Sorry If I'm sad and not think strait, that is no reason me to be an ass.
But what's your reason for being an ass.
Could it be, you like to be one?
How often is too often
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Sorry If I'm sad and not think strait, that is no reason me to be an ass.
But what's your reason for being an ass.
Could it be, you like to be one?
well i don't know about you guys but i've just found my sig...
now i'm going to extend an olive branch to you here. proof reading and spell check are our friends, i suggest using them both after every one of your posts.
now i'm going to extend an olive branch to you here. proof reading and spell check are our friends, i suggest using them both after every one of your posts.
This is a great fucking thread!
rmagedon, you are bang on. The wife and I have two perfect,trouble making little brats and after ***** #2 she lost all interest in sex. Really, like a lot of married gals who have squeezed out a couple of babies she could care less if she ever got the dick again. And get this, SHE never masturbates. Well, not that I can tell or that she admits to. Truly she has lost the zeal for dick and orgasms. "So what else is new" say all the married dudes.
So I am not out there slipping the pickle into anyone else's wife even though opportunity exists. I love this woman and will not bring a divorce upon my house. Plus she's hot. Nothing like waking up beside a totally hot woman to get the flagpole activated.
As for her wanting to spend more time with me, WTF? She'd sooner watch CSI Miami in her pajamas and swoon over Horatio then get naked and play hide the salami with her husband. Every once and then she likes to play Yahtzee, not the "get naked" Yahtzee, just the regular old married gal kind of Yahtzee. Fully clothed. So she's kinda boring, is totally uninterested in sex, but she is the ****** of my ******** and a few times a week or more she does drop the towel and lets me have fun with her perfect body.
But after 17 years of marriage with zero blowjobs, zero raunchy sex, not even a bit of tonsil hockey (what, do I have bad breath?), a woman who is not interested in me as a sexual anmial, I have to take my sexual frustrations out on porn. Wish it were otherwise, but that's life.
rmagedon, you are bang on. The wife and I have two perfect,trouble making little brats and after ***** #2 she lost all interest in sex. Really, like a lot of married gals who have squeezed out a couple of babies she could care less if she ever got the dick again. And get this, SHE never masturbates. Well, not that I can tell or that she admits to. Truly she has lost the zeal for dick and orgasms. "So what else is new" say all the married dudes.
So I am not out there slipping the pickle into anyone else's wife even though opportunity exists. I love this woman and will not bring a divorce upon my house. Plus she's hot. Nothing like waking up beside a totally hot woman to get the flagpole activated.
As for her wanting to spend more time with me, WTF? She'd sooner watch CSI Miami in her pajamas and swoon over Horatio then get naked and play hide the salami with her husband. Every once and then she likes to play Yahtzee, not the "get naked" Yahtzee, just the regular old married gal kind of Yahtzee. Fully clothed. So she's kinda boring, is totally uninterested in sex, but she is the ****** of my ******** and a few times a week or more she does drop the towel and lets me have fun with her perfect body.
But after 17 years of marriage with zero blowjobs, zero raunchy sex, not even a bit of tonsil hockey (what, do I have bad breath?), a woman who is not interested in me as a sexual anmial, I have to take my sexual frustrations out on porn. Wish it were otherwise, but that's life.
^ hey bowser you're alright in my book. seem like an honest to goodness married man, if more people were like you there'd be less divorce. but just so you know your cock has somehow gotten us into a lot of arguments in this thread. i'd normally say your cock got under some peoples skin... but thats just gay.
Her one concession to raunchiness was to shave her box. It stays trimmed all the time and once a month or so gets the bare floor treatment. She does do that for me. Just thinking about it makes me want to yank.
But she doesn't like it when I lick her snatch. Which is just as well cause when that puppy gets wet it's the loosest twat in the world. Not that I'm hung like a mouse or anything, cause I'm not, but even if I had a ******* sized dick I still don't think she'd feel it.
I asked her if she wanted, you know, like a big old vibrator or something and she said no. My wife is a bit of a prude. A prude with a bald snatch, great tits, pretty face, perfect ass who doesn't like sex. See my predick-ament?
But she doesn't like it when I lick her snatch. Which is just as well cause when that puppy gets wet it's the loosest twat in the world. Not that I'm hung like a mouse or anything, cause I'm not, but even if I had a ******* sized dick I still don't think she'd feel it.
I asked her if she wanted, you know, like a big old vibrator or something and she said no. My wife is a bit of a prude. A prude with a bald snatch, great tits, pretty face, perfect ass who doesn't like sex. See my predick-ament?
I think she's just got the selfish bitch syndrome that can't understand that Elmer Fudd will keep hunting the rabbit, regardless of whether or not she's going to let him in the rabbit hole. I say, as long as you wash your hands and wipe off the screen, tug away!
May I make a slight amendment to this statement? I don't know about other men, but I only know my own penis. I don't know men's penises. If you do, that's a whole other issue.:eek:
What the hell are you watching that makes you want to jerk off 3 times a day?
I think you and your wife should talk to a marriage counselor. Hopefully this will help convey to your wife that you have needs that she seems ********* to fulfill and ********* to let you fulfill yourself. At the very least it will work better than telling the wife, "I'm right and the guys on Freeones say so."
That is not the question ...
The answer is before you ...
"Honey, if you think I masterbate excessively, then I masterbate excessively. If that's how you define it, then that's how you define it."
And the question(s) you need to ask ...
"The question is ... What do we do about it?"
Simply put ...
"I want to unload that much, whether it is 'okay' or 'too much'."
And the follow-ups are ...
"Would you like to be involved?
Would you like me to do it and not tell you?
Do you want me to not do it and wait for you?"
And in reality ...
"Or do you just want to judge me? The situation? Society v. me as "normal" or not?
I'm a man. I'm horny. I want it this much, excessive or not. Please help me, tell me to keep it from you, tell me not to do it, or whatever.
But please do not make it about an arbitrary 'okay' v. 'too much.'
It's about what I want to do, and what you'll let me do in whatever way you want to accommodate me, or not."
Judgment does nothing, both ways. Asking questions that go into a pit of "right/wrong" and related "okay/too much" does nothing. Ask questions that are constructive.
You have a cock. It wants to blast twice or more times that she wants to be intimate with you. What do you do? It's not about what is "okay/too much," it's about what you do. What you want to do. What makes you happy. But what also may or may not bother her.
I.e., is it just opinion from her, or does it bother her that you masterbate without her being there and intimate with her? Now that's the deeper question to get to!
And that answer is between both of you. It is not something answered by arbitrary views, input, etc... from outside you two, or what one (or both) of you have pre-determined is okay v. too much. Never take offense or return judgment, try to see what she's getting at, as she's not giving you a direct feeling, just a judgment.
But that is not the question. That is not the question you need to ask.
The answer is before you ...
"Honey, if you think I masterbate excessively, then I masterbate excessively. If that's how you define it, then that's how you define it."
And the question(s) you need to ask ...
"The question is ... What do we do about it?"
Simply put ...
"I want to unload that much, whether it is 'okay' or 'too much'."
And the follow-ups are ...
"Would you like to be involved?
Would you like me to do it and not tell you?
Do you want me to not do it and wait for you?"
And in reality ...
"Or do you just want to judge me? The situation? Society v. me as "normal" or not?
I'm a man. I'm horny. I want it this much, excessive or not. Please help me, tell me to keep it from you, tell me not to do it, or whatever.
But please do not make it about an arbitrary 'okay' v. 'too much.'
It's about what I want to do, and what you'll let me do in whatever way you want to accommodate me, or not."
Judgment does nothing, both ways. Asking questions that go into a pit of "right/wrong" and related "okay/too much" does nothing. Ask questions that are constructive.
You have a cock. It wants to blast twice or more times that she wants to be intimate with you. What do you do? It's not about what is "okay/too much," it's about what you do. What you want to do. What makes you happy. But what also may or may not bother her.
I.e., is it just opinion from her, or does it bother her that you masterbate without her being there and intimate with her? Now that's the deeper question to get to!
And that answer is between both of you. It is not something answered by arbitrary views, input, etc... from outside you two, or what one (or both) of you have pre-determined is okay v. too much. Never take offense or return judgment, try to see what she's getting at, as she's not giving you a direct feeling, just a judgment.
Apparently NOT his wife.
Gotta read the entire thread before joinin in the convo...
I think going to see a marriage counselor is the dumbest idea ever. Look, there really isn't a problem. They're a happy ******. Their spark has died down, but, it happens when a couple has ****. Their focus shifts from themselves on to the ****. Understandable. He's not really ******* her to do anything she doesn't wanna do (he gives it to her whenever SHE wants it, SHE shaves for HIM, once in a while SHE drops the towel, u get what I mean) so he takes care of it himself. It seems unfair (to me) that a woman who isn't WILLING to do much about THEIR sex life, can turn around and tell her man to stop jerking off so much.
That's like a man suggesting or telling his wife how to cook, or clean or run whatever task, when he isn't even chipping in or showing ANY interest in that particular task.
I gotta agree with you there. A guy comes on here and mentions his wife lost interest in sex. Sure, that happens all the time. But this time the guy (Bowser) starts making more and more sense with every post. He very matter-of-factly states she's boring, but hot with a bald snatch, the ****** of his two great ****, and has yet to say she really bitches at him and makes his life miserable. He doesn't want to covet thy neighbor's wife, yet banging his own wife is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, but at least she does him the decency of "dropping the towel" and let him play around a few times a week. Hey, that might not sound perfect, but it's better than alot of guys' wives who simply shut down for business after a few ****.
It sounds to me that if there's anybody that DOES NOT need a marriage counselor, it's this guy.
Good luck with your boring, suburban ****** bowser. You don't know how good you have it (or maybe you do).
Isn't it supposed to be good for you ? :dunno:
great things are born of great excess
Have you considered the possibility that maybe she just doesn't like having sex with you and/or that she is having an affair?
Sorry, and while I may be reading into what you said too much, I think it wasn't a warranted question or could have been put a little better.
He did mention this ...
Nomad 800, are you married and do you have ****? If so, how long and/or how old, respectively?
I think it is something that he should consider, for his own sake.
Yes, I could have put it a little better. But I felt that in this case, directness was the best course of action. He seems like a straightforward kind of guy.
I am sorry, but I do not discuss my personal life on public chat boards. Certainly not openly. I respect those that do; I am just not one of them.
Aw come on Nomad, it's a valid question, it establishes the perspective from which you speak. Prof's a pretty good guy, he wouldn't just ask you so he could have ammo to flame with. As as far as discussing your "personal life" on a chat board, you're not. Nobody is. We're just avators and pixels placed on a screen. Nobody knows who anybody is so by definition, nothing is personal.
Just sayin' :dunno:
