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Finally! Something new. Thank you. She's looking especially goddess-like in that set. :bowdown: If there's gates to heaven, they probably look just like her pussy. And I hope the gates of hell look just like her asshole, 'cuz that's probably where I'm goin'

Or move to Costa Rica, or not to smoke crack, or to do your damnedest to avoid Virginia. It's always been mideval gestapo commonwealth were the smallest of offenses are exorbinantly punished. And the president won't matter. Supreme Court justices are only replace when they die or retire, they...

ANY band that has a number in there name Sum 41 Blink 187 Suck 223 Blow 106 Pussy Boy 234 Whinerfag 643 Emoqueer 349 bendernotthesender 65 you get the idea. Unoriginal band name always equals shitty, unoriginal music. Always.

Other: In the ficus tree over in the corner of her living room. I have a vegetation fetish. :bowdown:

Satire is the spice of life. Without it I would be sad.

Dude. Classic case of TMI.

Who the fuck are you? By the looks of your imbecilic rants and weak attempts at goading others into your infantile version of binary rock throwing on the playground, one must assume that your avatar is in fact an actual picture of you. Enjoy your presumably very short stay around here.:hatsoff:

Tie Dome Jay Caufield Gary Risling Stu Grimson Paul Baxter Terry O'Reilly Dave Brown

Back to fucking reality. WGAF?

GWAR. God What Awful Racket

As 5 year olds we learn "two wrongs don't make a right".

Sure, amid bankruptcies, the falling dollar, employee layoffs, worthless collateral, and the very likelihood that their company may not even exist tomorrow (Bear Stearns anyone?) the banks should "help" people? When "the banks" offered these people hundreds of thousands of dollars to help them...

Apparently they've been added to the list of "steers and queers"

"Don't worry about what other people think They don't do it very often" -bumper sticker

This guy is obviously not familiar with the concept of "risk taking" He drives around with a poisonous snake and a 6 ft alligator in the car. But I gotta say the ignorance it takes to ask someone to help him rob his neighbor's house takes the dunce cap cake.

Nope. Like I said: Off with their heads!

http://jalopnik.com/380399/burglary-suspect-caught-with-six-foot-alligator-copilot Like I said, you can't make this **** up. It wouldn't be nearly as funny.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24036484/ Interesting, albiet trememdously uninformed, look at the rising popularity of the annual stoner's holiday. Love the last paragraph from some dipshit Harvard Phd: “We’ve made tremendous headway in clarifying the hazards of ********* use and then along...

Nothing would keep me from fucking her. Gauge is one little fire plug of a sexual *****, a cum guzzling goddess of the highest order :nanner:

If I had a nickel for every girl that has said that to me.....I'd have 10 cents.

Phew! That's a relief, I'll be able to ***** well tonight.

Every fucking dude. I've never heard a dude say anything the wasn't horribly stupid and annoying. They should duct tape all the dudes' mouths shut. As a matter of fact, they should just chop off their heads and make 'em fuck. I hear a rattlesnake can live up to an hour after its head is...

I gotta agree with you there. A guy comes on here and mentions his wife lost interest in sex. Sure, that happens all the time. But this time the guy (Bowser) starts making more and more sense with every post. He very matter-of-factly states she's boring, but hot with a bald snatch, the...

It might have something to do with the fact you all the sudden sound like you learned english an hour ago.

So George W. ******* and **** McAssrape both oppose abortion, gay marriage, and stem cell research. Add that to their disdain of personal privacy, social freedoms, and basic human rights and you got a couple of real neanderthal bastards who I wouldn't mind seeing on the business end of a fast...

Bullshit, that was Bob Marley!

Good point rmag. I sincerely think the key to a successful relationship is often spending LESS time together. I know if I'm around my girlfriend for more than 2 days STRAIGHT I start to think "please just be quiet for a while, let me read/watch this movie/***** about Silvia Saint/look at...

Care to what? completely throw blanket guesses over the situation of an individual who's entire life you've learned from 3 sentences? More to the point though, I too have seen people break up for less. Much less. If someone likes sex, you can't rewire him to change. And if two people become...

Holy fuck Phil Donahue take it easy. Boggle Honkey! Not once has Bowser mentioned the issue of love in this thread, nor has he indicated his wife wished he'd spend more time with her. He's only said that his wife has no desire whatsoever to have sex anymore and thinks his masturbation is...

No, actually what they do is fuck them in the ass and then assess their reaction to it.

Note to all stupid ***********: Shut the fuck UP! P.S. Hedonis has a point. It's definitely a hot potato topic, be still he has a point.

Mmmmm....wings. Thanks FAH, that reminds me, I"m gonna go get some lunch.

:1orglaugh :rofl: :rofl2: Yeah right! Translation: "We will do everything possible, including budget increases, *********, and our continued tradition of intimidation and coercion, in our tireless efforts to cover up these transgressions, silence the victims, and perpetuate our culture of...

This chick looks pretty hot

Re: If they don't dance now, they soon will ... Not only that but they are just too many rednecks in this country who have no idea what the issues are and just say (NOW UNDERSTAND I AM PARAPHRASING HERE, THIS IS NOT MY VIEW, IT IS JUST A CHARACTERIZATION OF YOUR AVERAGE AMERICAN DIPSHIT)...

He did: Jerking off. Some go fishing, some collect stamps, he jerks off. :banana:. Big deal. And for god's sake, don't ever let anyone tell you it's your fault you beat off instead of talking to your wife about your "feelings". :nono: That's just new age feminist boggle honkey.

Vicky, Considering your proclivity for the bathroom, when will we see some pictures and videos of you ******* all over the place? :nanner: Yes, I ask this question of all professional adult performers whom I feel may have the tendency to actually do it. Just some backyard stuff, ******* in a...

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell that's alright man. Do you have a voice activated keyboard?

Here's the options I would offer: A) Throw her **** out on the street. B) Light it on fire or, and here's by far the kindest option of all: C) Move it into a self storage unit and mail her the key, she can go get it herself. Under no circumstances would I ever let her anywhere near my...

Rest assured Sylvia, you will always be my favorite but MY FUCKING GOD THIS WOMAN IS GORGEOUS! Stunning face and absolutely perfect body. It's like seeing Salma Hayak naked! I could do without those goofy nails though but I would still crawl through a 4 mile trail of **** just to lick her ass.

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell How about a compromise. Any chance you will be photographed or filmed while urinating? Yeah, I know. I'm a sick fuck. And Prof V, I am sure your well-wishing for ERC finding a stud (or 3) to fulfill every desire is much appreciated but I would be...

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell Because he's still dizzy from Darius Kasperitis repeatedly knocking the **** out of him 10 years ago! Quit entering the zone with your head down Eric! And find some new sets! :1orglaugh

Huh? I was under the impression that you would be one of the shooters, :rubbel: and not the target but now I understand your reluctance to participate.

As mentioned, Allman Bros need to be there. Widespread Panic is easily in the top ten, especially from about 1995 - 2002 when I saw them about 50 times. Drive By Truckers are on fucking fire live. If there was a way to sling rock n' roll at the audience with catapult, these guys would be doing...

Sorry guy, I was only being sarcastic. I always am. If I could help I would. I would suggest contacting the webmasters at some of the websites you've seen her on. For her sake, I would seriously hope they have a privacy policy but who knows, you may get somewhere. Seriously, who are we to...

Phil Anselmo? How's goin' Facetious :glugglug:

Dude, it's your lucky day. I'm a close personal friend of Ms. Fire. In fact, she called me while I was a Lowe's the other day and asked me to get her a fire extinguisher in case that thing actually lights a dick on fire. She was busy, down at the clinic, getting checked out. Again. I told...

No, we just need to be sending the right people to prison. Mark Tynes, ******* of NY Giants placekicker Lawrence Tynes, is doing 27 years for ********* distribution. 27 FUCKING YEARS! for selling people something that makes them sit on the couch and eat doritos. A study made by the U.S...

And if that's not bad enough, when we run out of countries to help we go and blow one to smithereens just so we can hemorrage billions of dollars and **** and cripple our young service men and women, all in the name of "rebuilding". I've said it once and I'm sure I'll say it 'til the day I...

If you need to search your house...DO IT YOURSELF! Anyone can rip out drawers and toss mattressess, it does not take some jerkoff with a badge to competently look for things. This is a total fucking ruse, it's actually a search for the parents' *****. Fuck you government. What complete waste...