms to drill in waters in such close...
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    Potheads rule Jeopardy

    your balls itch Did you see Wolf Blitzer's results several months back? The guy got his ass handed back to him. :facepalm: :D
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    Guys - pedicure question

    Guys - If you were to receive a non transferrable gift certificate for a pedicure appointment would you redeem it? Do consider that you're perfectly capable of handling the job yourself. To me it just seems kinda femmy and pompous for a guy to make a special appointment to have his nails...
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    Which Eastern European Countries Have The Hottest Women?

    c .. z and Hungary second
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    Is Doggy Style Degrading???

    Dice was certainly a riot back in his day . . . when a-nal still had shock value. I wonder if he'd be as funny today now that the the int-net has effectively desensitized the masses(?) Ah, those were the days when there was still a mystery to certain things. :o
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    Is Doggy Style Degrading???

    Re: Is Doggy Style Degrading??? Only if it's multi racial - multi partner - reverse cowgirl gang bang - anal action with all of your ethnic friends' ******* would it be degrading. :clap: :bowdown: :D :clap: <- CLICK :1orglaugh
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    64 y.o. Man Tased in His Own Home After Wife Calls Ambulance Because He Fell Down

    Again, wouldn't it be interesting to hear the tone and tense in which the paramedics reported Mr. Mc to the authorities? I think that maybe there was a slight misunderstanding in the way that the the Sheriffs Office r-e-c-e-i-v-e-d the information from the paramedics, that's probably why they...
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    U.S. ****** billions in rebuilding Iraq

    Really? No encouragement whatsoever, huh? •''We urge you, after consulting with Congress, and consistent with the U.S. Constitution and laws, to take necessary actions (including, if appropriate, air and missile strikes on suspect Iraqi sites) to respond effectively to the threat posed by...
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    Hey Rey C, your crazy beotch Bachmann is at it again!

    Doesn't she poll about as well as potus amabo these days? :facepalm:
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    Oil Rig Explodes In Gulf...AGAIN

    They make for easy and attractive targets and if you strike enough of them you'll render your victim into certain bankruptcy . . . just sayin
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    64 y.o. Man Tased in His Own Home After Wife Calls Ambulance Because He Fell Down

    Re: 64 y.o. Man Tased in His Own Home After Wife Calls Ambulance Because He Fell Down Awwww, Isn't that special, Mr. McFarland and his wife were coming home after a ''fundraiser'', isn't that lovable squeezable and innocent of them giving back to the community and all. :clap: Has the author...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    T3CHT7rQQVc a-RckhhQQeI&feature=related Roger Waters • Another brick in the Wall Featuring a live student chorus sectionU9qDqIfWRuU
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    U.S. ****** billions in rebuilding Iraq

    Re: U.S. ****** billions in rebuilding Iraq Yea, our government also ****** (squandered / let slip through the fissures) billions of dollars on ''porkulus'' as well and nobody has yet to bat a lash over that. . . yet. Whoopsy! Just where did all of these multiple billions of dollars go...
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    Republican & Tea Bagger ~ImPloSiOn~ leading up to the 2010 Elections...

    "tea bagger" . . at least they're working (bagging tea or whatever :1orglaugh) and they're not just sitting 'round all day exchanging various and sundry online left wing political commentary whilst waiting for their subsistence check to arrive . . . mooching off of those who have rightfully...
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    What is worse for your health: Smoking Pot or ******** *******?

    Re: What is worse for your health: Smoking Pot or ******** *******? The question is: Who would you rather hire, a known alki or a known doper? One will likely be unreliable, calling in sick etc., while the other will have to be constantly refreshed about how things are supposed to be done...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Pat Travers • Off Beat Ride
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Ozzy • Revelation Ma Earth ew-LgGtGbYc&feature=fvw RIP Randy R. RIP Randy C. :hatsoff:
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    Evil puppy ******* bitch.

    How much ya wanna bet that this cunt is on some type of mood stabilizing / anti depressant **** . . prozac maybe(?) Yea, it's the same stuff that compels **** to sneak out their *****'s 9MM, bring it to school and open fire on an entire classroom just 'cause somebody else was the first one to...
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    There is a spelling error in my freeones topic

    Nonsense! That's likely the core of the problem. Take your easy out route somewhere else MR.!! :nono: . . . poisoning the minds of helpless, how dare you! :hatsoff:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    ta848T4N-WU&feature=related
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    Count Catula!

    :cthulhu:..............................................,..........................:cthulhu: KzuX33_7Dug :cthulhu:..............................................,..........................:cthulhu:
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    There is a spelling error in my freeones topic

    Can I call you ''jib''? :facepalm:
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    Two girls, one cyst.

    This is singlehandedly the most disturbing video I've seen in ages! God knows what I missed in the two thirds of the video I couldn't bring myself to watch.:pukey: Thank you Diva . . . let's bump so that our newer members can also savor the moment. :hatsoff:
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    Calista Valentine

    Yea, a cute tease video. She looks like just plain fun! :lovecoupl
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    Do you like Glen Beck?

    I like Beck's sidekick / fill in Pat Grey much better . . . is that his name? I think I got that right.:o You'll have to excuse me, the only time I hear the show is when I happen to be out on the road which isn't every day. In order to become popular and successful in the field of political...
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    Happy Hour!! (a little late)

    I'm Game . . . this Friday? It's a done deal! :nanner: :woot woot: Now that's an ideal setting . . . but six guys and 3 ladies? (needs improvement)
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    What is your favorite kind of bread?

    Ahh, hell, wash it all down with a 48oz. draft **** Classic® available at your participating neighborhood 7/11. :D We need to go in the direction of ******* off masses of people because we must save the planet! :clown:
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    Happy Hour!! (a little late)

    You're looking beautiful as always, Ms JAG! Myers and **** tonight please.
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    The Government's New Right to Track Your Every Move by GPS

    Next stop :drumroll please: The cashless society? :ak47: It's really sick how all of this stuff is going on right before our very eyes and it's not even being recognized. Ahh, it just goes to show how easily our government in collaboration with the evil corporations can mold society into...
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    College Textbooks = Scam

    Nonsense! Think Pulp! Once a book becomes obsolete it's off to the pulper to become a new text again . . . . the trees. :facepalm: :jester: :P
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    What is your favorite kind of bread?

    Oh, it's going into the toaster oven, no question about that. It's best when it's pre sliced, that way you can break off a few slices here and a few slices there and keep the loaf frozen. It works out well, actually. :hatsoff: Use Zip Loc Freezer bags - pushing out as much of the free air...
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    Which Asian Country Has The Hottest Women?

    Me luvs the japs! We Americans have done a superb job of infiltrating Japan with our superior western values . . . and it shows! :woot woot: :nanner:
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    What is your favorite kind of bread?

    ^I didn't even know that there was still such a thing as white bread, did your ****** drive a ''station wagon'' by chance? :P :D Re: What is your favorite kind of bread? Sour French - from a local boutique sized bakery. Also, there's a locally baked cinnamon swirl bread that I like...
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    It took Jimmy "fuckin'" Carter....

    Re: It took Jimmy "fuckin'" Carter.... Well, Jimmah had to do something to clean up his image b'fore departing for Comet Hale-Bopp! AqSZhwu1Rwo :1orglaugh
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    What's the craziest place you've ever had sex?

    In my g/fs bed at her mum's house about 1/2 an hour before said mum returns home from work. :D Let's just say that we had to unruffle our hair when all was done . . . BTW, this happened way before facials became a fad, so no worries there.
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    College Textbooks = Scam

    I like when, at the beginning of the semester, you're ****** into buying a brand spankin new text, then, at the end of the semester they tell you that the book is no longer used and they will not be offering you your pennies on the dollar in return . . . . that's a-f-t-e-r you discover that it...
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    The Government's New Right to Track Your Every Move by GPS

    You might have things to hide tomorrow the way we're going here! :mad:/ :facepalm: Really, it's only a kooky right wing conspiracy! Cancel all incoming units, it's only a false alarm. ø:eek:ø
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    Weird dreams

    *****? . . . QypWDstyHZw sorry about that Vlad, I meant to post this in forum, not in yo PM. :o
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    Former Republican chairman says he's gay

    Re: Former Republican chairman says he's gay It's always a bitch when you find that you share things in common with your opposition huh? :mad:/ :D Although not as severe as your apparent newfound coexistence . . . I :lovecoupl *****! . . . comrade! :1orglaugh
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    Do you like Glen Beck?

    Re: Do you like Glen Beck? If I was ****** at gunpoint to have to go on a weekend fishing trip with either keith ''restless leg syndrome'' olberman or glen ''christ himself'' beck, I would choose beck. There's just no possible way of compelling olberman to get over himself, whereas with...
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    So my cat got very sick after I applied something for his ticks (HartzVictims.org)

    Re: So my cat got very sick after I applied something for his ticks (HartzVictims.org Glad to hear that he's looking better, ******! Let me quickly slip this in . . both Frontline® as well as Advantage® (Bayer Product) seem to have a solid reputation within the independent professional...
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    ''OK Fuckface, what did you say and when did you say it?''

    Oh hush! For it was you yourself and another like minded political obsessive that injected politics into this Purlitzer Prizer, not me, an innocent - objective - bystanding observer. Listen, If you wanna do something for you political party just simply zip it! Ya guys are already runnin a...
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    How many of you are sick of facebook?

    What about the one's who let their ******** run around the hotel like wild hyenas, hmmm? ''Lionel and Cha•won! c'mon naw, go out there 'n play 'n da hall like u never played b'fore, you know the drill, **** em all off, thata way when everybody complains to management, we'll just counter them...
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    How many of you are sick of facebook?

    Can you do this and remain invisible or does your namesake register as a recent visitor on her end?
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    LPGA Player Erica Blasberg, 25, Found Dead at Home

    ^ Thanks for the update Turt! I figured there was no foul play in this case. It's astonishing how you can be living on top of the world in college and just a few years later find yourself feeling like a failure because you weren't able to perform up to the level that everyone had expected...
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    How many of you are sick of facebook?

    Answering E-mails, dealing with client calls, bullshitting with friends and ****** and yes, posting here is all I want to deal with so no F book acct for me! I'm really kinda incognito and I generally like to keep a low profile in everything I do . . . stay outta trouble thata way. I'm also very...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    -0XdzSMzwgw :sing: /sing
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    Totally looks like...

    FoxNews political analyst Tamara Holder and P* Amy Reid. Video If you don't know who Amy Reid is, take it up w/ Shifty or just . . . tough beans! :P
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    Whats the weather like?

    It's been cool all summer long but now it's H:sunny:T . . .H:sunny:T . . .H:sunny:T! 99ºƒ.
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    ''OK Fuckface, what did you say and when did you say it?''

    This is as serious as a heart ******! :nono: or at least as serious as Chicag:clown: p:clown:litics going nationale.
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