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  1. calpoon

    Is Hans Zimmer the next John Williams

    sure. and Howard Shore too, while we are at it. Nothing against Williams, he might be the most recognized sound, but that doesn't mean he's the best that ever was or will be. James Newton Howard is good too, just to name some of the heavyweights.
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    It's Great To Be An Amerikan

    That might be a tad harsh, no man. I think that most Americans know where their money is going...and that is why they are so surprised whenever they actually get any of it back.
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    Lost

    good to see some new ***** and new ideas on this thread. (not that I don't anxiously await your posts MP and blackbull.)
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    Aternative Housing

    I know a lot of "crazy" people who want to go live out in the woods and escape from civilization and live off the land. Not a bad idea, but flawed since no one really knows how to do that. I'm pretty into geodesic domes because they are probably the most energy-efficient (best use of space)...
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    The American mood: Is the angst bottoming out?

    you're right. I'm not one to always rehash old **** and blame it all on the old guys (even if it really is their fault), but Bush and the rest of those cocksuckers straight up lied to all of our faces and said that there was nothing wrong with the economy when they knew what was happening. I...
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    the best way to masturbate-I use vegetable oil and freeones video of avy scott

    that's not true. I always masturbate in church every Sunday. Nothing gets me hotter than the thought of being filled with Christ's love and having it drip down my chin.
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    the best way to masturbate-I use vegetable oil and freeones video of avy scott

    I use cod liver oil and watch reruns of I Love Lucy.
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    The American mood: Is the angst bottoming out?

    where the fuck have you been? not here, evidently. the economy is getting better? yeah, tell that to all those thousands of people that are STILL out of work. other than the fact that this country is in the shitter, it's one of the best times I've seen. I hope this mood never changes, for once...
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    Babies are stupid

    It's time to invoke the great sage George Carlin:
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    is ejaculating better than fucking?

    I wonder what it's like to fuck for five minutes non-stop without ejaculating? is there something I can put on my dick to make it less sensitive? oh, a condom. that'll work.
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    is ejaculating better than fucking?

    you mean having an orgasm for five minutes? if you ejaculated for five minutes, wow, man that would be a whole lot of sperm. It would put those big fake dick guys to shame.
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    Enhance/improve my tatoo

    rasputin is cool. I want to get his mug tattooed on me and I don't even have a hitler.
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    The Easter bunny

    Don't forget about the Pooka. isn't it amusing that supposedly skeptical and rational people won't accept that a man died and was resurrected three days later, but they don't have any objections to a holiday devoted to a rabbit that shits out brightly colored eggs filled with candy.
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    Favourite Batman actress

    well one you got one in four right. not bad.
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    How to find the origins of a tube video?

    maybe you could leave a comment or send a message to the person that uploaded it. I know that I've scoured the net trying to track down some amazing amateurs- without much success. I imagine that you have already tried to google the videos title, or else it's something totally generic.
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    Is Homophobia Associated With Homosexual Arousal ??

    so is my dick, but that never stopped anyone.
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    Babies are stupid

    comparing ********* people (who are fully intelligent as anyone else) to ******* is pretty insulting don't you think? Why don't you show some sensitivity cam-perv.
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    Enhance/improve my tatoo

    I saw a guy with a Hitler portrait on his arm at Walmart the other day. I want to know how to improve that guys tattoo.
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    I think Glenn Beck Will Have a Real Breakdown Very Soon!!

    Beck is a pretty cool and funky musician.
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    Babies are stupid

    where does it dictate that I have to abide by all morals? and what about the ones that contradict each other? what about the ones that are immoral to one group, but moral to another? which one do I choose?
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    FUCK THIS BITCH (pissed as fuck)

    no, I think it's just you. I don't feel anything but mild boredom. why are you so pissed off? did this involve someone you know? I **** to break it to you, but the president of Sudan ordered like thousands of people ****** and he got away with it scott free. how does that **** you off? If I...
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    Is Homophobia Associated With Homosexual Arousal ??

    and according to phil, facial is as well. maybe we should change the name to Gayones.
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    Favourite Batman actress

    I'm sorry, but Maggie Gyllenhaal looked more manly than Christian Bale in that movie.
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    Is Homophobia Associated With Homosexual Arousal ??

    will you two queers just fuck each other allready?
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    I think Glenn Beck Will Have a Real Breakdown Very Soon!!

    you mean that people are getting their news from someplace other than reactionary FO's topics? no way! :eek:
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    I think Glenn Beck Will Have a Real Breakdown Very Soon!!

    I think he is...and that's the problem. He's been raiding Rush's medicine cabinet. the difference is that everyone ,including Stewart, knows that his show is a joke. I guess they forgot to tell Beck that about his.
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    Request to Sasha Grey!

    Dear Sasha, please make me some pancakes. sure, you're cool, but I love pancakes.
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    Enhance/improve my tatoo

    What about if the OP gets a cupcake tattoo?
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    Yeah, don't be, yeah, offended, yeah?

    sure, but I wouldn't mind a roll in the hay with their singer.
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    How to handle a bad boss. 8 tips

    hire a hooker under your bosses name to come by the office. when he refuses to pay her, it will be even better. if that is too extreme, call in a huge pizza order under his name and tell them that it's for a company get-together. when he refuses the order all of the other employees will ****...
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    Babies are stupid

    just change the date to the present and Clinton to Obama, and this looks like something that you might see in apparent seriousness on here.
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    Hero/Idol?

    Why is it that right-wingers/ conservatives/ libertarians, yadda yadda all love Carlin? he fucking hated those people, and just because he didn't like the government, it wasn't because he wanted to see society ran by them. "it's not the politicians that stink, it's the people that vote for...
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    Hero/Idol?

    Wilt Chamberlain
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    Obama bows to king of Saudi Arabia?

    yee haw, let's **** off the rest of the world, that will really help our economy.
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    This is what the world is coming to.....

    nope. I haven't seen any more shootings in the past few months then at any other time. Once again, people get shot every day. Could it be that maybe you just don't hear about it because it is not sensational enough? But let us suppose that this is true, that we have reached new lows of...
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    Obama bows to king of Saudi Arabia?

    I like bowing. that's what they do in Japan. I don't want to touch people's hands. Don't you know that they don't wash after they use the bathroom?
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    Who am I?

    What I want to know is how did Hitler write this? Was it discovered inside the secret bunker? and why does he speak English so well? In that stunning auto-biography he should have included that he is bilingual.
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    Lost

    as far as this weeks episode... it was Ok, but I'm still steamy about last week. I feel like they just threw in the smoke ******* to distract us from how they are more and more making asses of themselves unraveling the plot. Desmond beating up Ben. Ok, that wasn't bad. It wasn't great, but I...
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    Lost

    that is a really interesting theory that I haven’t heard before. I mentioned a couple analogies to Egypt and Lost a few pages back and likened the 815 survivors to the Israelites. http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=3012072&postcount=866 I don't know quite what to make of this episode...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    did you watch this yet? I wouldn't say that it was a great movie, but it was good. Of course, that is if you appreciate cinematography more than special effects explosions. the acting isn't really anything to write home about and it could have used a little editing, but well done and better than...
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    Cop Hits Bystander Car at 90mph with Sire OFF, ***** Girl

    sure there are honest cops that want nothing but to uphold justice, but I think that there is a fair deal of them that either start out feeling like they have a personal bone to pick with the world, or else they become that way after cracking under the pressure of there jobs...moreso than...
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    Obama bows to king of Saudi Arabia?

    I think it's a sign that means "sell us cheap oil."
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    Deaf Guy Gets His Nose Broken During Traffic Stop While Trying to Explain He's Deaf

    Re: Deaf Guy Gets His Nose Broken During Traffic Stop While Trying to Explain He's De I think blind people should be allowed to drive, as long as they can pass the driving test. Maybe they would have to have a sighted passenger to help them, but that's OK. Or maybe an electronic system that...
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    Cancer comment thread

    I, like Patch Adams, believe that laughter is the best medicine. I could go on about all the fucked up things that happened to the people that I know, and dying of disease in your senior years just might be seen as nice way to go comparatively, but I am not going to.
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    Who am I?

    Hitler never denounced capitalism, he denounced communism, and he also never defended minorities.
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    Cancer comment thread

    cancer is made up, just like global warming.
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    who here has ever had a ***** or famous local person?

    I think Torre got it on with the Bush twins. Or was that Barbara?
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    This is what the world is coming to.....

    what an exaggerated claim. I just don't see a rash of these events popping up all over the world. but I guess "this is what one person is coming to, or should I say has already came to, and that's probably the last we'll hear of it." Isn't as catchy. I don't really care, but this probably...
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    Sports team you **** the most

    haha. I think we'd get along.
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    I Don't Wanna Own It, I Wanna Bone It

    there's not enough rep for you BB. and to the OP, since you're such a noob, I'll take pity on you and not give out a negative for a post that pretty much fails on every level.
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