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    Was 9 year old Arizona girl and her ****** shot dead by 'anti-immigrant vigilantes'?

    Re: Was 9 year old Arizona girl and her ****** shot dead by 'anti-immigrant vigilante Question: Why doesn't Mexico, the 12th wealthiest nation in the world, take better care of their own people? Really, how do those greedy bastards in Mexico City get away with not building the basic...
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    Was 9 year old Arizona girl and her ****** shot dead by 'anti-immigrant vigilantes'?

    Re: Was 9 year old Arizona girl and her ****** shot dead by 'anti-immigrant vigilante Juarez has the problem, sonny, it's the most dangerous place in the world! The ****** count for May 2010 alone was 242 Exhibit A Jennifer Lopez appeals for help in the ongoing Mexican femicide epidemic.
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    should we castrate sex offenders?!?!

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    What are you listening to right now?

    7rqeSvDzdjk Rip RR :bowdown::banger: 6UD0c58nNCQ&feature=related
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    I'm glad to be amongst your friends, sir, it is an honor to add you.

    I'm glad to be amongst your friends, sir, it is an honor to add you.
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Egypt: make your predictions

    ^Stay safe & keep us up to date when possible, timon. :hatsoff: This is a very serious development, if Egypt falls into the hands of a radical islamic regime, all eyes on Jordan, IMNSHO. :(
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    should we castrate sex offenders?!?!

    They should have to wear a satellite monitored shock collar.... step outside of your boundary or ******* a predetermined curfew and ZAP!! Thank You very much!
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    Post a random song lyric

    :sing: ''...I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes.....!"
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Led Zeppelin Cover by Zepparella (An all chick band) ''When the Levee Breaks'' *The guitarist is pretty smokin :banger: xH-_9cwdLug&feature=related
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    You bet, Frank! You post some very interesting items! :hatsoff: I mean sure, they're seldom good...

    You bet, Frank! You post some very interesting items! :hatsoff: I mean sure, they're seldom good news or happy ending stories, but then again, what's both happy and newsworthy these days? ;) Are you a vol. Fire Tech and/or an EMT in any capacity by chance? What is your station runnin as far...
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    Does anyone know any methods for removing human semen from velour?

    Re: Does anyone know any methods for removing human semen from velour? A half a glass of Club Soda, a dash of salt and a squeeze of lemon. :hatsoff:
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    State of the Union

    E-gads, I hope not! :angels:
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    Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Porn Star or Model - 2011 Edition

    How did you break the news to your parents that you were involved in adult entertainment? Which parent was more sympathetic toward your cause, mum or ***? Do either of your parents know your stage name? Did they hound you for it or did you simply tell them? What was/is your major in college...
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    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    ABC News tell all about Loughner Loughner is responsible for ********* those people, not the ''Let the bodies hit the floor'' Dead Pool, not Sarah Palin, not Arizona - ''The mecca for **** and bigotry'', not the Tea Party, only Loughner himself is responsible, he premeditated his crime and he...
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    What's the worst thing a guy can call another guy?

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    Characters you love

    This! hSHdj-jqDeM YES! :1orglaugh
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    "I'll be Back" said the Terminator...

    ^ Great points! Now is the time to react! ... Strike while the iron (or barrel as it were) is hot I guess. :facepalm:
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    computer virus

    My favorites are those ''Protect my online ID'' and Personalize your e-mail address turds ... why not just build it into the system instead of charging a monthly subscription rate for it? $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ :hammer:
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    "I'll be Back" said the Terminator...

    Furthermore ... ''We must do something in the name of Gabby''. (similar in nature to the Brady bill or.... worse!)
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    Oprah Winfrey finds ****** she didn't know she had

    ^ A ''quadroon'', maybe? :p
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    Tomorrow is My Last Day at FreeOnes...

    Why would any woman wanna leave her boy toy at home alone while on vacation? :dunno: :D
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    "I'll be Back" said the Terminator...

    You're absolutely correct, **** will tend happen in a nation occupied by 350 million people, but my question is... Are shootings really really on the up and up or is the media just fixated on reporting every single shooting as a national story?
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    Oprah Winfrey finds ****** she didn't know she had

    Why? O-bama hasn't Owned up to his long lost half ******* in Kenya. :tongue:
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    Oprah Winfrey finds ****** she didn't know she had

    (See whimsical's posting) :)
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    If You Were On Death Row, What Would Be Your Last Meal?

    A carton of chow mein and bag o' ''for-tune kookie''. :)
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    Oprah Winfrey finds ****** she didn't know she had

    Time for the O to set up a trust acct for her long lost sis... 5 grand a month should suffice. ;)
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    Believe me, I know it's Sunday

    Complicated? It sounds more like sealing the deal to me.:clap:
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    Who wants to go for a ride?

    Very cool! That last one sort of looks like a circular colosseum . . . Time to feed the lions! :shy: :P
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    Believe me, I know it's Sunday

    Sugar Corn Pops!..... wanna smoke a joint and go get a box? :yummie: l8kME9ltzp4
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    What's the Worst Thing a Guy Can Call a Girl?

    ^ A girl? :dunno: :P
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    computer virus

    You're right, they are, that's why my PC is in the closet collecting dust. I just like to install once and be done with it instead of getting migraines and keeping Norton in business. ;)
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    Optical Illusion that Works Only for Men

    Get a new mop head and become a blonde. :dunno:
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    What's the Worst Thing a Guy Can Call a Girl?

    A sow or cum dumpster
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    ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever ***** of being a mod? Deadline is Jan 24th!★

    Being a mod is all about being a big fish in a relatively little pond. :1orglaugh :P
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    Keith Olberman out at MSNBC

    This right here :hatsoff: I actually welcome contrarian voices on the airwaves, but how are they supposed to get capitalistic business enterprises to support their programs? I mean, you kinda have to have a pro business ideology in order to get businesses to sponsor your program, right?
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    T4trpk! :glugglug:

    T4trpk! :glugglug:
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    Do you like Valentine's Day?

    Oh, so you enjoy skiing as well, eh? ;)
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    Whore houses in Las Vegas

    If you haven't yet visited Lake Tahoe, the largest Alpine lake in North America, you might want to book reservations in South Lake Tahoe but if you do, wait until summertime when the casinos are ragin with babes and the weather is warm, you'll swear that you died and went to heaven. Oh, I...
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    Keith Olberman out at MSNBC

    Yea, apparently $172k was too modest of a salary for the good potus spokesman :facepalm:
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    Pornstars born in 1993

    What's the hurry, was the '92 crop that bad?
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    Do you like Valentine's Day?

    If it weren't for Valentines day, my favorite candy shoppe would have disappeared ages ago. :yummie: The worst thing that takes place on valentines day is when all of the ladies get on the phone with each other and compare, contrast & critique gifts they had received from their bfs.:pukey...
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    Who are you obsessed with at the moment? / Who are you really into right now?

    Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Victoria Justice after February something or other. :nanner: No, really, it's just her music that attracts me.:o
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    23-story rocket blasts off in California

    It would seem to me like they provide a thrust much greater than they provide a boost. I know... I know :P Aside: What if one of those hunkin things came down upon your tuna fishin vessel! :surprise: Adult Image Hosting
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    Starting a new job.

    Oh, so unions are non existent in the Netherlands, it's the government that micromanages all relationships between employees and business, is that correct?
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    Starting a new job.

    You'd better watch out for those ''*** & pops'' sized businesses as they tend to offer poor job security, poor wages and the minimum in terms of benefits. Good luck with it, but I'd always keep a back up plan in mind should things go south on you.
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    23-story rocket blasts off in California

    What happens to the spent thrusters... just more space junk? :P
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    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    Until there's sufficient evidence to indicate otherwise, yes, he was a lone wolf, not maybe. Also, heated rhetoric and politics go hand in hand in societies that enjoy representative forms of government... always have & always will.
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    Should the U.S. healthcare bill be repealed?

    As they say, you can't get ***** out of a stone... The high costs associated with hospital visits are not about making a ******* in profit, they're about keeping the hospitals solvent. You see, under the current law, our nation's health care facilities (both public and private alike) may not...
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    Should the U.S. healthcare bill be repealed?

    [/B]source How the fuck does this troll Robert ''the 3rd'' Reich know how long somebody is or isn't going to live, he isn't an MD.
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