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What do you know what that kind beautiful and adorable lady told me? What is told between me and Briana stays between us. We don't let any strangers (as you are :D) come in between us. :thumbsup: What I think is not important here. What is important is that you clearly live in your own sick...

I am very grateful.:hatsoff:

It sure is, but what's the need to repeat it? :D

That's because you work on my nnerves and thenn it happends I hitt the keyy twice. :mad: :cussing: :mad: For the last time: leave my girlfriend to be alone. :D

Don't tell me Maley put you up to this? :rofl2:

Awesome! :thumbsup:

I knew it :facepalm: Auch! The truth hurts, I see. :D That's going to remain a wet ***** I have to admit. But then again, you can't your little pecker between her leggs, because you have none. :rofl2: Oh! You wanted me to see my own reflection? Be clear then next time, I was looking for a...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/evyportilho/penis-shaped-passion-fruit-2t4r

Why don't they get a job? :facepalm:

Knowing he didn't invest a penny in the Lottery? I think that's a hugh amount.

I support all the comments of the OCSM's above. Dragmar, no one ****** you to put money in shows, no one tells you to watch it, no one does a lame show because they do solo or only girl/girl scenes. Perhaps you should show some respect to the girls who are trying to give people a good time...

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You have no idea how happy you make me by saying that. Now the only one left in danger for you to ****** must be Dirk then. :D You seriously don't know that? :shocked: Off course not. First, You don't love her more then I do. Second, I don't see Briana as a lust object to suck on as you do...

:nono: He looks like a suicide bomber. Maley might be a creep as well, but he would never commit suicide... unfortunatly. :D

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: You, liar! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Not sure, but who was the dragon? :dunno:

Oh, this is going to hurt, dear friend, but unfortunatly for you I'm not a shemale. :shy: :D :thumbsup: I know he is, but he's not a pervert like you are. :thumbsup: What a difference that make, don't you agree? :D :rofl2:

It is, isn't it? I thought it had to do with me. But you're right, it's that German pervert. :cussing: Thanks for the support Bonez! :thumbsup:

Who? That pervert and me? :surprise: :shocked: The correct answer is ABSOLUTELY NOT :nono: But I bet he wants me to be. :D :rofl2:

Just wanted to let you know I love the "Looking For a Master" picture. :thumbsup:

I bet she sent one to me first. :D Thanks for the friend request, my sweet and dear honeypie. :thumbsup: And forget that perv, he's not worth a beauty like you. :D :bowdown: :iloveyou: :kiss:

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

That was meant to be a compliment, sweetie. :thumbsup: At least, for a sick fuck like you that was :D

And then you pretend to know something about ****. :facepalm:

Do something to impress her! :thumbsup: Like jump in front of a train. :D

Oh... Nooo :D :rofl2:

New pictures to post here? :facepalm:

All the luck in the world. If you feet need a rubbing before you have to lift, one address... Maley :D

2 new bodies for X-mas and 2 new heads for New Year perhaps? :dunno:

Re: Telepathy - I think this is important for science - please help telepathic Vink :facepalm: Dude... Are we really suppose to read all that crap?

If you would really know me, you would understand. I'm not easy to live with, so every day she sticks with me, is kind of a victory. :D

Too stupid for words... Japanese people... I'll never understand them. :facepalm:

Maley... Says enough, doesn't it? :facepalm: :D

What a shame... :( And she was such a beautiful girl before.

Hilarious! :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

This one is soooo funny. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:wtf: Euhm Dirk, how exactly did you find this picture? What were you actually looking for on e-bay to end up at that page? :facepalm: On second thought: I don't want to know :confused:

Nice six pack Roald :thumbsup: :D

Lemonparty, absolutely. :D

Great headstone. :D

Hehe, great kitten. :thumbsup:

Nice pics GreenEyed. :thumbsup:

With messages like these, you'll make it worse, pal :D Well, why don't you organize it? Seems to be a funny competition. :D :thumbsup:

Absolutely more ***** then when you wrote this. When I say I'm *****, I can't type on a messageboard anymore. Hilarious! I'd rep you for this one, mate. :thumbsup: But I can't :(

I agree with Blue. This is not Guns N'Roses anymore.

No it wasn't, you big headed perv. :brick: :cussing:

Honestly, I don't need presents at Christmas. I'm happy if my wife stays with me for another year, that's about the best present I can get. ;)

And don't forget to mention, every next story a bit more stupid.

The answer is simple too. When people love each other, they stick together, no matter what age they are. ;)

I'm pretty famous... in my ****** :D