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  1. parker

    Kelly Erickson / Kelly E / Kelly Ericsson

    I like some girls with boobjobs, but it's always in spite of them and certainly never because of them.... 99% of them are subtraction by addition, if you know what I mean. ;) This girl's not the greatest, but not too bad. She a pornstar? I don't recognize the name. :confused:
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    Anyone have a name?

    Much obliged, matey! You're absolutely correct... in fact I have had a couple of those very pics labeled as paula price saved on my computer! :o Can't blame me for not watching her films, however.... Eric Price (her husband and sole m/f partner) was such a loser I couldn't bring myself to...
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    Anyone have a name?

    She DID look familar, but I wasn't sure. Never got to see much of Paula Price in action, so even now I have trouble remembering what she looks like. Thanks for the heads up... I will look into this further. :)
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    80's music quiz

    40.15... the lowest score posted here, and I feel fine! I **** '80s music, so I'm actually quite proud of myself! lol I got both the Madonna songs wrong... they should you a bonus for doing that. :D Actually, some of those songs are good, Billy Idol, Metallica, U2, and REM (even tho I made...
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    Who would you most like to see do hardcore

    I'd like to see Danni Ashe do hardcore. I just get this feeling she'd be very, very good at it. As far as the choices here go... it's hard to say. I know a dodger when I see one and all of these girls are dodgers with a capital "D". I guess I'll pick Aria, she seems to have a bit (and I...
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    Who's your favourite non-pornstar?

    Nothin' wrong with Audrey. I was crazy about her myself. I only saw her do some guest appearances on some TV shows... she was in a soap opera for a while, right? I've never watched soaps so I'm not sure. I also liked Audrey much more than Judy. Judy was more popular (I think) coz she she...
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    Anyone have a name?

    Wondering who this is... http://sexychix.nexgenfreehosting.com/hotty5/hotty5ws.htm
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    Death Penalty

    I know that statistics can be manipulated but every stat I've seen supports this contention (that the death penalty does not deter *********). The "deterent arguement" has long been used by people to rationalize the death penalty, however, ****** rates of countries are fairly constant... adding...
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    Some good news

    Happy birthday, Lisa. :party: Glad to see things have gotten off to a good start.
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    Carmen Electra

    You sure 'bout that, matey? I got redirected to a link with some really weird sex videos. This is the link I got sent to, BTW http://www.sex-moviez.com/webmaster/deyan.html
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    Do you like jailbait??

    This is funny, I liked this test.... I got 8/10 "correct," failed on one jailbait. I highlight the word "correct" because... well you can prolly guess why... People mature physically and emotionally at different rates, the "legal age" is an artbitrary number, etc., etc., etc.... I'll still...
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    ***** & Nightmare Dinnerguests

    Gotta stop writing late at night.... I meant to say Leonardo Da Vinci! .....:o Though Galileo would not be a disappointment....
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    Newswoman Bares All--Gets Fired

    Wet t-shirt contest? She took EVERYTHING off... lol All is not lost, however, as I've found a new job for her. http://www.nakednews.com/ :D
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    ***** & Nightmare Dinnerguests

    Dreamguests: 1/ Winston Churchill.... personal hero, the defender of democracy and freedom 2/ William Shakespeare.... literary hero 3/ Galileo Galilei... the greatest of all Renaissance Men 4/ Jimi Hendrix.... cuz he's cool :) 5/ John F. Kennedy... cuz I wanna know the truth Nightmare...
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    Finnish gals

    Very nice... now I see how you keep warm at night. :)
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    guess the film

    Don't know #2, but I think #1 is from Field of Dreams
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    Breanne Benson / Breanne

    I know Breanne from somewhere, just can't remember where. In any event, yes, she's very good.
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    is sandra westgate a lesbian??

    In Danni's case the reason she doesn't do b/g is because she's been happily married for many years and her husband won't let her do it. I find it frustrating pretty much every time I find a girl that doesn't do b/g but in Danni's case it's particularly frustrating, lol. If you've seen any of...
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    is sandra westgate a lesbian??

    Many of the most popular girls on this board only do softcore girl-girl.... Aria Giovanni, Nikki Nova, Veronica Zemanova to name a few... I don't think it's correct to necessarily assume that they are lesbians or even enjoy lesbianism for that matter. It's a job to them... they have their...
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    Marital Status

    My goodness, there was an original question here! I've been unattached since last March, ending a 3 yr relationship. At the risk of sound crass, I had hardly any interest in porn during that time. Those interests just went dormant or something, so it was never an issue between us. Doesn't...
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    Marital Status

    Let's not go down that path again... :D
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    Muscle Cars Over Rated?

    I don't have the expertise that many people here have on this subject, but I will agree on georges' comments about newer cars. I won't get into models, but I'll just say I had an early '80s car for many years and it lasted very well.... loved that car too. Lost it last year in an accident and...
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    More Women, part 1

    You asked for Vanessa Blue and Kitten on another thread. I didn't have them then, and still don't. Truthfully, I'm not much into Vanessa Blue... but if you do a "Google" search on her, I'm sure you'll find plenty of links. As For Kitten, pics of her are hard to find... Mark Davis must be...
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    Marital Status

    Re: The last paragraph.... my thoughts exactly. :cool:
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    Marital Status

    Guess your g/f doesn't know about the time you tried to woo Terri Summers.... hmmm... I smell exortion money here, lol. :D
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    whats the best DVD you own

    I just saw The Insider... coulda been a bit shorter, but I didn't really take issue with it's length. Then again, I love conspiracy films; they're never too short for me, lol! I've heard ppl say JFK was too long... not for me it wasn't! I'm mostly into acting and dialogue anyway... dialogue...
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    More Women, part 1

    I applaud your efforts, gunkata. I have to admit that I don't know most of the names on your list, but the ones I do know, mostly the "big names," are very good. I haven't checked to see if they're listed here, but I'm sure many of them (esp. the big names) already are. As you may have...
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    what star give the best BJs

    I don't know hot you wouldn't know Celeste... she was one of the most popular pornstars for a decade! One of my top ten favs as well.... Though many girls have gone by that name, I'm sure we're talking about the same one, as this technique you refer to was "standard" with her. But here's a...
  29. parker

    Lucy Pinder

    Very impressive indeed!
  30. parker

    Schoolgirls

    I must say the words "realistic" and "schoolgirl" sent a chill down my spine... unless your really Pete Townsend and are writing another book, lol. In any event, "this is not a picture sharing site"... yadda-yadda-yadda, "read the 5 rules to posting"... yadda-yadda-yadda... Cheers, mate! :)
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    what star give the best BJs

    Heather Brooke, the amateur, is very impressive. For pornstars, Jeanna Fine was/is amazing. I also thought Ashlyn Gere was very good. Best all-time however, was Vanessa Del Rio.
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    Britney Married

    Ya know, with all the publicity stunts she's been pulling lately...1st kissing Madonna, now the "marriage," I'm starting to think that she will pose for Playboy after all. I mean her latest album was a poor seller - parents won't but it for their ******** because she's too skanky now and adults...
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    Request: Close my account.

    I too will miss "The Rising" - always wondered what that username refered to.... not Springsteen's album, he doesn't seem like the type. Farewell, laddie.
  34. parker

    Why do I ever have to see cum in porn?

    It's not something I'm really into, but it doesn't bother me much either. Regarding the suggestion to stick to lesbian or softcore.... um, thanks but no thanks! :D
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    runners' high

    I see you've been re-instated, Scorpion... interesting turn of events, to be sure. I didn't expect anyone to respond to this one... it was more a shot in the dark than anything. Nevertheless it's a hobby I take very seriously, so I thought I'd try. :)
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    Has Scorp been ******?....

    It appears so. A grave error, IMO. Although he crossed the line occasionally, I'd prefer to weigh the good vs. the bad, and in Scorp's case the positives far outweighed the negatives. There's also the matter of, "Does the punishment fit the crime?" In this case it most certainly does not...
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    runners' high

    I found this link that compares "runners' high" to ********* high. It also briefly questions whether runners' high exists or is a myth: http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/01/11/*********.exercise.reut/index.html I don't know if there are any other runners here, but I can say that from my...
  38. parker

    Been away for a while so much in here has changed

    I remember you, Phil... glad to see you've returned, mate. :)
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    Post links to your "Art Work" here!

    Thanks for the explanation, Felty. I don't remember "Goosey" - he must have stopped posting before I'd joined the board. This may sound funny, but I'd assumed that St. Goosey was a teacher of yours, as I take it that you and Optimus Mike are students. However, upon further reflection, I'm...
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    Francine Dee

    I love Fran, I really do.... have for a couple of years now.... but she just might have the worst boob-job I've ever seen (not including the ones where you see scars :eek: ). Fran's tits are so unnaturally round it's not hard to try and ignore how phony they look.
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    To all my friends at freeones terrible news !

    Wonderful news, Lisa! :sunny:
  42. parker

    Shocking New Evidence On 1969 Moon Landing

    I love a good conspiracy theory as much as the next guy.... but not this time folks! ;)
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    whats the best DVD you own

    Thanks for the link, Silicone, but I went out shopping today, and after a couple of stores managed to find the same DVD you have, and also picked up "The Insider", a movie I've been meaning to get for some time. Just finished watching "Excalibur".... damn I love this movie! Don't know if your...
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    Your Best Song (with lyrics)

    Fair enough... Nevermind may be their best album, but I admit it's the one I listen to the least. I'm more into Bleach. Swap Meet They lead a lifetime that is comfortable They travel far to keep their stomachs full They make their living off of arts and crafts They kind with seashells...
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    whats the best DVD you own

    Thanks for the reply, mate. This defo is one of my fav movies, it's ******* me that i don't have it. I think I'll check the stores again tomorrow... maybe I can order it. Hopefully I can get the special edition, but I'll even be satisfied with the original. Helen was kinda hot in that movie...
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    Britney Married

    See what too much porn does to your mind, everybody? Be afraid, be very afraid! LOL :eek: ;)
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    Your Best Song (with lyrics)

    While I like to think that every band operates in a collective mode, when it comes to getting "credit" the guys who usually get it are: the one that writes the music, the one who plays guitar, and the one sings the music. Cobain did all three, so it's quite understandable that's he'd...
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    whats the best DVD you own

    This isn't my best DVD, it's the DVD I've been trying to get for years, however.... John Boorman's Excalibur . I believe it was released a few years ago, but am not sure of this. I could prolly find it on the net, but I've never been at all comfortable with shopping online. If anyone has this...
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    Jennifer Lopez / J-Lo

    You could be right about Mariah... I do everything I can not to listen to her voice, so maybe I forgot how bad the shreiking really is. I've seen all of her videos countless times, but I keep the volume down real low (I find the music distracts me from what I'm really interested in :) ). Re...
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    Britney Married

    Let's cut her some slack; I mean who here hasn't gotten married as a publicity stunt? ;)
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