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  1. Funkwerkz

    Hitch a Ride on The Word Train

    celestial
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    Alphabet Location

    Livorno, Italy.
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    2008 Olympics Hottest Female Athlete / Sexiest Summer Olympics 2008 female athlete?

    Re: Sexiest Summer Olympics 2008 female athlete? Yelena Isinbayeva, Alexandra Orlando and Sibel Ozkan.
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    Grammar Question: At Paul Mason.....

    Wines? Can you count wines or the bottles?! lol I'm spoiling everything.
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    Everybody wears flip flops these days

    Flip-flops are for girls. Slippers work very well for me in summers, i don't like sandals. In Turkey, you can see a lot of people wearing socks and sandals together. :D I'm serious.
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    Summer Olympics 2008

    SuperBolt made it! I have calculated his velocity which is 37.151 km/h! Wonderful! Bolt will win the 200 m race too. Sorry for Tyson Gay! In 50 years, genetically reengineered athletes will run 100 m in 8 or less seconds. :D WADA better bans genetic reengineering before it happens :D I have...
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    Which 2 babes would you choose for a threesome?

    1. Sunny Cruz and Sunny Leone. 2. Louise Glover and Michelle Barrett.
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    Whats On your I-pod the most right now?

    I have Daft Punk, David Guetta, Kavinsky, Groove Coverage, misc 80s, and Sounds of Nature (to get peace) in my phone. I don't have iPod but i am gonna get a Creative mp3 player.
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    Summer Olympics 2008

    USA made it to the top by total medal numbers and needs 12 gold medals to overcome China. Track and field began but i haven't US athletes yet. Michael Phelps is rocking! 7 gold medals and the 8th is on the way. Russia is so sucking! They lost 5 possible medalists due to doping suspicions, but...
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    Grammar Question: At Paul Mason.....

    At Paul Mason, we will sell no **** before its time. Let's replace its with the time. At Paul Mason, we will sell no **** before time's time. It does not make any sense to me. It's like "time of time". You need to keep **** for a while before serving or selling. I thought in this way. Grape...
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    Grammar Question: At Paul Mason.....

    ****, of course.
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    Born Again!

    If a pornstar returns as a pornstar again, her motto is like "Born again! Porn again!". :D
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    Who is the dirtiest pornstar ever

    Yeah, which one?! lol J/K! Anyway, from what i see, the dirtiest pronstar is Ava Devine, Kinzie Kenner might be the 2nd.
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    Thanks, Dixie! Very nice name. D.D., like DareDevil. ;)

    Thanks, Dixie! Very nice name. D.D., like DareDevil. ;)
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    Big Pussy

    You need an elephant's nose to satisfy her. lol
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    Scientists closer to developing invisibility cloak

    Ok, i pre-ordered this cloak. Watch out girls' locker rooms and ladies' rest rooms! HAHAHA Wonderful.
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    What If Your Wife Were A Porn Star?

    I would add an extra condition to her contract! "Her husband is "only" the male performer in her movies and photoshots." to every contract of her! So, earn twice money from porn industry. lol
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    Help Your Local OSCM! MY BOOBS NEED HELP!

    3 sided tie among Shyla Stylez, Vicky Vette and Tera Patrick! Very hard to vote. :( Damn!
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    Which super hero are you?

    You scored as a James Bond, Agent 007 James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to ****. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill...
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    Georgian tanks have entered Chechnya

    Medvedev is a puppet of Putin! He elected Medvedev and Russian people confirmed it with election. Georgian "leader" Saakashvili is the puppet of Soros (his ultimate employer) and USA. Screw Saakashvili, he's so imcompetent! Russia will own Georgia and become land neighbour of Turkey. Our...
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    high school memories?

    My high school years were depressing but really good. I lost my *** in the 1st year and **** began right after that, i got a bully-like guy. He began to hammer on me. We finally had a fight in the lunch break on a hot day, i seemed to win and he stopped. I can proudly say that i was the most...
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    Summer Olympics 2008

    Please, cut the crap and start showing track and field! Turkish network still shows gymnastics and swimming. I need Yelena Isinbayeva on my tv screen! :D
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    Coming to freeones??

    I was needing a free porn site in 2004 when was one year after getting internet access. You guess it right, i had and still have a desperate need for "free" porn! lol Saturatelessness! I feel comfortable in this site (message boards) and MyFreeOnes stuff is amazing. Why did i wait from 2004 to...
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    Middle Eastern Women vs South Asian Women - Which Chicks Are Hotter?

    It's way hard to pick up a Middle Eastern chick because most of them are under the religious coverage. lol South Asian chicks are...hmm...err...umm... not so pretty. Latin, Canadian, Scandinavian and Mediterranian chicks are the best!!!! I can make a fivesome with one pretty chick from these...
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    Summer Olympics 2008

    Well, Chinese athletes annoy me a lot. They win gold medals but most of them are kinda disrespectful to their opponents. I'm usually neutral when watching Olympics but this time, i support USA and Russia (my usual favourites) with full respect. Chinese Olymipic understanding is like "China vs...
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    Summer Olympics 2008

    Please, let track & field start right now.
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    If John McCain was gonna make a porn movie

    "Need For Viagra" "SeXxx: Only In Dreams" "Black & White Dreams" Starring McCain and Rice.
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    Summer Olympics 2008

    Till track and field, Olympics are dead. August 15th is the day when Olympics start for me. Asafa Powell, Usain Bolt and Tyson Gay! What a great run! American Jeremy Warnier will own the gold.
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    If Barack Obama was gonna make a porn movie...

    Pornobama: White House Fantasies! lmao
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    reincarnation

    I had never lived in 60s and 70s and i am pretty curious about those decades and also i want to live in the mighty 80s again. Future works for me too. So, my choice is living through 60s, 70s and 80s to change the future and, going to future to see i did everythingh right or wrong. :D
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    The Best Tomb Raider

    YAY! Karima Adebibe!!!! Totally bad-ass pose, this babe kicks ass and rocks my socks!
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    Girls with funky/big hair!

    Funkwerkz loves babes with funky hair. :thumbsup:
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    Predict the Future

    In the future, there will be just 6 continental states on earth. Africa will keep eating nothing but **** of western greediness. There won't be a country called Turkey in the future, it becomes Fried Turkey after WW3. lol It's inevitable. ******** in ****' shows will be a natural part of the...
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    Has anyone ordered from the freeones shop??

    I buy a t-shirt and/or a women's t-shirt (for my girlfriend) when old FreeOnes logo is replaced with the new and hotter one.
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    unearthed photos show hiroshima aftermath

    August 9th, 1945. God bless Nagasaki victims.
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    In 7 days, the world will change hand and pass the baton from US to another country !

    Re: In 7 days, the world will change hand and pass the baton from US to another count War began between Georgia and Russia. Congratz!
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    Summer Olympics 2008

    The 8th day of the 8th month in the 8th year. Peaceful Olympics in China and gunpowder smoking war in Georgia. WTF?! I'll try to watch almost every event but i focus on athletics more. Soccer in Olympics is just waste of time, i think. Athletics owns soccer once in every four years. lol Very...
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    unearthed photos show hiroshima aftermath

    August 6th, 1945 to 2008. My heart is in Hiroshima today. God bless the victims of Atomic Dawn.
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    Weird porn pics

    Weird? You meant disgusting, right?
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    Which porn co shoots in the best houses and locations?

    Those California houses are really big, comparing to Turkish houses. America is gross. lol
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    Favorite Bond Girl

    My ***** Top 10 :): 1. Daniela Bianchi as Tatiana Romanova. 2. Barbara Bach as Anya Amasova aka Agent XXX. 3. Maud Adams as Andrea Anders and Octopussy. 4. Kristina Wayborn as Magda. 5. Ursula Andress as Honey Rider. 6. Carey Lowell as Pam Bouvier. 7. Jane Seymour as Solitaire. 8. Carole...
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    Washing Instructions

    Practical and easy to understand. :D
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    Funny porn pics

    http://www.novaksblog.com/pictures/stumble_on_sunday_4th_part/mercedez_tong_sign.jpeg Have a ride! :D
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    Rate the signature above you

    Hot and turning on!
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    Goal

    Mini me is ready to take the penalty kick. V shaped posts?! No way to miss this one! :D
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    Who were you when the lights went out?

    I was 70% nerd, 20% punk and 10% rocker.
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    The Perfect **** Ad

    Best way to ***** ****: Let that lady ***** it and wait a couple of hours then suck **** from nipples. lol
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    Hilarious Old Computer Ads

    300 MB around $20,000?! You gotta kidding, right? lol Today any cheap pc is worth millions of 80s' dollars. Small iPod owns 80s' computers in terms of disk space. lol Thanks for bringing memories.
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    Thanks, man! Your Nixon avatar and Szavay sig is very well too. Nixon is the man, he was just...

    Thanks, man! Your Nixon avatar and Szavay sig is very well too. Nixon is the man, he was just unlucky.
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    Why All The World Think That American Are Stupid?

    North-eastern Europe, Eastern Baltic Sea shores, among Latvia, Belarus, Russian Federation and Poland, capital is Vilnius! YAY! I'm in the 10% of the world's population! :D Seriously, i don't think Americans are stupid. They invented porn and import babes from the smart Eastern Erope! LOL
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