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Put your butt in the corner and already start ********, bro, I'll be right there. :mad: :ak47: :hammer: :fight: :ban:

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Oh yes Subbuteo, damn... Spent hours playing that. We even had our local weekly competition, and cup tournament. Great game that is. Does that still exists? :dunno:

Happy beerthday :****: :glugglug: :****:

:rofl2: Then I'll nominate that sick-minder German Maley. :D

You make him even more big headed then he already is. Sink minded? Me? :kettle: :D Who's Boothy? An ugly shemale? :dunno:

I just don't get it why you can't get a blowjob while driving. :dunno: Maybe Will E is just jealous, because he never had to wonderful experience. :D

What are you still doing here? I thought you were locked up in the "shemale-section"? :eeew:

Me? Gay??? :surprise: This section was created for you, not for me. Besides, they invented gay people for the Germans. :D

Thanks man, there's absolutely no hurry at all. Let me know when you have some time and we'll figure something out then. ;) :thumbsup:

Calm down, I was only joking. ;)

Watch it and you know it. It's not bad, it's hilarious.

Don't you guys think it's weird no woman reacts here? :rofl2: I think it's because what she says indeed is the truth.

There you are, your very own section, you sick minded German. :D Now leave the poor Belgians alone on this board, will you? :rofl2:

I wonder who's going to react this time. Last time was a real succes, I have to admit.

Sometimes the subject change just a bit when the thread goes by. ;) Nothing to bang your head to wall for. :thumbsup:

Oh, I even believe women fantasize even more then men. I just think they don't do it while they are making love to their partner, while men do it more often (but less then women) when they make love. Just for the record, thanks for the honest answers so far.:thumbsup: I actually asked this...

So these are professional nurses then, if I understand it well? Hell, I want to be in hospital in Finland. We only got these fat old women... :(

Do you ever think of another woman/man, while making love to your own partner? I'm just wondering if you do, not to judge you, just to know. And if so, what are the reasons? Is it because of the things you're missing with your own partner (let's say big tits)? Or because of the things she...

That's actually as I do it, but that system is not sufficient enough for lezzie, so it seems.

Mc Gyver! :thumbsup: I know it's not cool, but that's what it is.

This is correct howie. Just give them any telephone number you want from someone you trust. Best would indeed be your formal boss, but if he really was such a prick as you say, just take someone else. At the other hand, why not giving the number of your current boss? After all it's just a...

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Definitly not. :yesyes:

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I hope you never get enough power to make it in my country. :ban: I was talking about receiving a blowjob while driving, not giving one, Willy. :D

Oh come on... never had a blowjob while driving? :surprise:

Hey assari, This might be very interesting, if only I understood Finnish. :confused: I man, in a way, Mayhem is right, what's the contrabution with this topic, if no one understands what it says? I could post a hundred (maybe I should? ) newspaper articles in Dutch, but what is it worth on an...

I did take the test up to the fifth or sixth question. What's the use? Indeed all is filled in already. On this kind of questions I have to say no all the time, so I guess I'm not addicted. At the other hand, with serious questions, after all you named the topic 'serious question', I think...

Whoops. My mistake. :uohs:

3 posts and already people calling names. Good start, I have to admit. :D :thumbsup: And seriously, dude, google on "Porn Calendar 2011" and you'll find lots of ******* files. I mean, how bad can it be, you can chose the one you like.

Hmmm They might be more heathy then a 9 days old chicken. :thumbsup:

Just give your pictures shorter names (like big tits -> bt), ten "-" then "les" for lesbians and a specific picture name. Afterwards just use the search function and you'll have all the pics you need. :thumbsup: Just be creative, dude ;)

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I go with this one. :thumbsup:

Do Germans even have chocolates? :dunno: And what do you know about Belgian Trappists and abbey beers if you only ***** that German ****? And yes Belgian freis are called French fries because the Americans don't even know Brussels is the capital of Belgium and Europe (:throwup:). And now I...

It's disgusting, and you know it. :thumbsup: I wouldn't dare to lie about it. :D Look, Belgian chocolates, Belgian beers and of course are French fries are famous all over the world. The only thing Germany has to we haven't is a good soccer team.

7% growth??? :shocked: No, Petra, you got it wrong, we had a maximum of 3% and nowadays it's less then 0.5%. But the main thing is correct, we do better without a government then with one. :thumbsup:

Don't listen to Maley, our beef is not only better, it's also bigger. :D Germans only know bratwurst mit sauerkraut und kartoffeln (don't know how to translate that in english, but sometimes a picture says more than a thousand words. I have to warn you though, it doesn't only look horrible, it...

I think you have to imagine the cowgirl positions with one hand on the guys dick and one hand on her clitoris. :dunno:

Germans. If you ask them to come over the always come in crowds and they don't seem to leave anymore. 7xnNhzgcWTk

Leslie Nielsen is a racist. :mad: What did that black dude do to get nailed? :dunno:

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:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: I would rep you for this one, if only I could. Hell, the rep will follow later then. Why do people always think we're fighting? :dunno: I bet it has to do with you being an aggressive German. :D

Honstly, assari, I don't have any problems with that at all. I spent nights in more sacry places then that in my life. I've travellend all the South-American continent with 5 friends for over a year, only with a tent and a backpack. You don't want to know where we all spent the nights if we...

OK it looks horrible, but not by far the worst

Tiffani-Amber Thiessen Erika Eleniak Kelly McGillis Kathleen Turner Vanessa Paradis :facepalm: I know, embarrassing, but you do stupid things when you're young.

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Is that supposed to be scary? :dunno: