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Who is van morrison? :dunno:

Nope and I'm good

Hello everyone. :)

1: Something that you do, to pass the time, when stuck in a lift -Pretend that the camera in the lifts doesn't exist and start to talk to converse with myself complete with acting out what I'm saying 2: A lewd sex act, that you could perform in the 'Gardening' section of your local library...

http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Pointless/Cities.html

I added myself on there.

It must just be me, but when guys wink at me it makes me think they have something in their eye. Winking is just not something that is attractive. I know which screwdriver is which. I also can make a mean screwdriver. If this is the list which makes men proud of themselves then why isn't...

Wow...why not just straight to the point of saying, "I want to fuck you so bad"?

Maybe it's because I'm a secretary and a caretaker, but I think the secretary uniform is the ultimate hotness.

All I can say is...wow, disturbing. :confused:

OMG I love that movie too! It's a romantic movie that everyone can enjoy. SIGH...It's so good!

Re: Favorite MILF's <~Me! :1orglaugh Just kidding! I had to put that there. lol:tongue:

Great day! My ******** has been in a wonderful mood all day, I found some good buys at yard sales, and got news that the price on the house I'm buying has dropped by $9,000.00. Great great day! Oh yeah, and I'm making my favorite dinner tonight, complete with home-made cookies. Yummy!

That's sad. Sad that the ****** let her ******** get to that point. Seems like no one was there to help the girl when she needed it most. The ******* tried, but she seemed to be too far gone by that point. Not all porn stars have the same background, but for the ones that do, you can only...

I'd be a tie between a few movies, it's too hard to pick just one! The Shawshank Redemption The Godfather series Beaches The Breakfast Club Caddyshack

I still keep my same opinion. The government just puts everyone in jail when there should be other options out there. Why keep paying to keep some of these people in jail when they don't deserve to be there? Makes no sense to me. Also makes no sense to release the bastids either.

I found her! She decided to go trapezing around for a couple of days. Who knows where she went to, but she finally decided to come out and eat. So at 1am she was finally back in her holder. :D

If they're a violent offender, then they need to be locked up. I don't give a damn if they're "Reformed". Bullshit! Whatever they've done to their victim needs to be done to them. If they **** and ********* someone, then they should be ***** and **********. If they **** someone, they should...

It's where you take a gallon of water, put 4-5 lipton (or equivalent) tea bags in there and let it sit out in the sun for 1-2 days. It steeps the water in the tea and gives it a strong and unique flavor. http://www.ljcfyi.com/blog/2007/july2007/sunTea.jpg

OMG, Tea sounds so good! I need to go buy some hot tea. I'm ******** sun tea right now. Hi Fresno!

Went searching for my hedgehog who disappeared. Still have not found her yet, but she'll come out eventually. Also I went to work, then came home, cleaned the kitchen, did dishes, finished laundry, and read to my ********. :) Was a good day (except for the still missing hedgehog...:()

Hola mi amigos. :)

Yoplait Pomegranate & Blackberry Yogurt.

George Carlin Quotes: "If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter." "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." "The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept." Gina Gershon Quotes...

I'll agree that debating is easier on the net. I'm pretty much the same. If you don't like my personality on the board, then you probably won't like me in real life. I'm a bit (lot) more sarcastic in real life than I am on the board, but other than that I'm pretty much the same.

OMG, That sounds hot! Link?! I once got off to a cartoon gif of Jessica Rabbit and Pinocchio going at it. :o

Some Kinky note playing going on there...

I'd be telling her to get her ass of my TV. She might wind up breaking it, and then I'd be pissed for not being able to watch the end of the game. You don't interrupt Football Dammit! If she's smart she'd wait until the end of the game and see if his team won, that way she can either give him...

Smart idea. Married something that will always do what it's told, shut up, and put out. Only problem I see is if he tries to make her cook. *POP!* Then he'll have to do it all over again.:1orglaugh

That's just not cool. :eek: What'd she get implanted; Nerf footballs? :throwup:

Girl, you don't need implants. I do! Just kidding! I don't need implants either. Your boobs are like perfect! :lovecoupl

Aw, he's a super puddy! Too cute. also http://www.lolcats.com has some good ones

I love this one. :lovecoupl

Guns'n'Roses - Welcome To The Jungle (Appetite for Destruction) Prince - When Doves Cry (Greatest Hits 1) Buckcherry - Lit Up (Buckcherry) Lifehouse - Hanging By A Moment (No Name Face)

Have you flat out asked her why she's miserable? You could try counseling, or if you're religious, talking to your priest. Counseling works if both of you are willing to take the time to make it work. If not, then you're just going to run around in circles. Hope it works out for you.

Sure babe. Sure... Promises, Promises. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh Cutification multiplied! ;)

Where did this quote come from?! Yes but I am normally ****** by 9:30pm. :) Which means. G'night guys. :wave:

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Kansas Jayhawks

Extraordinary

I go to bed in 8 minutes! :)

Illinois State Redbirds

No, I think I just don't see the same thing that you see in her. I guess it's in the eye of the beholder. No offense taken. :)

Goalie

Damn I'm up late!

Georgia Bulldogs

Group Rate

There is nothing with tz So I'm choosing SA Salable

I accept the plastic surgery look...except when they look like their face is carved to hell, and their boobs look like speed bags for boxing. I don't need to replace her...She has more skills than me, and a better body. :yesyes: