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Re: Would you ***** a glass of pussy juice? Not without cinnamon, nutmeg, honey ... and a shot of Jack for good measure. :nanner:

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Don't knock it, we don't have to view a mandatory/obligatory 30 second length commercial per video.... yet! :*****: I remember the day when there were no commercials on cable TV channels or PBS! Can you imagine, Public Broadcasting going commercial and still retaining their public status...

Are there any remaining breweries that still use clear bottles? I remember when Sam Smith, Sol, Corona, Miller High Life and several malt ****** varieties were bottled in clear glass... no more, huh? :dunno: I can't say I've had the privilege of sampling a light struck **** before... it's...

Yuck! This ''chain thingy'' just sounds like yet another filthy dirty place for germs to congregate, they can keep my quarter, I don't want to risk coming down with the influenza bug...

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Just inconsiderate creeps, huh? :D I voted! :bowdown:

Re: Best anal scene you have ever seen? Probably the one where Rod Fontana is on the phone in his office making sales calls for his new video ''My Ass''... and Liza (his wife in real life.... but you don't know that, right? ;)) walks in and begs Fontana to allow her to be in his next movie My...

Where have you been, sir?

^Oh, did we have to see that in consecutive posts?!! :pukey: Anyway, it might as well be BF, he's retired, he's a grandpa.... and his wife is still really poed at him for screwin round. :1orglaugh

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BETA?!!! That sounds so pre VHS! Have we already come full circle? :tongue: Good development crew :clap: We'll be patient as things develop.

I think that Joshua would receive better consideration on the west coast, as those damn easterners are just too ruthless and headstrong when it comes to getting from point A to point B. :D As for myself, yes, I believe that I'd stop for a moment and hand the monkey 2 or 3 bucks, sure, support...

..Nope, I usually do my best to hold things until I find somewhere sanitary to go, but in those rare occasions, and they are rare, I always pre flush first (with a length of t/p wrapped around my fingers prior to touching the filthy lever)..... then I drop said gasket (or t/p if the gasket...

Stop it Ashleigh, you just want complete control of your man and you know it! You want control in the bedroom and you want to control the terms of the break up... I know how coercion works, Ashleigh. I know the power of video! :tongue: ;)

But wait! if they're all so poor and downtrodden, then why are so many of the protestors wearing Gucci? :P

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√ Hose Me Mubarak ends up going into exile in France √ The Egyptian government becomes an autocracy led by none other than Al queta #2, Dr. Zawahiri. The whole thing is a charade, there will be no democratic government (as you know it) in Egypt, so don't hold your breath, boys and girls. It's...

A garden hose :clap: Oh, well, you know how to find it. ;)

Re: Would you participate in a gang bang? Nope, never! I'm really prudish and closed minded that way... you see, my bodily fluids are reserved for the one I :lovecoupl. To each his or her own, but ''heteromonogamy'' is where it's at for me. Am I now going to end up on some blacklist? :D

Re: Where's Dirk? On sabbatical with a Centaur? :dunno:

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Well someone told me yesterday That when you throw your love away You act as if you just don't care You look as if you're going somewhere But I just can't convince myself I couldn't live with no one else And I can only play that part And sit and nurse my broken heart So lonely, so lonely, so...

This is correct. Aside... couldn't the woman just use a menopausal defense in court? Would that work? I've never heard of it before, but hey, some women will **** under those circumstances. :dunno:

I saw ''Survivorman'' make a ***** still on TV before... yep, he peed on the ground and then he covered it up with a length of some handy clear plastic wrap... 8 hrs later he had a whole 5 or 6 droplets of distilled *** water to *****. :dunno::2offtopic Aside I:Reverse osmosis people! You can...

Re: What attracts you to a MILF(s)? She's the one with the house! To hell with living in an apartment, that's for her ex old man. :cool:

Every man has a little bit-o mummas boy in him..... Need I go any further...? :o It has to do with a certain kind of nurturing that only a ****** could give.

Whoopsy! What pisses me off is my speed reading interpretation.... 20 days before? I guess that I wasn't expecting to see before, so I interpreted after instead. That's some crazy sh#t, no wonder why the guy thought that you we're trying to pull a fast one on him. :D

Re: Was 9 year old Arizona girl and her ****** shot dead by 'anti-immigrant vigilante I bet that Forde was really going to use the proceeds from her rip off/****** event in order to support her independent ''MAD'' Minutemen organization.º-O :1orglaugh No, that Shawna is a pretty colorful...

Cottage cheese at that point, no? Change the subject, shall we? :o :clap: I suppose that the rotten jug of milk was waaaay past the point of the merchant to be able to redeem a free replacement from the dairy/distributor. :dunno:... but I thought that the dairies usually have their own...

It's all a part of a dying nation's desensitization of death process, I'm affraid... how much does a 2K Sq. Ft. home rent for up there? I think that I'm gonna make like Rod Fontana and go religious ... something. :helpme: (u.s.) Again, WADR, RIP ********

Don't buy milk at the gas station then. :clap: I tell you a story . . . ah, forget it, it was a whole damned gallon though. . . $6 down the drain the day after purchase, but not before trying to return it!!:hammer: damn arabs :1orglaugh

When my ****** sized bag of potato chips develops a longitudinal tear upon opening the damned thing.... not just on one side of the bag mind you, but on both sides of the bag!:mad: ...and to make matters worse, somebody didn't return the ''duck'' tape to the hook above the work bench! :hammer...

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Re: Was 9 year old Arizona girl and her ****** shot dead by 'anti-immigrant vigilante On Forde.... NVUGCdTVpug on the trashy side! :lovecoupl :1orglaugh

Re: Was 9 year old Arizona girl and her ****** shot dead by 'anti-immigrant vigilante Reading the op article again, I had to ask myself... is this ''Sally Kohn'' really a journalist? Of course not. :facepalm: Yea, she's a big private property / pro national sovereignty rights advocate right...

Don't do it guys.... Don't do it!!! Before long, your beeatch will have you dressed up in heels, a mini and fake boobs! Don't do it! Just think about that teeny tiny flea sized camera lens... (don't doooo it! :nono:) ...taking in your your gaping a-ho! :o Go ahead, just do it, but don't be...

...I bet ya $150,000 that the killer's mind has been compromised by Rx anti depressants and/or some other ****.... that's the part of the story they usually leave out, because, after all, guns are dangerous, never mind the catalyst! :facepalm: RIP, **** :( That's right.... keep it l-i-g-h-t...

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If it's some ho that you got preggers, along with her 7 year old baggage (***)... boy, you got problems! :1orglaugh

Hey, that red headded guy looks like the Megadeth leadman. :P I don't know why, but this band never really did much for me, in fact, I don't think I have ever bought a single album from them. . .and I do like hard rock. :dunno:

Re: Was 9 year old Arizona girl and her ****** shot dead by 'anti-immigrant vigilante Where does one actually find such data in this politically correct world in which we live? Really, we're living in a don't ask / don't tell world when it comes to these types of subjects... I mean... you're...

Re: Was 9 year old Arizona girl and her ****** shot dead by 'anti-immigrant vigilante Shawna Forde Bio: Source Wiki (link below) Linky

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Apples & livestock, sir! How could a language possibly be compared to a cookie? :tongue:

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Scott, That converta-bird in your op looks sweet! Total chick magnet!

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