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  1. Funkwerkz

    Hot or not?

    Hot (Oh, that smile!) Hmm...Kate Perry?
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    what game are you playing right now?

    Freecell, Quake 3 Arena, Fifa RTWC 98 and GTA 2.
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    Rate the signature above you

    9/10 So mysterious and cool.
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    Fact About Yourself Thread

    I've opened a new page in my life, real me returns.
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    Just One Word To Describe The Person Above

    Freestyle.
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    I beat Bolt and you all! Because i won the grand prix! :D
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    10/10 Looks like Super Mario is about to beat Sonic. :D Good old Sega days.
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    Alphabet Location

    Kartal, Istanbul (My hometown).
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    This or That

    History (to change present and future). Enclopedia or Wikipedia?
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    Word Association

    Centerfold :)
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    This or That

    Milk. Usain Bolt or The Flash (of DC Comics)? :D
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    Word Association

    twilight
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    Rearrange The Letters

    Tunsty > St. Yunt
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    What are you wearing right now?

    White slip underwear and gray shorts and glasses. It's been a pretty hot day and even breathing is so hard to me.
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    Welcome Freeones Newest Moderators!!!

    New masters of FreeOnes Universe! Good luck with new works, lady and gentlemen. With new moderators: FreeOnes! Up, up and away!
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    Danni or Kylie minogue?

    Danniiiiiiiiii!
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    which is more hot?

    Definitely, #2! Superb method in this digital age. Make 2 copies of playback and give one to her as a special present Valentines Day!
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Erika Michelle Barre, she's disturbingly identical to the girl i love.
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    Male Bicycle

    Cum-powered cycling, eh?! :D
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    motivational posters

    More and more, please. I am getting motivated very well. :) I'm gonna make some too. ;)
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    Summer Olympics 2008

    I've been a fan of US Women Soccer Team and trying to watch every event since 1999. US Soccer's system for player discovery and development is flawless. They are simply the best, that's why they won this Olympic Tournament. Only Germany and China can make it a little bit hard for US Soccer...
  22. Funkwerkz

    Summer Olympics 2008

    No team on Earth can defeat US Women Soccer Team! Everybody loves Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps but i love Mathias Steiner more than those two. He's the man with a "strong" heart! God bless him and his wife's soul.
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    the three most important things to you

    1. My ****** 2. My special one (i don't know who) :) 3. Hope 4. My dreams
  24. Funkwerkz

    Who needs Angelina Jolie?

    Those are not lips! They are two halves of a small tyre! LMAO! Rubber lips for best rubbing blowjob. :D
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    Summer Olympics 2008

    Usain Bolt have bolted again! 19.30 seconds in the 200 m race!!!!! He's gonna beat the Flash from JLA! :D Jamaica Jets rules!
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    Michael Phelps

    Funniest **** of 2008! :D:D:D
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    Too tight shorts

    OMG! They all forgot to wear their real team shorts. :D They wore their team boxers.
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    Summer Olympics 2008

    Most probably, IOC will give medals to USA after Olympic games and an inspection, not to **** off the host nation.
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    Who is this magnificient lady?

    Dude, you are the king!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thankzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! :D
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    Summer Olympics 2008

    Turkey got a golden at the end! lol Freestyle Wrestling 66 Kg Men!
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    Who is this magnificient lady?

    Porn professors! I need your help.
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    Smokin' Hot but Oh So Boring....

    I was searching something of Alison Angel like those but couldn't find. Thanks.
  33. Funkwerkz

    Smokin' Hot but Oh So Boring....

    Yeah, she just rubs her body and teases, not even a "real" dildo pluging and orgasm signals.
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    How many people have the same name as you?

    Dude, all cats are Seytan. :D That's their nature. Is he/she black? :)
  35. Funkwerkz

    Need Help Dealing With a Nasty Breakup

    When you desire some sexual stuff, left hand goes to cock and right hand goes to mouse. You know what i mean. :D:banana:
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    How many people have the same name as you?

    Thanks for the kind words! :) Thank God that i don't carry the name Ataturk. Ataturk is a big name and it requires big responsibility which i cannot take, to carry. My name is Güney (Guney) Simliova, but i use Guney Simliov in internet and international basis. Every time i use Simliova, people...
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    How many people have the same name as you?

    My name is unique in US and my surname is also unique so my full name is absolutely unique. :D Only my ****** carries the ****** namein our country too. I've checked the national phone number index.
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    Amusement Park

    Uh oh! I can hear at least one screw get loose! :D
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    Air Bag

    Dude, this is Turkey! I can recognise my country and people in any time and place. LOL He doesn't know that he has opened truly a new dimension in the world of motocycling, ultimate airbag, ultimate secutrity! :D
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    Confused Mouse

    He's having a real cybersex! :D
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    Summer Olympics 2008

    I see the point. But, a medal is medal whether it's gold or not. I think total number of medals should be the main criterion of ranking. The more medal you won, the more effort you had put, this should be awarded as a whole. I'm not hammering on China or IOC or any of you who support this...
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    2008 Olympics Hottest Female Athlete / Sexiest Summer Olympics 2008 female athlete?

    Re: Sexiest Summer Olympics 2008 female athlete? Add Nastia Liukin to my list. Ms Alicia Scare-me-on -lol- is hot too but not in my range.
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    White Americans no longer a majority by 2042

    No worries! I and my sperm reserves are ready to supply the demand of white people. In 2042, i'll be 59. Good! My unique technology will be still in action. lol Seriously, do we live in the pre-WW II period again? US Government is afraid off losing elite white race?! It's just bullshit...
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    Summer Olympics 2008

    I wonder why all the rankings are based on the number of gold medals instead of total number of medals?! You got it right, Maildude.
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    Reputation question...

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ... again. How can i get rid of this warning message?!
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    5.000 dollars - or - a fucking night with Eve Angel, Mindy Vega and Sandra Shine?

    Fuck girls! If you had offered me 5,000 pounds instead of dollars, things would change dramatically. :D Fucking rules!
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    Summer Olympics 2008

    Jamaica Jets did an outstanding job again! Women's 100 m race, three medals went to three Jamaican Jetbelles. Jamaica: The fastest nation! :D God bless them!
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    Summer Olympics 2008

    Michael Phelps: Boy of Tomorrow. Mark Spitz: Man of Yesterday. If new developments aren't achieved, Phelps would never reach his 8 gold medal goal. Spitz swam in natural form, he didn't wear auqadynamic caps and Speedo, and if you look carefully, you can see that new olympic pool has 10 lanes...
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    Spirit of the Olympics

    Despite wearing Nike, is she Yelena Isinbayeva?! :D
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    Extremely Beautiful Waterpaintings of Women

    Absolute awesomeness!
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