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:1orglaugh I knew there was something I liked about you. ;) Well, I'm halfway there, don't see myself going fully to your side, but halfway is good. ;):tongue:

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Maybe before she had a ton of facial plastic surgery. Show me a picture of when she was younger...(and I highly doubt she's in her 30's right now...) Method acting porn stars?! That would be a new one. :1orglaugh

1. Not Without My ******** by Betty Mahmoody 2. Pet Semetary or The Shining by Stephen King 3. The Fourth Queen by Debbie Taylor 4. Black Beauty by Anna Sewell 5. Runaway Jury by John Grisham

Geeze, I don't even get compared to a pretty porn star? sigh...:confused: I don't know if Becks, or Sputnik are female oriented. I know Joanne and myself are...:boobies:

I know I know! :) I read the other thread. :D:1orglaugh

Copy paste it into an email, send it to a friend and have them send it back to you. Hell I'll email it to you. Some women are too sensitive about things...

Being someone who has been in a couple (maybe more) of threesomes, I refuse to ever have a m/m/f threesome. I have only been in f/f/m, or f/f/f. The thought of being with two guys at once is a total turnoff to me. Being in an orgy is also a turnoff. Threesomes are about the extent I will go...

Would he just make up his damn mind? He said 2 seasons ago that he was going to retire. He's getting as bad as Mark Martin from Nascar. Martin has said for the past 3-4 seasons that this was his last year; yet he's still driving, and hasn't retired.

- Heavily make-up'd women - Hairy, overweight men - Men with too small/large of a penis - Women who look like they're anorexic - When the woman is degraded, slapped, ridiculed or any other "Hardcore Max" style porn - When the lesbian scenes are froo-froo instead of how real women actually screw...

Fox could bring Arrested Development back. All they would have to do it use a different name, and change little things to comply with the court agreement they made with the band Arrested Development. I don't see it ever happening though.

This will be his third, and my other friend is also going, this will be his second

Masturbation, no, but anal sex, yes.

I would rather do without foreplay in exchange for more sex. I actually would rather not have any foreplay. When I'm ready to have sex, dammit, don't patronize me with foreplay. I wants sex when I want it, not wanting to work the moment up with unnecessary foreplay. I totally understand if...

I'm talking to a friend who's being deployed next month. :(

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I should start dinner, but I'm not going to. :)

That avatar looks like it's something from a Pink Floyd video.

Pink Floyd - Brick in the Wall

- When the director talks - When the girl has a bad boob job - When the plot is way too advanced for a porn - Bad fake tans - When they try to act for sake of acting instead of doing a porn

Mistyck = Mystic = My nickname from high school

Damn, I love this list. This is so true. More of us women actually need to read and live by this list. This list is so classic, and so true. If you don't tell the person you're with what the hell you want, how the hell are they supposed to know what to do? Geesh...it's not going to ****...

Nope, means I'd have to take pictures. Not happening.

Damn...I have to be good?! Means you do too! Be safe!

Washed dishes, finished laundry, took out the trash, and looked for another job.

Kind of like this... (No this is not my *****) http://www.fugly.com/pictures/12926/duct_tape_kid_to_wall.html

Kristen Davis Kate Winslet or Kate Hudson

Duran Duran - Rio

Someone thought you were a man? :confused:

Mellanie Griffith Kim Cattrall or Sarah Jessica Parker

Lena Horn Diane Lane or Michelle Pfieffer

Simpsons, but ****** guy is better than both.

I'll agree with you, but I still can't get past the fact that a bird pooped it out of it's butt and most people eat it. :eek:

Bueno Bueno, Gracias. Yours?

Joy Harmon Hallie Berry or Janet Jackson

http://www.pattayamail.com/615/pictures/o1-2-615.jpg Give me a picture of the smallest human being.

OMG, you didn't! BAH! Pauley...No Mariska...No... GAR! Pauley :yesyes: Betty Page or Rita Hayworth

:glugglug: Yes, but the egg still comes out of the ******'s butt.

Heidi Klum Devon Akoi or Michelle Rodriguez

http://www.blue-travel.net/sa/images/ccsan7_0.jpg Give me a picture of the most expensive car in the world.

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Eggs...EW! Yuck. I don't see how anyone can eat something that a bird poops out of it's butt. :confused: