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  1. parker

    playboy vs penthouse

    That's why "option 3" hurts the poll, since chaps like yourself (and me, for that matter), will vote for it every time. Playboy and Penthouse are in a class by themselves. ... either at the top, or the bottom. It all depends on what you're looking for.
  2. parker

    Mmmmm.......name?

    You must admit, however, that she's got a lovely nose. lol! :D
  3. parker

    playboy vs penthouse

    Playboy and Penthouse have more in common with each other than they do with other magazines, so this is a good question. No offense, but I'd say adding the option of "other" hurts this poll more than it serves to include all opinions.... Playboy v. Penthouse alone is a much more interesting...
  4. parker

    Jodie Marsh

    Now you're being too particular.... her nose isn't "horrible." Besides, I kinda like the flaws sometimes. It beats the hell outta these girls that've been sculpted by surgeons to all look the same. Now that's horrible!
  5. parker

    Sunny leon!!

    I was joking, my sense of humour is a bit on the dry side. Had a feeling you were a girl, but considering there are only a handful of girls around here... that's a risky assumption to make! Anyway, welcome and enjoy your stay. :)
  6. parker

    Tonisha Mills

    Toshina was verrrry underrated... thanks for the links, she's still a fav of mine! :hatsoff:
  7. parker

    Sunny leon!!

    Somehow, I just can't bring myself to rip into someone who has a teddy bear and heart for an avatar.... lol! Therefore, I suggest doing a "search" using the search button (on the top right of your screen). Sunny is very well-known and popular around here.
  8. parker

    Brittney Spears in Playboy!!!!!

    Well said. The only comment I'd like to add about Playboy ***** layouts in general is how annoyed I get from them because they take 50?, 100?... who knows how many shots, and then only publish around 7.... and then 3 of those 7 aren't even any good! :mad: Then, at a later date, you'll see one...
  9. parker

    Liberal vs. Conservative

    There are many excellent points made in this posting. I agree with most of them, and there are a few I'd like to comment on: Our opinions don't seem matter to the Presidents we "choose" to elect. I'm only guessing here, but I'd say that out of the 100 richest people in the world 80 of them are...
  10. parker

    Sports

    I agree with your arguement when it comes to Brazil, Argentina, and to an extent, Cameroon.... but you must admit that because of they way the WC is set up (with a "quota" of countries per region, that some countries that make the tournament don't deserve to be there, thus giving one or two of...
  11. parker

    Sports

    :confused:
  12. parker

    Sports

    I'm not much into sports as a spectator, but I've had this long-standing belief that the US could easily become a football powerhouse if it chose to. The population, facillities, and most importantly money are all there. In fact, I've long believed that the US could easily dominate any sport...
  13. parker

    The Chicken will obey you

    I don't think it's a British chicken. :)
  14. parker

    Liberal vs. Conservative

    They aren't expressing their opinions about him. It's not a free country, so how could they? Remember Saddam had an election a few months before being deposed.... he won with 100% of vote, and even had the audacity to celebrate his election victory! :ak47:
  15. parker

    Worst Song Ever

    I hear that damn song every time I go shopping, especially at malls and supermarkets. I wouldn't say I "know" it... . more like it haunts me. lol ---------------------------- There should've been some boy/girl crap band on here for sure, and as far as the comment about blaming the writing...
  16. parker

    Janine fucking a guy!

    If that counts as a porno then Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee might as well be considered pornstars. Oh that's right, I forgot...... (#50) http://excaliburfilms.com/avn/Ron_Jeremy.htm
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    Ava Devine

    These photos parallel a video I d/l from Overnet. No sound, unfortunately, but Ava is Ava. Too bad no audio, as Ava fans will know she's a real "talker." Not being able to hear her hurts the scene.
  18. parker

    Freeones Talk vs. Find Your Favorite Babe

    If 20+ posts/day is "wasting away" then Marlon Brando is starving himself to death! :D
  19. parker

    Freeones Talk vs. Find Your Favorite Babe

    The function of "Find Your..." has changed greatly over time. All I'll say is I used to post about 50/50 between here and there, now it's more like 90/10 in favour of "talk."
  20. parker

    Janine fucking a guy!

    No offense to the Janine fans, but I have hard time not laughing whenever I see these long debates over whether or not she has or will do b/g (not so much on this thread, but there have been others).... it's feels as if you folks are chasing some sort of Holy Grail that you're never going to...
  21. parker

    Liberal vs. Conservative

    I'm skeptical whenever I hear statistics in general, as it seems as if they can be manipulated to say whatever you please. When it comes to unemployment staistics, they may not take self-employed people into account, but they also don't include people that have just stop looking for work as...
  22. parker

    The Chicken will obey you

    I tried "stand on head"... he didn't make it, but I gotta give him credit for trying! lol I also tried a few different musical instruments (don't bother typing in "play," that screws it up). He does a pretty good trumpet, an interesting guitar.... but drums was pretty cool! Too bad he doesn't...
  23. parker

    Star Wars Or The Lord Of The Rings ?

    After some of the decisions GL has made in recent years, such as the awful Episodes I and II, and the "revisions" made to the original movies, I'm honestly starting to wonder if the man has lost his mind. It also makes me think this is one of the worst cases of "the Emperor has no clothes" that...
  24. parker

    Janine Lindemulder

    "From the totally unconfirmed rumor file comes this fun little tidbit. Apparently long-time veggie only Vivid Girl Janine may be pondering a ******* comeback. According to a story on www.lukeford.com, the tattooed one is still stinging after being dumped by her ex for Sandra Bullock. To get back...
  25. parker

    Bad news for the adult industry

    I don't know the practices of each and every company, nor am I qualified to say what is or isn't sufficient protection against STD's. All I can do is repeat what I've heard, and in the case of condoms I've often heard that they should not be used to protect against STD because they're very...
  26. parker

    Worst Song Ever

    I **** all-time lists, but I posted this list since it gave me the idea for the thread. Also, I thought it might help to jog some people's past memories (as it did for me). The only song on that list I do like is "Sounds of Silence".... even the couple from bands I like such as REM and the...
  27. parker

    implants = :-(

    I realize this is meant to be taken tongue in cheek, but I'll respond to it with a not so facetious response. There's the old saying where someone asks, "What would happen if aliens came down and saw (whatever)? They'd prolly think we're being foolish." In this case, if aliens came down and...
  28. parker

    Who is this blonde?

    Ask the guy who drew the picture...er, I mean handled the lighting on the set.
  29. parker

    Pepsi or Coca cola ??

    Both of them will **** you, but unfortunately Diet **** is my one and only nutritional vice (I eat very healthy). Unfortunately the diet versions are bad for you too...in fact if you can avoid carbonated beverages altogether you should. :)
  30. parker

    Kay Parker

    Haven't got a clue! :D Actually, I joined Overnet a while back and must say I very inpressed with the assortment of old movies they have... WinMx is excellent for this too, BTW. But getting back to Overnet, I've d/l a few Kay movies in the last couple of weeks, including Kate and the Indians...
  31. parker

    Catalina Cruz / Jenna Z

    If I'm not mistaken this chap's Catalina's husband (I'm not a fan so I don't normally read her threads). Anyway, not to doubt the validity of statements , but... *just deleted the rest of this sentence, which was prolly for the best!* lol! :cool:
  32. parker

    wtf? wtf? wtf? wtf? wtf? Lite v2.4.3

    I must confess I find that question confusing. p2p's are worldwide so it shouldn't make any difference whre you live, unless you only run it for a few hours per day. My computer runs 24/7 (hackers beware, I am prepared! lol)... I don't know if I really notice much difference on K.A.Z.A.A than...
  33. parker

    wtf? wtf? wtf? wtf? wtf? Lite v2.4.3

    I've had times when this happens to me as well.... ie. I can upload, but don't have any files downloading. I don't know if it's something to do with my computer or the application itself, but I've found that if I shut it down and then re-open everything goes back to normal. :dunno: Give it a...
  34. parker

    This ******* thingy...

    Not really into the rough stuff in r/l... too much of a nice guy I suppose. :) When it comes to pornstars, I can't say I like the whole ******* thing... just doesn't do anything for me, but some of the nastier ones like to mix in the rough stuff, and that's when it can be really hot. Going...
  35. parker

    Worst Song Ever

    I was just thinking about the Starship song... maybe I did speak too quickly! Also, I said I hated "Everything I Do," which is a Bryan Adams song, I confused it with "All for Love" which he did with Sting and Rod Stewart. Easy mistake to make, since I **** them both. lol
  36. parker

    Worst Song Ever

    There are some real stinkers on this list.... BTW, only hit singles were considered. Not that I would defend "We Built this City," it is a bad song, but I don't think I'd choose it as #1. I'm not sure what I'd choose actually, but from just scanning their Top 50, I think I could narrow it down...
  37. parker

    which pornstar does the best anal?

    I just read this posting for the first time... I finally know who this lurker chap is! :rofl: ****** shame he left before my arrival, I think I would've enjoyed making him look foolish... although he seemed to be doing a pretty good job of that without my assistance! lol :D
  38. parker

    queen of anal

    This topic sounds kinda familiar. Hmmmm. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?threadid=2882&highlight=anal
  39. parker

    Sweet Link (1000 different free Aria pics)

    Link works for me, unfortunately I'm not terribly interested in it! lol However, if you go to the main folders page, there are a great deal many more birds to choose from. I just browsed it quickly... looked pretty good from what I can tell. Here a link to the page I'm refering to...
  40. parker

    Are you colorblind?

    :rofl:
  41. parker

    Bad news for the adult industry

    When I say "expensive," I'm speaking in relative terms... ie. compared to the price of other kinds of ***** tests. Hopefully, I didn't imply that the companies can't afford them, because they sure as hell can.... and if for reason they couldn't, and had to pass that cost on to the consumer, I...
  42. parker

    JUMP QUICKLY PEOPLE! FREE 20min Jade Hsu vid

    I've seen more of Jade as a model than a performer... in film she's a bit more reserved than I usually like, but maybe I've haven't seen the right films. She does have a "presence" to her that's very sexy, however. :) The 2nd link worked fine for me; in fact I found the first link kinda...
  43. parker

    Bad news for the adult industry

    Originally posted by big lu For the safety of the performers, condoms should start becoming the rule and not the exception. It wouldnt be a that big of an expence if these companies started having guys put on condoms. The studios believe it would cut into their profits... not on the...
  44. parker

    Bad news for the adult industry

    I'd like to think that the video companies would take this "****-up call" seriously, but I doubt that they will. As I've stated before, when it comes to things like health and safety, the idea of industry self-regulation is laughable. Corporations are not interested in any expendiature that...
  45. parker

    Tallest women in porn

    Thanks for the responses, but it's a little nicer when you've actually seen the people you're talking about. For instance, Julie Strain is a B-movie actress, not a pornstar, and the only place Kobe Tai would be considered tall would be on a set of "little people." lol! :)
  46. parker

    Tallest women in porn

    Hopefully this does not come across as some sort of fetish thread! lol! As many here are no doubt aware, most of the women in porn are short in stature, in fact, many of them are very short. So, out of curiosity, I was wondering: who are the tallest pornstars ever? Hmmm, maybe this is a...
  47. parker

    Raylene

    Opinions, eh? In that case I'd say Raylene was another great pornstar that got ruined by Vivid Video. :(
  48. parker

    Liberal vs. Conservative

    I started this poll hoping to prove that being anticensorship (which I do assume most people here are) does not automatically make one a liberal, and I believe the roughly 50/50 spilt between those two choices demonstrates that. :) As for myself, I voted Option 3... it really depends upon the...
  49. parker

    the next big thing in porn...apparently - Teagan

    She is kinda cute. Not really my type looks-wise either, but then again I'm more into "attitude" than looks. :)
  50. parker

    FHM 100 Sexiest Women In The World - 2004

    I think it all comes down to media coverage, after all, polls like this are nothing more than popularity contests, so name recognition is key. From what I've seen, US publications don't pay much attention to anyone who's not American. Once in a while a foreigner will break through and become...
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